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Doc Bender

@docbender.bsky.social
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Better than I was, but not as good as I hope to get. Offering personal takes on Chi sports, politics, food, movies, healthcare and general shenanigans.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 8h
Friend who shares maptap scores with me: “I refused to get a 100 on that second round because fuck Green Bay.” You can see how we get along.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 13h
Happy Hump Day! Go with grace. Heaven knows I require it.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 21h
G’night, Cubs. Not loosing sleep over this bullshit show I’ve seen countless times. Hope you find your sticks.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23h
JFC 9pm was for the broadcast not the first pitch!
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Woman Cries 'I'm Old!'
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let’s go Sox!
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the very day the Cubs play at 9pm CST. Don’t believe in coincidences.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put some respect on Case’s name when you speak it 🐻⬇️
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@obviousshirts.bsky.social CASE CLOSED
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t let the Bears DEFENSE be great, TOO!
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Pretty Woman: Julia Roberts' Big Mistake
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bearsss
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥜🥊
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NO RAIN TO SAVE YOU TONIGHT, EAGLES! 🐻⬇️
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What are your hopes for the 2pm address?
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Poochie: My Planet Needs Me & His Demise
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m told I’m too hard on myself re my kitchen abilities. Wife says I should trust them more. Sorry, but overthinking comes with this base model. Anyway, garlic sourdough grilled cheese & tomato soup sounded good. It was 😋 and I’m practicing being easier on myself
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, Chicago baseball fans, here we go! Good luck, Sox. Better luck, Cubs. May we meet at the parade 🤝
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait, did Bob Kraft tell Drake Maye he couldn’t play football for him this season?
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Immediately looking for other things that are forever or for the children
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Just a bunch of guys getting together on a Saturday night to be like yeah, we’re unfuckable
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@snootyjuicer.bsky.social per previous conversation I present for your approval this concoctional journey my wife said “surprise me” for. will report back
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hulu live for college football during commercials is now just maga propaganda
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
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Doc Holliday's Iconic Cup Moment
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm discourse makes me almost care about iced coffees.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Marvelous moon over Illinois tonight
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Related: I’m sure Bill Burr wasn’t the first to suggest it, but perhaps AI models are unable to conclude anything better than replacing just everyone in C suites would be best for the globe 🤷‍♂️
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@obviousshirts.bsky.social there simply isn’t a better teeshirt for THIS team’s postseason than PCA’s quote from the postgame: WE’RE BUILT FOR THE WEIRD SHIT
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know there are intricacies and obviously other issues factor in, but after being a healthcare provider working through the teeth of COVID in 2020-21 my honest opinion is these numbers accurately support my take: What Americans value most is “Don’t tell *ME* what to do!”
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
⛽️ Light came on, so
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Monty Python Black Knight: 'Tis But a Scratch'
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is my spite level: only certainty in life is death and I already saw the Cubs win a Series and the Bears win a Bowl. Next goal is living long enough to witness DJT severely punished for what he’s done. Like Keyser Söze level scorched earth payback.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When spouse is out for book club I do solo cooking club. Tonight I wish you could smell my kitchen. Made a shallot/garlic cream sauce with linguine and chicken. Threw in some rinds from our parmigiano reggiano haul from Bologna while warming the cream. I regret nothing.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know precisely what I expected when I observed the cultural phenomenon in the US that was the Jerry Springer Show, but whatever *this* [flaps wildly about like a used car lot fan man] is feels pretty on point
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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More
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a familiar type of response I see in the office. The farmers around us trend heavily conservative and even they know deciding to attack Iran is what did it to them. It pains them to say because it’s a self own. Next step is the tough one. Voting against family tradition.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feeling a lil horny
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Laaaame
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seems likely
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cubs: 9 Bears: 3
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not now
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Damin Toell Says Get Out
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Relax. Bears are a 2 minute warning in the 4th quarter team
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hahaha “No way! This is terrible!” - Greg Olsen
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oo! One last crack at this. Makin’ movies Singin’ songs -n- fightin’ ‘round the moon
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it sinister to prefer the extinction of our species to this?
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How is possible that Texas A&M stinks like this on national television when gas is fifteen bucks a gal
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“free and fair” - FOX News
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Enjoying my soft protest of my profession playing footsie with MAHA by not attending my 25th graduation anniversary from chiropractic college. Psuedo-science crossed with religion has zero place in healthcare and I’m exhausted with colleagues who refuse to say so.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a horror movie where trees finally take their revenge with what they have at their disposal. Just started shooting today. Coming to Amazon Prime tomorrow.
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI warns ICE agents about the thing they totally didn’t have to worry about happening anyway
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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me getting glimpses of the Detroit sideline
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Colin Robinson's Intense Energy Vampire Glare
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