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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Listen up, I deleted this piece earlier because it doesn't ring true in my heart. Our boy wouldn't lie about the cha-cha. He rolled his ankle doing the cha-cha. That's what happened and there's no reason to hide it. No more lies.
A balding man sits on a doctor’s table with an injured ankle. The doctor asks him how he hurt his ankle and the man recalls a memory of him twisting his ankle while performing the cha-cha for his cat. He lies to the doctor and says he was jogging. I don’t like this comic.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HMMMMMMMMM
No Funeral Florida Gators jersey
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I need everyone to focus and start the week off right and watch a thread of TikToks
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Me: what’s the most effective and simple move in a fight BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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The Kinsie @thekinsie.com · 04/09/2025
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eke @eke.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
youtube.com
obama "pussy 2"
YouTube video by BudgetLifter
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
rodney dangerfield
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Psycho Killer by Talking Heads has finally gotten an official music video. It dropped 15 minutes ago. The song was released in 1977. :) youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...
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Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
That bird is made up of all the most popular Starter jackets from the 90s.
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
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Rachel Lichtman @rachellichtman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
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Noah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Here’s the video I made after a commercial said “monoclonal antibodies” too many times and then it got stuck in my head to the tune of Lovin’ Every Minute Of It by Loverboy.
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Noah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m going to repost some videos I originally put up on Twitter over the past couple of years. Here’s an important one.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
me, trying a mustard i bought because it had an attractive label, and which tastes indistinguishable from any comparable mustard: mm wow
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