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BlumineOnion 🧅 @blumineonion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The "yuri is male gaze" debate becomes gut-bustingly hilarious once you realize that, more often than not, the genre is created by female mangaka sitting at their desks like:
From the afterword of I Love You So Much, I Hate You by Yuni
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Introducing your friends to each other is basically a mlm and baby ur in my downstream
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Kairos (any/all) @doggirlinstem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can only read malfoid as manifold
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remembered this picture existed and honestly i think more of you should be familiar with it
a dog who is a fag enabler
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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the dubious maya @meatcvnt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
casting spell of cheap fb marketplace oscilloscope
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is really annoying that all discussions of “restorative justice” have centered around a gaming youtuber and not a woman on death row with two botched executions
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Nadia H. Slimegirl @nadia.kindgirls.online · 04/10/2026
Ladies if he calls you a foid and says it’s supposed to be endearing RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
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Asa ⭔ @asa.engineer · 04/10/2026
one of the hard parts about simulating clouds is you can eyeball it and think 'no, that looks too fake the way they're all in a row' and then go outside and the real clouds look even more fake
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, it does not inspire confidence when the CEO of the company keeps openly mocking the idea that someone's old writing could be flagged as a false positive, like this is so ridiculous and never happens and people who say it does are making it up... when it very demonstrably does happen, and did.
A tweet from Bryne Hobart: "Pangram is good, but has some well-known failure modes, like: - A time you heard it didn't work - A school essay you wrote years ago that it flagged as AI (you don't have a link or the essay text handy) - A different AI detector got it wrong, and they're all the same, right?"Max Spero, the CEO of Pangram, quote tweets the Byrne Hobart tweet to agree with it.
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Aranock, 4 of Ravens @aranock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reality of rape and assault is it is statistically most likely to be people you know, it was in my case too, really am tired of people responding to situations like this with glib jokes about how they could tell, its a shitty thing to say about an act thats a complete violation of trust.
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affine @refinement.systems · 02/10/2026
also what kind of woke nonsense is this
DB9 F/F Mini Gender Changer
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apropos of nothing, I get a lot of mileage out of this meme.
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Kairos (any/all) @doggirlinstem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They didn't beat me to death with hammers... I'll have to wait until the reports come in to see if I conveyed expectations properly. I got to show spreadsheet tricks to a bunch of people
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Kairos (any/all) @doggirlinstem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're letting me TA today but I'm literally just a dog help it's my first day I think they're gonna beat me to death with hammers
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 28/09/2026
google search, how to complete 89 different deadlines at the same time
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Luna @thiosulfate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know how to keep bodies of knowledge healthy and alive but it seems to be different to not get crushed by trying to maintain the past ideas. I guess rejecting a utopian idea of a fully formed body is possible before taking action.
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Luna @thiosulfate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like we need our politics to be resistant to the falling into people using it's just to a battering ram for interpersonal issues like with the last ditch bar. I don't think this can be done by designing a perfect for all time but by keeping it alive and able to change.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Men aren't lonely enough
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[to myself in the mirror] do a breakthrough. make no mistakes.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 25/09/2026
one of the most beautiful formula in all of mathematics... combining so many of the most important constants... e, pi, -1, i, and 0.04321391826377224977441773717172801127...
(-1)^i = e^{-pi} ~= 0.04321391826377224977441773717172801127...
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
like, one of the arms of transmisogyny is cis lesbians and transmascs seeing our genders as more boring and conformist than theirs, always leaving out the extreme pressures that transfems have to present binarily, that being a genderfuck dykefag is itself a TME privilege
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ADA ROOK @adarook666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pov ur a funny post and im abt to "like" u
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The Ghost Of Titsmas Future @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 24/09/2026
not only bisexual, but also non binary:
the old orange TGV (french high speed train)
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Werewolf
comic about a guy turning into a werewolf on a full moon but he turns into a dog instead because he's too domesticated
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 24/09/2026
shoutout bisexual lesbians
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're also almost always about women and queer people in left-leaning spaces, which says whom we reflexively think of as toxic or annoying. I guarantee some fantasy football league is falling apart over some petty asshole, but he doesn't become a symbol for the annoying left. He can just be Jeff.
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Spooky in Furnace 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @charcoalnfurnace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
self control woof woof bark bark
ALT: self control woof woof bark bark
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 23/09/2026
gonna start using "womandatory" in casual conversation and see if anyone calls me on it
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🌑 @fell.energy · 23/09/2026
youre never going to see me join a pile-on where the straights are gawking at us . fuck you mind your business
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your kid not wanting to talk with you because you're a giant piece of shit is not a political problem for the rest of us to solve. Look inward.
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may @maysuser.name · 21/09/2026
the thing about "trans kids aren't actually getting surgeries" rhetoric is that i'm not sure we should be accepting the idea of trans kids getting surgeries as fundamentally harmful or reckless
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Abby 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @abbythepawgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry that I flirt exclusively through sending pictures of puppies and saying literally me, I wasn't properly socialized as a child and I don't know how to be normal
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may @maysuser.name · 21/09/2026
the thing about ed sheeran trying to victimize himself in all of this is that the mental image i have of ed sheeran sobbing alone in a hotel room on tour is incredibly funny
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 19/09/2026
shirt goes hard af in the captain seat
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Survives somehow
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
alt text is also good for when i want to figure out what the fuck you’re talking about
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/09/2026
the regime
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if this was california it would be like APPLICANT JUSTIFICATION: it's a funny sound like bingus but it's pronounced like bawmbis APPLICATION DENIED, REASON: IT SAYS BOMB US (AMERICA)
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 15/09/2026
state of the art cyberweapon is what i call my
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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busgirl <3 (also dog) @transit-princess.online · 14/09/2026
thank god she built this city for me to live in 🫶
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026
stages of demographic dismissal: 1. minority votes in massive %s for your party 2. rival party attacks them directly to break this 3. party concedes to rival party to try and get rival party supporters 4. minority % support lowers 5. party labels the minority extremists or a cult to blame minority
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ty @hamtyro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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