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@dockers.bsky.social
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Elder emo and full time tech nerd (she/her). Endo warrior. Sober. MUFC ❤️ Huge dog lover all shapes all sizes No racists, transphobes or homophobes 🚫

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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bring back United ❤️
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Byeee forever 6 stone. No I don't have a white bra that fits atm xo
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I can't see anyone other than Sam Campbell winning. No idea how he keeps a straight face
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just go with it, fuck that, Alan Carr would have killed me
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Someone said Marks and Spencers and I regret to inform you all they were right, and I'm now so old I'm shopping at M&S
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hanging on by a thread and being saved by Last One Laughing
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Sorry who said that? etc etc
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a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Don't get me started on McTominay
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
4.5 stone now 😎 and they're still like crack for me, haven't noticed haha
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Always here if you have any questions xx
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Everyone laughed at me when I said we'd sold him too soon 🫠
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I was so polite as well
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
On my way into work a woman asked me if i had £3, I said no sorry I don't carry cash, and she just went BITCH in my face 😂 Never change, Manchester
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It was SO good. Just the right level of spice
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
10/10 would eat again
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
No 😎
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
All your fault this
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Daniel Carpenter @dancarpenter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Gorton and Denton result is fantastic for several reasons, but easily the funniest one is that the Tories got so few votes that they LOST THEIR DEPOSIT.
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I know I'm quite tall but all womens tops seem to be cropped these days and I'm running out of places to shop. Is this fashion now 😂
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yeah but not so i'm miserable. Can still eat chocolate etc but normal person amounts instead of full family size bars
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I still eat biscuits 🤪
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
They'll go back down soon when the new pill comes out
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Feel free to DM slide if you have any questions - and if it helps i've been absolutely fine apart from mild heartburn when i moved up a dose, but it settled
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I could eat 1200 cals a day and hardly lose anything, even weighing out food etc. I eat more than that now and still lose weight. Its honestly a miraculous drug for people like me
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Nothing. Mounjaro has done it. It was a big reason for taking it even if i didn't lose weight! I do generally eat well though to be fair and i don't drink
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Inflammation from my chronic pain condition has reduced by 50%, absolutely mental scenes
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
4 stone down in 6 months, literally didn't think it was possible with my PCOS...and I still get to eat mini eggs 🤯😂
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
We get it, I'm old
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If Onana had made a mistake like Lammens did last night, he'd have been a wreck and let about 5 in. But not our boy Senne 😎
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'm down 4 stone since August, zero regrets about doing a Pep 😂
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Sorry I'm late I BET HE'S SWEATING NOW etc etc, just pretend I was here the whole time
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I need to know who in case I still associate with them pls thanks
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Horrible isn't it 😭 the girls do little butt wiggles and everything when they see people!
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
People who walk past my dogs and don't smile at them can fuck off
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Oliver. @northernpundit.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
There's no greater drain on resources than a useless billionaire that doesn't pay taxes but wants government handouts.
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"Immigrants cost the UK too much money" cool, pay your taxes
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Ah, great, Jim Ratcliffe isn't just a tosser but also a huge racist
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
He's always been perfect x
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Match of the Day 4 weeks in a row!!!
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'll get one now 😂
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
What a man.
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Just this, all the time
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
EVERY DAY
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You're absolutely bloody glowing mate, reckon its happiest I've seen you x
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I can't remember the last time I was warm enough. I'm so cold all the time
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Dockers ✨️ @dockers.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I see beating Arsenal isn't for everyone 🤷‍♀️
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Fucking QUEEN, fuck this noise
Catherine o Hara in Beetlejuice, playing an artsy fartsy yuppie arseholeCatherine O Hara in Home Alone, playing a kind of yuppie mum whose heart is in the right place and would do anything for her kids and is the heart of the movieSally from Nightmare Before Christmas, played by Catherine O Hara, a headstrong yet vulnerable haunted doll pining for a guy who barely acknowledges herCatherine o Hara as Moira, the out there clown character in Schitts Creek, absolute comedy gold, in this still she has arrived at her son's wedding dressed as the pope
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