iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28m

Great news everyone! I’ve discovered BlueSky! I’m here to teach you civilization! I brought small pox!

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 21h

Chinese food is my literal favorite but its like Mexican food where its all basically the same but remixed in awesome ways.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 21h

Italians are dropping the broccoli ball too imo.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 21h

Googled “french broccoli and no. Try harder.”

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 21h

Sick and tired of the French just resting in their laurels with French Onion Soup and French Fries. Its time to get off your asses and do something interesting with Broccoli!

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yes and no. I mean in a democracy its always everyones fault but there is a special kind of stupid out there politely chasing die hard republican votes and screaming vengeance at easy to get left votes.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

one republican on the street: “I’m not so sure about trump anymore” *Liberal youtube orgasms messily*

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*motions to you* Who let this vaginal crust goblin in?

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

New holiday: Bitchmas. Celebrating bitches(complimentary)

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You could make Gremlins 2 today though. It went back to sleep.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just kidding. This is a Speedy Gonzales house and he is perfect.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I sure hope there are no damaging allegations against my other favorite Loony Tune… Pepè LaPew…

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just found out Wile Coyote is a chaser. Devastated.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you have never: get some flatbread or that pizza crust in a tube. Cook crust if necessary then get it cold. Put on cold french onion dip or ranch dip. Cover in shredded cheese and shit like shredded carrots, broccoli, cherry tomato halves. Serve cold.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Realized I have leftover naan, french dip, shredded cheese and making one of those funeral pizzas with veggies on top all for myself.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Woke up sad. Went to wawa and got a breakfast cheesesteak sub. No more sad. Your results may vary.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why do we call them “serious injuries” when they’re so damn funny?

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Joe Biden

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Your Honor. The prosecution clearly has no bitches.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sometimes I get real jealous of the guy I think I am.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If they aint goblin, I ghost em!

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thats the kinda stuff that’ll make yer tongue hard

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think I remember that being a part of it but always see Batman listed as an example and I know the important part is being “too good at like everything”. Self inserts often do that. Googling it the ai says its genderlocked but other results do still say batman so…I’ve been helpful… lol Sorry

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cool story. Op has had too many notifications from me imo. I honestly hope he muted long ago. Safe travels dipshit, I hope you find the asshole you think I am and that you do better with him than me.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

People dont change into digital champions to save the digital ⓦⓞⓡⓛⓓ anymore and its a real shame.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Characters with extra thick plot armor or sudden new abilities that serve the plot (ex: batman) are called “Mary Sue’s”.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jason Momoa should get an academy award for best making me question my sexuality

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Damnit. I went so long without sexualizing Jason Momoa! Fuck! Ok. Reset the clock. Try again.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i have received zero likes and i have gone viral and my recommendation is to never start posting

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Study high, perform high. I worked tech support for 15+ years and not a day of it sober.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I totally get why the left is always fighting the left. Like exactly 1/3 of us are “easy to talk to” to put a lot of different problems into a surprisingly accurate little box.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

its not awful to call a duck a duck nor a dipshit a dipshit. And I didnt scream. Didn't you say "my heart is a dead ember and my brain is filled with writhing, venomous worms " before I called you a dipshit? So its awful to respond to an insult in kind? You really are a dipshit.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think I read the instructions wrong. I’m overflowing with mice. They wont stop biting. Please help.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jokes on them. I want them to be right. I’ve grown too powerful here and I can no longer stop myself. I must be stopped.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You are right. I shouldnt pick on people with clear disabilities… I am awful. I might have to pull the plug now. They might actually win.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, I just missed having the occasional “good fight” and this lil bitch got me nostalgic for how I used to be on twitter but I’m not gonna get a good fight out of this moron unless I hit myself in the head a few times and sniff enough glue to meet them at their level. Besides, being nice is nice.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You see, there is literally no way to condemn the presidents comments without pointing out how stupid and awful all these rednecks are and how pure and perfect city folk are.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tbf I started with “well actually” their argument is that was awful of me. Obviously the president saying something violently stupid has never happened before and this is the most serious thing ever, the nukes are literally in the air now and theres no time for me to say “stop insulting my people”

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah. Time for me to go on Joe Rogan I guess.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Their answer literally included me saying “I see the same value in people from cities as I do rural areas”

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Spoiler: IMO they did not find anything actually awful. BUT if chat disagrees I’ll kill my account.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pointing out that someone doesnt need to shit on my people to make a point isnt awful. Stupid answer. No points. Good riddance.

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