Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve never seen such even pepperoni distribution on a frozen pizza. 010
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Made 5-Spice bbqshort ribs on the Traeger. Much success. 030
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Shout out to this hero who always parks this way by the speed bump near Best Buy in Carmel/Westfield so that people have to take their precious cars over the speed bump. 120
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Amusing that Google had a big commercial about search and AI at halftime, and this was literally the result of a search for “who sang the national anthem game three of the NBA finals” during the game: 020
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026And holy shit, when AI is bad, it’s real bad. Presenting some random Facebook group post as fact. It would be hilarious to see.. 000
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 13/05/2026As a former Prius owner, No. This isn’t a thing, and you’re not going to make this a thing. 000
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It’ll get old after a month, but it’s good to have the kid home for the summer. 020
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Every normal and sane Midwestern dad upon hearing a tornado siren steps outside and says “I’ll be the judge of that” 160
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/04/20261st thought: This tracks 2nd thought: What did he do now? 3rd thought: They broke the high score! 100
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Out with the old, in with the new. $45 extra to get rid of that garbage covered bridge, worth every penny. #CornDog 260
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 24/03/2026There are a few follow up questions the article doesn’t answer. 000
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Well there’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen today. (Haven logged in here today until now, so it won’t last) 000
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Of course I’m going to order something that plays on the Big Mac name, and the Big McAllister from Uncle Wolfie’s Breakfast Tavern in Milwaukee did not disappoint. Great smash burger. 210
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Look, I’m going to finish them, but restaurants hear me out: Appetizers for one serving sizes. 010
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/02/2026If you’re the betting type I guarantee this will be the score in tomorrow’s Big Game. Be sure to bet everything on this and share your winnings with me. 020
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Woke up early to smoke meats for tomorrow’s Bad Bunny concert. 040
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Weird that they didn’t just call this the LEGO Furry minifigure collection. 000
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The perfect breaded pork tenderloin size and shape is rectangular with one side twice the width of the bun so it can be cut and stacked to make it a double. #TenderloinTalk 140
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The Bahn Mis at Hanna’s in Castleton are easily a top 10 sandwich in the Indianapolis area. 020
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Me and the team are working on the concept of a plan to frame artwork right after purchase. This is not the year for it though. 100
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Only handing out 50 mg to the big kids obvs. I’m not a monster. 020
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Breakfast of Vegas champions. Red Bull and Vodka to kick off the day. This will end well. 140
Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 21/10/2025This new garage light may be my favorite purchase of the year. Maybe 10,000 lumen wasn’t enough. #Upgrayedd 130
