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The Doherty Bastard

@dohertybastard.bsky.social
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Living the dream in the 5280.

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TonyHQ @tonyhq1985.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 6h
This announcer is correct, Kiviranta eliminated the Avs in a game 7, they shouldn’t give him a welcome back/tribute video. Fuck that. #GoAvsGo
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 13h
I mean... Yeck.
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 12h
If Dems win House, he’s the next Speaker. If you don’t like that, get the fuck over it.
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A lesson in media literacy when it comes to family annihilators. Now extract these steps to everything you read.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 13/10/2026
"AI will change the world."
A screenshot via Reddit https://redd.it/1x4lmsu of someone searching Google "what is penis in braille" and receiving an AI overview: "The penis cannot read Braille because it lacks the necessary nerve receptors. Nerve Endings: Reading Braille requires Meissner's corpuscles, which are specialized nerve endings in the fingertips and other sensitive skin areas responsible for detecting light touch and fine textures."
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We are so back today kids! #UCL
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let’s goooooo
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bluesky thinks I’m not straight and my feed is full of this type of content. I have hit “show less like this” 50 times today. 🙄
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sucker
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Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jared Polis’ legacy 🤡
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine if the national media covered American politics through the lens of which party actually competently staffed & governed the country when it was in power, instead of covering it as horse races, theater, & grading on a curve for the One Special Boy & the far right authoritarian party.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Evolution explained through Frisbee Golf
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a fucking winner. Colorado GOP death spiral marches on… #MAGACultMorons 🤡
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zero Colorado organizations that actually work on these issues - from law enforcement to anti-sexual violence groups to the PTA & educators - were consulted on the ballot measures. They are a product of anti-abortion extremist Kevin Lundberg and the Heritage Foundation, authors of Project 2025.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 06/10/2026
Just so we’re clear: —Nearly every prominent normie Dem has endorsed him, is campaigning with him and/or has spent millions to help him win, which means they want him to lose. —The “Genocide Joe/Holocaust Harris” crowd, who pushed him to the nomination, are now saying he’s Atrocity Abdul. Got it.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Replays of Cavan Sullivan's goal
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dos a Cero motherfuckers 🖕🏻🖕🏻🤣 #USMNT vs Mexico
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OSINTRadar @osintradar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🇷🇺 Russians are using a pickup truck to transport a Mi-2 helicopter.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a month it was. Really flew by.
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Don’t worry, our dog’s friendly” The Dogg:
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But I was told they have all the best people? #MAGACultMorons
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 01/10/2026
Former Steelers coach Mike Tomlin shows off his Minecraft city that he's been building for the last 12 years ⛏️
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t start the #GoAvsGo game on time because we have to watch garbage time of the eastern game. 🙄 Thanks again Gary! 🖕🏻🥴 #NHL
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/09/2026
To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't find the Schmitt Senate fiasco remotely funny. It's just McCarthyism but more incompetent. It's appalling, & a constitutional order that can't end this level of unserious lying & extremist nonsense isn't worth saving. We need massive institutional reform to make sure it never happens again.
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andrew Cogliano has been named Assistant GM. Congratulations, Cogs!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Move on from Davis Webb Broncos 🥴
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Network solidarity against Trump's attack on the 1st Amendment lasted less than one week. Pathetic. On the bright side for CNN, moving forward Bari Weiss can make changes to ensure there is no more friction with the White House. Support independent media. demdock.com/4w6emld
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PANDA™ @pandanook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You can own your farm, or you can own the libs—but you can't own both."
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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A good Christian NFL player that America loved did what? Stop elevating and praising Christian athletes, they garbage human beings.
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once a loser, always a loser.
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👻boovezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seen in Virginia
A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS
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DSP💙#🟦✡️ @drawstickpeople.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How many examples of a synchronization between the far right & far left to we have to show you?
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She's BACCCCCCCCCKKKKK
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s make telling science-deniers to get fucked a thing again…
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Drev7 @drev7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vote no on amendment 83 #colorado
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The Doherty Bastard @dohertybastard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure Victor 🙄
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Minnesota is a shit hole that I’m embarrassed to live in. Here’s why Minnesotans should make me their next senator. by Michele Tafoya
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@kaitlynhennessy.bsky.social Thank you for calling it all out.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The rogue Waymo that drove through a farmers market in Denver is a reminder that Colorado has no laws to issue citations for driverless vehicles and their actions.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 21/09/2026
If your position is “Mamdani meeting Trump is fine, but Jeffries meeting Kushner is betrayal,” your problem probably isn’t the meeting. Same concept, different Democrat.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Art of the Deal is buying fertilizer from a Putin-aligned repressive dictator and paying to ship it 6,000 miles from his landlocked and sanctioned country so you can teach Canada a lesson.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So glad he never apologized!
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