Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 8hFriend who shares maptap scores with me: “I refused to get a 100 on that second round because fuck Green Bay.” You can see how we get along. 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 21hG’night, Cubs. Not loosing sleep over this bullshit show I’ve seen countless times. Hope you find your sticks. 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23hJFC 9pm was for the broadcast not the first pitch!static.klipy.comWoman Cries 'I'm Old!'ALT: Woman Cries 'I'm Old!' 110
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On the very day the Cubs play at 9pm CST. Don’t believe in coincidences. 021
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Put some respect on Case’s name when you speak it 🐻⬇️ 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don’t let the Bears DEFENSE be great, TOO!static.klipy.comPretty Woman: Julia Roberts' Big MistakeALT: Pretty Woman: Julia Roberts' Big Mistake 010
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What are your hopes for the 2pm address?static.klipy.comPoochie: My Planet Needs Me & His DemiseALT: Poochie: My Planet Needs Me & His Demise 000
Reposted by Doc BenderAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy 9637105
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m told I’m too hard on myself re my kitchen abilities. Wife says I should trust them more. Sorry, but overthinking comes with this base model. Anyway, garlic sourdough grilled cheese & tomato soup sounded good. It was 😋 and I’m practicing being easier on myself 010
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Okay, Chicago baseball fans, here we go! Good luck, Sox. Better luck, Cubs. May we meet at the parade 🤝 020
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wait, did Bob Kraft tell Drake Maye he couldn’t play football for him this season? 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Immediately looking for other things that are forever or for the children 010
Reposted by Doc BenderKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026Just a bunch of guys getting together on a Saturday night to be like yeah, we’re unfuckable 1568778
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@snootyjuicer.bsky.social per previous conversation I present for your approval this concoctional journey my wife said “surprise me” for. will report back 100
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hulu live for college football during commercials is now just maga propaganda 110
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…static.klipy.comDoc Holliday's Iconic Cup MomentALT: Doc Holliday's Iconic Cup Moment 020
Reposted by Doc BenderSteve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rahm discourse makes me almost care about iced coffees. 2467
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Related: I’m sure Bill Burr wasn’t the first to suggest it, but perhaps AI models are unable to conclude anything better than replacing just everyone in C suites would be best for the globe 🤷♂️ 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@obviousshirts.bsky.social there simply isn’t a better teeshirt for THIS team’s postseason than PCA’s quote from the postgame: WE’RE BUILT FOR THE WEIRD SHIT 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know there are intricacies and obviously other issues factor in, but after being a healthcare provider working through the teeth of COVID in 2020-21 my honest opinion is these numbers accurately support my take: What Americans value most is “Don’t tell *ME* what to do!” 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026⛽️ Light came on, sostatic.klipy.comMonty Python Black Knight: 'Tis But a Scratch'ALT: Monty Python Black Knight: 'Tis But a Scratch' 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is my spite level: only certainty in life is death and I already saw the Cubs win a Series and the Bears win a Bowl. Next goal is living long enough to witness DJT severely punished for what he’s done. Like Keyser Söze level scorched earth payback. 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When spouse is out for book club I do solo cooking club. Tonight I wish you could smell my kitchen. Made a shallot/garlic cream sauce with linguine and chicken. Threw in some rinds from our parmigiano reggiano haul from Bologna while warming the cream. I regret nothing. 071
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t know precisely what I expected when I observed the cultural phenomenon in the US that was the Jerry Springer Show, but whatever *this* [flaps wildly about like a used car lot fan man] is feels pretty on point 010
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is a familiar type of response I see in the office. The farmers around us trend heavily conservative and even they know deciding to attack Iran is what did it to them. It pains them to say because it’s a self own. Next step is the tough one. Voting against family tradition. 010
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not nowstatic.klipy.comDamin Toell Says Get OutALT: Damin Toell Says Get Out 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Relax. Bears are a 2 minute warning in the 4th quarter team 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oo! One last crack at this. Makin’ movies Singin’ songs -n- fightin’ ‘round the moon 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is it sinister to prefer the extinction of our species to this? 000
Reposted by Doc BenderMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How is possible that Texas A&M stinks like this on national television when gas is fifteen bucks a gal 720130
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Enjoying my soft protest of my profession playing footsie with MAHA by not attending my 25th graduation anniversary from chiropractic college. Psuedo-science crossed with religion has zero place in healthcare and I’m exhausted with colleagues who refuse to say so. 100
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s a horror movie where trees finally take their revenge with what they have at their disposal. Just started shooting today. Coming to Amazon Prime tomorrow. 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026FBI warns ICE agents about the thing they totally didn’t have to worry about happening anyway 000
Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me getting glimpses of the Detroit sidelinestatic.klipy.comColin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire GlareALT: Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare 010