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Brian Lorenzo

@docanon.bsky.social

204 followers 536 following 588 posts

Current Orlandoan. Yes, there are other things here besides Disney. UCF Knight, long suffering Miami sports fan, giant dorkass weeb.

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wait, Michigan might have an extra second…

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“We are living through an insane crisis on the world stage and are being lead by Idiot Fascists” WaPo:

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is like asking a jellyfish where their spine is. We KNOW what he’s about

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dart on every QB Run

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Justin Herbert:

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Final minute was some next level coaching malpractice. You let them score so you DON’T lose your timeout and kill 40 seconds you assclown

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Welcome to the First Place Schedule, Drake Maye.

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It would be FSU to screw up something like “having lights on for your nationally televised game”

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Honestly, while I get the SEC’s reason for putting out an ad, if the choice is between the CFB clown show and letting this loser administration near college ball, I’d take the chaos.

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

OH THAT IS SOME TOTAL BULLSHIT

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU DONT LIKE MACTION BABY

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The AP Polls be with you

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is a catastrophic week for so many communities.

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Cardinals fans: Boy I can’t wait to see who we got in the Disney X NFL collab! Champion: www.clickhole.com/2016/03/08/w...

We Regret To Inform You That It Is Jafar – Clickhole

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Jason Kelce says you should piss in a bottle and send it to an AI data center

Liquid Death x Garage Beer x Jason Kelce Want Your Pee

YouTube video by Liquid Death

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The King in Da North Carolina Who’s name is Haynes

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Cape Fear felt like Scorsese was forced to shoot a Ryan Murphy script. The cast is giving their all, but the script is so agressively stupid that it becomes a camp delight. And nothing shows that more than Bardem jumping down off the roof like a Spiderman villain. Insane nonsense. Loved it.

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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

EVA Unit 02 being pierced by the Forkchop of Longinus

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Order another and then…

static.klipy.com

Drunk Man Struggles with Car Door

ALT: Drunk Man Struggles with Car Door

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Lol Max in the spin cycle

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

All that for the most meh option? LeDisappointment

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

And but for one brief moment, the entirety of Latin America can say “thank you, Spain”

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

static.klipy.com

SpongeBob Fish Finally Screaming Mad

ALT: SpongeBob Fish Finally Screaming Mad

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

About to get that hit set to Shooting Stars soon jeeesus #worldcupfinal

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It’s perfect

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This does feel like FIFA’s idea of a Super Bowl halftime with how fucking weird it is. Could have cut Beibers nap time set and had Ado who had the best World Cup song.

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

And all the energy has been sucked out of the room. Thanks Beibs

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

What the fuck is going on- THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM?‽

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Booooo make Tom Cruise sing!

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Oh yeah Post Relevance Malone hitting him hard.

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I sincerely doubt the final will be this fun. #worldcup

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Look I know this is is for Third Loser, but Jesus France pretend you care.

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

and the cup, which did NOT come home,

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

ITS NEVER COMING HOME

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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Everything it touches turn to shit.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This isn’t necessarily what we deserve, but this the karmic balance offsetting the disgusting taint of corruption. This was the fate the second it got involved

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

bye ronaldo

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

REST IN PISS YOU WONT BE MISSED RONALDOLOL

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Cono carajo México que mierda eso

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh good another corner. It’ll work this time I’m sure

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If Mexico loses in Mexico City they will never live it down. Never mind to fucking England

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

ELEVEN MINUTES?! I’ll take it but damn

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh god England deployed the biggest player to simply eat the other team

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’m legitimately concerned it may come home. For the sake of all the nations that were colonized we must stop this.

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Ferrari strategy… good? Well at least for 2 races anyway. LECLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRCCCCCCC!

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Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This has all the production of a Disney World stage show and twice the awkwardness. But hey The Roots!

Brian Lorenzo @docanon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Oh Canada….

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