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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 44m

Oh, yet another screw in my tire. I feel so blessed.🛞 Not to worry. 24-hour tire shops down here immediately fix for $150 pesos ($8.30 dollars).

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 18h

It sickens me knowing Ukrainians have 2endure this hell day in & day out with no end in sight all because of 1 man’s greed. Will no one stop this madness & save their fellow countrymen, women & children? Send that madman to hell in a hand basket. What are we doing?! Russian casualties alone > 1.5M.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 23h

Fresh from the ocean grilled Red Snapper was unbelievable. But that may be the pitcher of margaritas talking.🤷‍♂️ Gatos are gonna inhale the fish leftovers.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lots of problems needing corrected. Kitchen cabinets needing lowered 7” & repainted 2correct color, soft-close drawer rails missing, dishwasher drain issue, lights reswitched, fire pit igniter adjust, deck water flow, water leak in master, door plates crooked, door won’t close, shower leaking, etc.😩

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People say sliced bread was greatest invention ever. Nay. It is the 2-wheeler. And my skills handling god’s gift 2man from years working at Hy-Vee grocery store has paid dividends on this house move. My back is sore moving boxes this way & that. But can’t imagine how much worse w/o 2-wheeled friend.

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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the way

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Found this in a box while moving. My son painted this when he was young and crafty. He is very wise.😏

Dinner plate painted blue and also with the words “Daddy Knows Best” stenciled on it in red, outlined in white.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Breaking News: Steve’s been deported to Poland for tax evasion due to anonymous phone call to tip line. In other news, I just received a new batch of guitar strings. Feel free to bring me your lawnmowers, generators & snow blowers.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m so beat up. 3 days moving/lifting heavy boxes taking their toll. Fun to go thru nearly 5 y/o boxes & see stuff forgotten. Xmas come early. Still lots to do & stuff to donate. It all won’t fit. Going from 5k sq ft house to just under 1,700 will b a challenge. Been renting mostly furnished here.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Will have to settle for wispy clouds during full moon. Someone should really check into those alien contrails.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

S’mores, anyone?🔥🍫 With the full moon, stargazing not very good tonight.🌝✨

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Uh. Hello. The Mandalorian Banshee Mobland You’re The Worst The IT Crowd The Agency Animal Kingdom Off Campus Colin from Accounts Shrinking Weeds Summer House Anything ‘Below Deck’-related

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Woke up at current condo sore & tired but content knowing today new house is getting issues corrected, propane delivery so dryer & hot water heater will work, & last remaining stuff from storage delivery. Hoping my little friends I love so much find me on the other side of town with best beaches.

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Motherfuckers!!! This makes me so angry. Talk about shooting oneself in the foot. Corporations have every advantage including screwing their “human capital”. So easy to fix but these stupid motherfucking Repulsive Party criminals taking bribes & payoffs from same corporations.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They sure do make blowup sex dolls ugly as fuck these days. Thanks, Jinah!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mover just called it. I scheduled him for 2 different days. He wanted to do it in 1. He’s stuck due to highway construction so he wants to come tomorrow at 9 to complete. No problem. I’m bushed. It’s IPA time!🍻

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Had a come to jesus (hey-zues) meeting with my builder. Told him lower kitchen cabinets or I ain’t paying final bill. It’s 28” above counter making top cabinets & micro unusable! Standard is 18-20”. He fucked up & is ghosting saying that’s what all clients want. That they just get a ladder. 🤯🤬

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If someone brings up ‘7th Heaven’ I’m gonna choke their ass out.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Holy shit, this brings me back. Not to date my expired missing milk carton ass, but I remember, back in the day, when they used to advertise Saturday morning cartoon shows & not stupid fucking drug commercials with their “Ok, but you’ll grow a 3rd arm” ads.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My poor Lily cat has a vet appointment tomorrow. Shhh. She doesn’t know. Moom and Dade know. Getting lower canine teeth pulled. Shes so sweet. Over 13 y/o. Afraid, #1, she’ll be ok. But #2, that it will alter her sweet self. Her lower teeth are causing problems with her mouth’s soft tissue.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That’s an EV plate. They upgraded their POS Tesla for a Mustang.👏👏👏

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Füçk him. CNN should totally ignore pedophile felon & instead cover Canadian Prime Minister Carney 24x7. Carney coverage, nomatter how mundane. Nothing about him or his Administration. Ask Scott Jennings Carney questions. Cut his ass off if he bringsup Drumpf’s name. “We’re not discussing that POS”.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Could be worse. He could be standing over you wearing a kilt.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can’t believe I’m saying this but I had a lousy breakfast burrito this morning. I think they used potatoes left over from the Irish famine of 1852. Does absolutely everything need to go to shit these days?

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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

HERE'S A LITTLE SONG I WROTE CALLED "WAKE THE FUCK UP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Eat shit! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Orange time. Time for oranges! *slides tip jar across counter toward you

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That vest is pushing maximum density, much like his brain.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

AI bot just followed me and its posts are head and shoulders above yours. Not my thoughts, mind you, but it said so so now my thoughts are wondering…where can someone get some more of these bitchin’ bots?!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Thought it’d be over by now Somewhere I lost all my senses Wish I knew what the end is youtu.be/0-MNCoubm4Y?...

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Lizzy McAlpine - Older [Bonnaroo]

YouTube video by Lizzy McAlpine Archive

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