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Balaké

@doozerblake.bsky.social
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Michigan day trip, because Indiana is dumb.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Highly Suspect on Wednesday, Dolly Parton party tonight for 9-25, and Cash Money and No Limit Records Tour tomorrow. Life is all about balance, or questionable decisions. 🎶
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The rock and/or roll was worth it.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Wednesday night concert sounded a whole lot better when purchasing the tickets months ago on a Saturday night.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well Dweller is a nice little gem on Game Pass
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Liv Lov Laugh at the people who thought that was sustainable.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Polar Bear spotting in Central Indiana. Send help.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Your date picker on your website sucks. Just let people type the date. The end.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve never seen such even pepperoni distribution on a frozen pizza.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“I swear you’ve never been to this festival dear”
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have returned to my home planet.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Das Butt
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Y’all, this family in Cape Fear could’ve wrapped shit up by episode 3.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Made 5-Spice bbqshort ribs on the Traeger. Much success.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Weather turned out perfect for Johnny Cougar.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Highly Suspect ticket acquired for September in Indy.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You know, maybe don’t bring your wagon stroller somewhere where you can’t navigate it… just a thought.
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Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
ALT: Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Made a fat fingered/special dialing wand comment in a Teams channel at work which isn’t getting the recognition it deserves. Maybe HR is just preparing the paperwork…
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I also spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. Takes a long time with these:
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Ouija Board
ALT: Ouija Board
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do the team parents bring Capri Suns for the players during the hydration breaks?
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The US should score more and let Belgium score less. Follow for more detailed futbol analysis.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
DR Congo almost handing England their largest defeat in almost 250 years. Great effort by them.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trump is gonna be big mad when he finds out the United States has to play two countries at the same time in the round of 32.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The existence of Dick’s in this timeline implies… a Richard’s in an alternate timeline.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shout out to this hero who always parks this way by the speed bump near Best Buy in Carmel/Westfield so that people have to take their precious cars over the speed bump.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Watching someone score the first World Cup goal for their country is my favorite new hobby.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
TIL Hoosiers also pronounce Galveston incorrectly. They sure do love to come up with random pronunciations of city names.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If i had a way to time travel, my first destination would be a year in the future so I don’t have to hear anything about the K n i c k s.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The number of delivery and rideshare drivers that miss turns into our neighborhood is baffling to me. My tater tot levels are dangerously low and I can’t possibly be expected to wait 3 extra minutes
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Lil’ quiet in MSG.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Larry David right there on the floor and could recreate the Shaq clip with Wemby. Make it happen.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nice of them to give Avery Wilson a 2nd chance so he didn’t have to sing over booing.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Amusing that Google had a big commercial about search and AI at halftime, and this was literally the result of a search for “who sang the national anthem game three of the NBA finals” during the game:
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That was a good group boo, but it will never beat 350k people booing Tom Brady at IMS.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I really wish (ThatDick)Scott was still around for tons of reasons, but also so he could send some Tweets by proxy about tonight’s game attendees.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m much better about remembering to take my own daily medication when I have to give my dog medication. Priorities.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Odyssey in real IMAX tickets acquired.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@apmor.in Made it.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
At the airport 3.5 hours early for a flight and I’m in heaven.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
As a former Prius owner, No. This isn’t a thing, and you’re not going to make this a thing.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What are the odds Trump still brings his personal device along to China and gets hacked? www.foxnews.com/politics/ins...
foxnews.com
Inside the ‘digital lockdown’ for US officials as Trump arrives in China
President Donald Trump's delegation to China will travel with stripped-down devices and temporary laptops as officials assume anything brought into the country could be compromised.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Currently creeping up on 50 and doing reconnaissance on which local watering hole i will make into mine to spend my lunch at.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Spurs about to pull some fans out of the stands to play the final minutes.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’ll get old after a month, but it’s good to have the kid home for the summer.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I love going to a restaurant where their whole vibe is just signs purchased from Michael’s, Hobby Lobby, or similar places.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hi Blake, This is Blake. You’ll be excited to know that the deluge of texts about the primaries will be over tomorrow… However, you’ll never guess how many texts are going to come in about the November elections… Reply STOP to not really STOP.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Early voting in the primaries was so easy the other day I might go do it again today…
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
With a few exceptions, the MTV Unplugged versions of songs are my favorite versions. And yes, I mean that across all the artists.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
K-2SO #soon
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Every normal and sane Midwestern dad upon hearing a tornado siren steps outside and says “I’ll be the judge of that”
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