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Plague Doctor Monkey

@doctor-monkey.bsky.social
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Grumpy critical care doctor. I know what you did. I also was there for the entire pandemic, and several before. You people suck, and you have bad judgement, but I feel compelled to help where I can.

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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ukraine is winning
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Statin. Diet has little influence on lipids. Just saying.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Left hand on the ground trying not to hit the pavement; right hand still holding a cell phone. ICE person standing with a one handed grip pointing his gun right at the man’s head. There is nothing about this that we should accept. We all must reject this. This is our government, & they want this
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
In theory there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is. Says the critical care doctor who has seen the sausage being made for 30 years.
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Tanya 🧚‍♀️👑 @faeryqueene73.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I work in healthcare, the most dangerous job for work place assault. We NEVER shoot or kill any of the assailants. And they aren't all weak and infirm.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Fluffy friends are good for the soul. I hope your other kitties are comforting you.
A cuddly, fluffy orange cat
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
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eileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...
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National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe
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Gluon Spring @gluonspring.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Not much in the constitution that is more blunt or straightforward than this. Compared to this the 2nd amendment is a cryptogram. Any court that finds that the President can end birthright citizenship is an illegitimate court.
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Edward Nirenberg @enirenberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
🧪 #medsky #episky #idsky #pedsky I haven't had the time to go through all of it, but I did catch part of the HELP committee meeting where Kennedy alleges that varicella vaccination leads to shingles outbreaks in older adults. This is not true, but it's worth discussing where this idea comes from 🧵
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 05/05/2025
I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 05/05/2025
meme of a cat with tinfoil hat on that says "I wake up 🔄 there is another TARIFF (original text; PSYOP)"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
“decide yourself” – Thank you, R.E.M. This support of Radio Free Europe is incredibly touching. ffm.to/remrfe2025?m...
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Radio Free Europe 2025
5-track EP on digital and vinyl formats.
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S.V. Dáte @svdate.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
NEW -- If you enjoyed the empty shelves of the pandemic, boy does Donald Trump have a treat in store for you! www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Fans Of Pandemic-Era Empty Shelves Are In For A Treat Thanks To Trump’s Tariffs
Even if Trump were to call off his trade war today, the inherent lag time in supply chains means shortages are guaranteed starting in late May or June.
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S.V. Dáte @svdate.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
NEW -- During the campaign, Trump promised over and over and over and over that he would "immediately" bring grocery prices down, starting on Day 1. It is now Day 97, and you will never guess what has *NOT* come down, not even a little! www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Trump Promised Lower Food Prices On Day 1. 99 Days Later Has Delivered The Opposite.
Even Trump acknowledged that grocery prices were a major reason for his November win.
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S.V. Dáte @svdate.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
NEW COLUMN — For those who somehow missed his suggestion about injecting disinfectants, his trade war against the entire world should make it obvious: No, Donald Trump does not know what the hell he’s doing. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Opinion: No, Donald Trump Does Not Know What The Hell He Is Doing
Only Congress can save us from the consequences of his trade war right now. So … bon courage.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It was pretty obvious, really.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
When I was a teenager, the end of the world would come quickly. But now it's a slow agonizing prospect. I didn't plan to survive the nuclear holocaust. It's a lot trickier now.
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
im sorry but i refuse to exist in marc andreessen’s twitter-induced psychosis. these people have been nothing but lionized by liberal high society and in response, they have chosen to try to destroy it.
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The Economist @economist.com · 03/04/2025
Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded econ.st/3YbbFjq
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What is good in life?
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Eric Powell @eric-powell-comics.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Ukraine is winning. Time for Europe to step up. And who cares about the extortioner.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The eventual accident report will blame it on pilot error by the Army pilot. ATC was advising them about the passenger aircraft it weren't woke. It was somebody not paying attention.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Ukraine is winning www.forbes.com/sites/davida...
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Ukrainian Drones Flew 500 Miles And, In A Single Strike, Damaged 5% Of Russia’s Oil Refining Capacity
The raid in Kstovo capped a month of devastating attacks on Russian energy.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hahahahaha. You people are great. Let me tell you about patient names...
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Yep. Same old shit. Why oh why did Americans want this?
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Mac @mac-actual.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
A perfect doorbell doesn’t exi…
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Hey look, perjury
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ukraine is winning
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Now that's awesome
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
ETTD. Would stay away from windows.
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Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Another disastrous statistic attributed to Boris Johnson and he wonders why no one wants to buy his book.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
A future conversation: Son: Why is Jan 6th "National Peaceful Protest Day"? Dad: It was a terrible day. But those responsible rewrote what happened. We let them. Son: Why? Dad: We're pussies, son. Don't use that word, tho. We'll fight about stuff like that, not the stuff that really matters.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Really great to know
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ha ha ha. That was like day 3, or 2 of being s doctor. Why do you think doctors are grumpy and tired of your shit?
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Jumping spider. Good looking. Any idea what species?
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I just learned that Colorado governor Jared Polis supports RFK Jr. An antvax conspiracy theorist. Unless he recants, I'm never going to vote for him, in any office, again.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
High schoolers are great. Especially on moral topics.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Time to find out.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm so glad that people are finally abandoning Twitter. It took you all awhile, and I've been lonely here in the wilderness, but it's nice to have some company again. Keep the place nice.
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Always my experience too
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Plague Doctor Monkey @doctor-monkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
There are so many things funny about Trump. Stay the course.
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