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DogDadBod

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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become

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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 1h
But what if he DID? 🤔🤔🤔
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 2h
...into the sun
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 9h
I have loved and will always love this sensible policymaker.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 23h
I cannot be more clear that he needs to be dragged into to a public square and finished.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 23h
How can I know if this is truly Grudgie if he will not post his mother's cloaca Max I know from his blazer button and hair part In head this read like Boris and Natasha or Dracula
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 23h
Oh the one I got to see before any other human on the fucking PLANET www.youtube.com/shorts/MWQhe...
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MST3K: Every Country Has a Monster
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
welp, gonna walk into the sea now
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who the fuck has a bakery bill
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lemon...it's October
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This was the first film I bought on physical media when I got my first blu ray player, and it will be the first I buy for whatever the next next next gen physical media player is. I love this film more than I have words for. It is the hardest five stars I could conceive of giving a film.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alien ³pi
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ten thousand percent. I watched it again recently and was so so impressed with every bit of it.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dated four women I met on TotalFARK. Case made.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh shit, folks: coyote v. fox sky is ON for the night
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Harry Birch
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look at butter, Michael!
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man, Ziggy is gonna be registering some complaints about this one
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know what would be more embarrassing than being a three-time Trump voter? Voting for Trump THE FIRST TIME in 2024.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peter Baker too busy laughing about the LA Times competition being napalmed
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems like that should be a capital crime. Or treated extralegally as one.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this about Trump not understanding lawnmowers?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which one doesn’t have Jerry?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s never been a trillionaire. Please, ask him to show his trillion dollars.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone seen Johnny Smith recently?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maxine Waters should’ve finished the job
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone not outright calling for it to be done is an accessory.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If this were a capital crime, like it should be, wouldn’t have had the chance.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My "friend" told me the same about using the brown note. Well...
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It wouldn't be all that hard for one person to get through and do it, you know.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THANK YOU for putting his name in your post.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kinda seems like a real truck-for-a-truck punishment for bible bioy
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can kind of remember the biggest scandal in the world being the non-prosecution of two kind-of-armed-with-batons black men in Philly holding the door for people at a voting location
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"A HAITIAN MAN" DID HE HAVE A FUCKING NAME? Fuck all of this.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In this Ohio diner, where people vote for the murder of people who they, okay, didn't promxiately kill, but come on... Miss me with every piece of this. You fuckers just want to feel sorry for a shitty white guy. I am so utterly sick of you.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Isn't this literally Obergruppenfuhrer Smith at the end of whatever season of Man in the High Castle?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, I feel shelled, okay
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some people thing that the Truth and Reconciliation Commission is going to happen again, and it zero point zero percent isn't.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With due respect to Jamelle, I find nothing remarkable in telling the story of a fucking shithead after the fact. That seems to me to be the opposite of good journalism. Telling stories while or before they happen is journalism.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to read this spec script more than you know. Ted McGinley - NOW - reprises his role as Stan from Revenge of the Nerds Look, you write it.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not necesarily the same, but I read "It Can't Happen Here" last year and when "The Plot Against America" came up next I had to peace TFO.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really fucking love Chuck Tingle, and you should too
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hellll yeah. Thank you, my dude.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Byzantium was so fucking good.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yesm but: can you imagine being Wayne Rooney and ever finding anything thrilling in life relative to what you've lived before
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DeMs MuSt rEaCh OuT tO I'm so tired of this. Wolfers is great at econ, great. Not sociology or political strategy.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
21 year old jpg still doing the work
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