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Dobson, Attorney at Law

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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Italian Spiderman What
Alt: Italian Spiderman head shaking gif
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I haven't watched anything since Midnight Mass was too obviously a Covid bubble production to pay attention
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For a second I thought this was the "I don't feel bad if a child is eaten by a gator" but that was Brienne of Snarth, a different weird freak.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is also counting Ben Simmons on the Kings as an NBA team, instead of a relegated developmental team.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not retired, trying to get back into the league as of last season.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it's Kemba Walker (2011).
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Different tall bald woman (Melanie Cruise, not Nikki Roxx).
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Literal NPC behavior. Unskippable, nonsensical dialogue.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
:Casting Mark in Aryon's bedroom: "it's not weird! There's just no fast travel near you!"
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Overlooking his actual domain:
Gene looks at his sisters.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bart Harley Jarvis origin story.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gene overlooks his domain.
Gene the orange cat looks out the window.Gene looks back from his window perch.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Like, what do the other empty pairs of shoes represent? What is this K-pop star trying to tell us???
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fire on the amazon! Fire on the Amazon! Fire on the... Taco Bell! We review one of Sandra Bullock's earliest performances as we cover a more-or-less plotless murder mystery in the Amazon rainforest. Who could be behind the murder of a labor organizer? Probably not the evil cattle ranchers!
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An insult to the noble pond scum.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's Professor X up to this time?
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The photo in question:
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The picture of the former chief from his resignation is the least surprising photo ever.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In hindsight, I should have gotten on the news and said Hillary wasn't under investigation or married to a well-known sex pest, negating every attack of "why are you voting for the r*pist criminal?" As an attack strategy.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What do these freaks want, a written apology? "Sorry the thing we told you would happen, happened, it turns out that forcing a historically unpopular candidate onto the ballot made other people not vote for her in the six states that get to decide the president."
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shouldn't have let the Friends of Humanity come up with the tagline.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Worth watching just to watch Kevin Nash's impression of Hulk Hogan.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Glad we can play the Kevin Bacon game to connect Sinestro to Amy the talking gorilla
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Far and Away? Legend?
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brother what the fuck are you talking about?
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I won't, because you're wrong. In Houston we even have neo-Liberal do-nothing Democrats just like California.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've lived in multiple modern, Democratically controlled cities in Texas for the past 20 years, where have you been?
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bongo bongo bongo I don't want to watch CONGO oh no no no no no.....
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dumb people always saying "You Couldn't Make Blazing Saddles today," but they should be saying "You Couldn't Make North (1994) today.... because of woke." Can't even set up entire jokes based on a string of broad, semi-offensive stereotypes anymore!
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Elisabeth Shue (Link) and Thomas Jane (Nemesis) make their triumphant return to @yourstupidminds.com! Watch Shue go full R-word, in the parlance of Tropic Thunder, as she plays a vaguely special needs adult sister of Aaron Eckhart!
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Also Tammy and the T-Rex!
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well I've been hacked over at the hell-site. If you knew me as @Dobsonverse over there, add me here. Based on just how shitty everything on the hell-site is, doubtful I will ever be able to convince Robo-Hitler that I didn't spontaneously change my account name and start spamming.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"We say, 'half an hour' to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that $300 and a photo I.D. gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend!!"
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work." -The Judge, Blood Meridian.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"On the street in your mind."
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Eternal Darkness has some aspects that haven't aged the best in terms of controls and the camera, but a really fun game and one I've beaten more than once.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
oh hai moana
the rock dressed as maui but he's on the rooftop from the room
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Your Stupid Minds @yourstupidminds.com · 11/07/2026
We transition seamlessly from Tammy and the T-Rex to the Roger Corman quickie dino picture CARNOSAUR, released mere weeks before Jurassic Park. This is the first in a double feature to answer the eternal question posed by Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert: Carnosaur or Cop and a Half. Which is better?
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Podcast: Carnosaur (1993)
Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yep and the other side of that coin is sometimes something is just cursed: AEW's weakest run was the Babyface half of the MJF title reign, because the Cole turn was obviously what they were waiting on and at a certain point they should have just pulled the plug when it wasn't going to happen
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's an election, not a trial, you absolute dope. You don't have to vote for the alleged racist with the Nazi tattoo just because of the D on the ballot.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
CM Punk breaks his foot crowd surfing his first appearance after winning the world title!
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don't have any interest in revisiting any of them, but my walkout from TFA and Last Jedi was "that was good," something I didn't even approach with any of the prequels (Episode 2 in particular functions best as inexplicable comedy)
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Nick Nobel @nicknobel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
New @yourstupidminds.com podcast episode! With @dobsonverse.bsky.social.
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I mean I played a ton of 3, Vice City, San Andreas and 4, but I bounced hard off 5 two videogame generations later, I don't care?
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@morrowind-txt.bsky.social whoever runs this needs to post the Khajit idle dialogue "var var var" so I can repost it after last night (or the next time everyone's mad at VAR)
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Bedtimes serve capital" energy.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Dobson, Attorney at Law @dobsonverse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So glad this dork is in a promotion you couldn't pay me to watch.
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