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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Can’t wait to see these explode against the poorest child detected while streaming on Kick.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine the unfiltered thoughts of a libertarian grandma from a few decades ago lmao.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“My family somehow had a Cato Institute book ready to throw at me as an early teen but it was totally my idea that I thought of independently.”

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David Burnquist @refburnquist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

he actually did the meme

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Also, there was a strangely long line for the Florida booth because they were giving out stuffed animals. Empty park otherwise, under a blazing sun, yet chuds love to stand in a long line for free merch, any merch.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Probably already on your list but attendees ignoring weather evacuation orders because they thought it was a liberal hoax

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

All these big-yet-disappointing NBA trades basically mean the league committed seppuku to increase parity. This second apron shit sucks.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

still thinking about that mercedes mone vs maya world match from forbidden door @aewontv.bsky.social

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Elevator guys are perfect for the show. Look at the guy in the first second of a 1.5 hour elevator presentation youtu.be/fj-VlvoB8tw?...

youtu.be

Elevator Obscura: Hacks and Curios in the Lift Industry

YouTube video by DeviantOllam

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I will look for this hat in the crowd at Dynamite tonight

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

My local Taco Bell collapsed into a neutron star and now they're suing me just because my shirt said "sudo rm -rf /"

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Wearing different shirts on Taco Bell trips until I figure out which one gives me the cheapest quesadilla.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

As bad as things can sometimes be, it’s not as low as 2009 was.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

That Darby-Ciampa match made this week worth it. God DAMN is wrestling good when it’s great.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Remake all about eve but about shams taking up woj’s spot as nba trade guru

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

They should land at penn station. easy to catch a train there.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

They went to work on a Saturday, their day off

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Report recorded. Thank you for your service.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

can someone else watch this for me and report back what they saw

YouTube thumbnail labeled “Prawn Lennon Speaks”

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Do that one electoral college meme and bribe New Yorkers to move to swing states, creating a permanent blue wall

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Start, fund, and close Tubi fifty times

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Public gyms in every US metro

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 27/10/2025

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Can’t wait for the exciting announcement to rename themselves back to Facebook

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Tbf, the baboon was very very shrewd

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I’m going to become the guy who says it: Disney and faith do not mix!!! They don’t mix! I hope no one mixes them!!

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

How am I doing? Well, I keep playing covers of Carmelita on repeat while getting drunk. Im doing fine.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My decision to buy a place in walking distance of amenities against the rural/suburban-poisoned haters in my life is paying off handsomely.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2026

Real Estate: 15 Years Of Saving Just For Your Dad To Call It A Shack

Sure, you denied yourself many things as you scrimped and saved enough for a down payment on a home, but it’ll all be worth it when your father calls it a total dump.

Reference #59893

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

the saddest causalities in war are always the squirters

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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2024

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

bluesky is the right place to share that I would watch a buddy cop movie with b hen from club 520 and rich evens from red letter media

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

You can be a billionaire so long as you are genuinely happy at all times. The second you feel any sadness, you are instantly executed. No excuses for not being happy at everyone else’s expense. If a billion dollars can’t make you happy, you failed at life and are recycled to make others happier.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

We finally saw an MJF match you’d like lol

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

About as godly as an ending can get. AEW wins again.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Next headlining match on collision is going to bang

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

After exactly one drive by the Bears, I’m glad to have this particular Monday as a holiday.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

How can a newspaper be this fucking insecure.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Nothing but right wing dog whistles I’d hear from a maga dork trying to influence me. Their complaint about big pharma is about Covid vaccines instead of every legitimate reason to hate them.

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

RETVRN guys but for the Pollo Cocodrilo video

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Can’t believe I found these again after remembering the line “I’m spurtin here” from twenty years ago

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I found the whole series at atypical.net/fun/dilbert/

atypical.net

Index of /junk/dilbert

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

These ones? There’s a series of them

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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Scott Adams blocked me on twitter. So it goes with my haters *exhales cigarette in a really cool way then sighs*

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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