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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 2h

G’head and skip SNL tonight 🫤

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 5h

Carolina Drama on that album is solid

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hearing Bagent will start and I fucking love it. Next week it’ll be a 4 fingered UDFA Div 3 walk-on rookie off of Green Bay’s practice squad who we sign 3 days before the game and Ben will STILL fuck em up. LFG

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wife made peanut butter cookies on Monday. I’ve had two. I might eat two dozen to get over this.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At the beginning of the year I said this club feels very 2015y. I’m not about to sit here at the end of a season in which they made it back to the playoffs and be disappointed when it seems very 2015y.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Friend who shares maptap scores with me: “I refused to get a 100 on that second round because fuck Green Bay.” You can see how we get along.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happy Hump Day! Go with grace. Heaven knows I require it.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

G’night, Cubs. Not loosing sleep over this bullshit show I’ve seen countless times. Hope you find your sticks.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On the plus side I’ve been able to witness Bregman do a GREAT Javy Baez impression not once, but twice! 😒

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On the very day the Cubs play at 9pm CST. Don’t believe in coincidences.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Something you won’t hear a Republican utter

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Put some respect on Case’s name when you speak it 🐻⬇️

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Friend said it was like watching a Dennis Quaid sports movie

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bad call. Can only hope it doesn’t bite us at this point

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NO RAIN TO SAVE YOU TONIGHT, EAGLES! 🐻⬇️

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Perhaps the pilot just learned the name of the local Liberal, KS independent league baseball team?

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thanks! I need tools as shedding this cynical armor has proven challenging.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure wish I was a rich attorney with free time or could afford to bankroll someone with the chops to take this on. I’ll bring it to as many people’s attention I can and have to be okay that’s what I have in me to do about it.

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m told I’m too hard on myself re my kitchen abilities. Wife says I should trust them more. Sorry, but overthinking comes with this base model. Anyway, garlic sourdough grilled cheese & tomato soup sounded good. It was 😋 and I’m practicing being easier on myself

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay, Chicago baseball fans, here we go! Good luck, Sox. Better luck, Cubs. May we meet at the parade 🤝

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wait, did Bob Kraft tell Drake Maye he couldn’t play football for him this season?

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Immediately looking for other things that are forever or for the children

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Voted most likely to say “rebel scum”

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s obviously Negroni inspired, but we like cream sherry in our Manhattans vs sweet vermouth 🤷‍♂️ why not plus replace the zest squeeze to save an orange by adding orangey booze. Works. Works hawrd.

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Vinz Clortho Says YES in Ghostbusters

ALT: Vinz Clortho Says YES in Ghostbusters

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Doc Bender @docbender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@snootyjuicer.bsky.social per previous conversation I present for your approval this concoctional journey my wife said “surprise me” for. will report back