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L i s t e r (David)

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Pro Photographer... Coal Mining Geologist… Sometimes even in that order… ⚽️ Middlesbrough FC, 🏉 Leigh Leopards and ⚾️ Los Angeles Dodgers… If you disagree with me please just move on… 📍Middlesbrough, UK, Europe. 🇬🇧🇪🇺

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Hourly Father Ted @hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · 08/10/2026
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
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S01E04 Competition Time 12 May 1995
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spent a lot of time at football matches in the past… the racism was always at off the chart abusive levels… utterly abhorrant… it still is… and to pretend it never happened (and still does) is also abhorrent… Sez me… www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Invisible banana skins thrown at black people every day, says John Barnes
After the alleged abuse of Manchester City winger Raheem Sterling, former Liverpool winger John Barnes tells BBC Sport the problem of racism has never gone away.
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, if that’s how you define the abhorrent and persistent racist abuse that they sufferred day in, day out… sure… www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Invisible banana skins thrown at black people every day, says John Barnes
After the alleged abuse of Manchester City winger Raheem Sterling, former Liverpool winger John Barnes tells BBC Sport the problem of racism has never gone away.
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A few ex Boro players around the England set up nowadays… I see Jason Steele is on the bench tonight… #utb #boro
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Middlesbrough Badge
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is that Steve Turner there with NF..?
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tories at conference talking like they had absolutely nothing to do with what’s happened since 2010… 🤣🤣
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Baby's Pouty Face: Fell Down
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lee’s point is well made… Plus… That’s supposedly what we got Trident for… deterrent…
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listening to 606 tonight… the “fan” conspiracy theories around the whole Man City thing are genuinely bonkers…
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Opener… Mr Crowley… youtu.be/FVfIYcGW5-g
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Jack Sabbath live at Power to the People (Jack Black with teen band, Geezer Butler as special guest)
YouTube video by pc.pegula x
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did not know this was what I needed this morning… but it definitely was… it’s on the usual platforms…
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Share a film that has significance to you, for whatever reason 🎥 For me...🖤
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You Just Gotta Keep Livin Dazed And Confused
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I am the CLIT commander…”…
Random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May your feed be cleaned by this calming influence…
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has anybody checked which university has their rag week this week and whether or not they are running a prize for “best pranking”… #justsaying
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Christmas Evil: You Better Watch Out (Horror Film)
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Harry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who fancies a game of #conkers
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see the bloke who never shuts the fuck up is not fucking shutting up … Rien ne change…
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Dance Moms: Yap, Yap, Yapping
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Suspect she was referring to this, by the way… www.theguardian.com/politics/199...
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Brown gives Bank independence to set interest rates
The Chancellor, Gordon Brown, set the seal on a frenetic first 100 hours of activity by the Blair government when he stunned the City and Westminster yesterday by handing control of interest rates to ...
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you're still on Instagram you should follow me. Trying to get to 15k followers by the end of the year coz this platform is no good for selling tickets, it's all done on your Instas and your TikToks. www.instagram.com/soozkempner/
me on a clifftop 20 years ago
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Used to be that City players could make an honest side hustle type living from establishing a toilet paper empire… FH Lee - Bolton bog rolls
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 25/09/2026
C'mon, lads, we all know a few decent Citeh lads on here, have a heart and don't be horrible to them at this difficult time.
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Risitas Cuñao Laughing
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
… and don’t be relegating them into the Championship unless they have to offload most of the team, either… Remember when Rangers went to Division 3..? Was it 2012..??
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Pep Guardiola: Shush Gesture
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drinking alcohol in football stands is so low on the list of things that might need to be looked at (it does not, by the way, none of us want beer swillers next to us) that I despair …
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Watthe Whatthe
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies🧟‍♀️ @theblueststar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This country's government and media are so shit. Anti migrant activist, if he was a different skin colour, he'd be called a terrorist. I'm glad he doxxed his mum, the stupid hateful bastard
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like the “housing crisis” would be solved by another 600 or so posh homes near Yarm..!!! They are not offering to generate urban affordable communities designed for local public transport here…
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where’s Lord Houchen..? In years past he’d have been all over this.. photo ops, op eds… after all, it’s something TVCA is funding for local folk… but… now… nope.. not now… I’m not imagining this am I, @leighsus.bsky.social ?
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Many would have you believe we live in a shithole area… If this is a shithole, that’s fine by me…
Roseberry Topping at sun down.
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI is really “computer assimilated compiled knowledge”… Or CACK, for short… (Takes a bow…)…
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Animated Poop Character in Toilet with Fly
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some live their lives as keyboard warriors… Others volunteer to go out on boats like this in heavy seas and save lives… #rnli
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Family Guy Brian Griffin's 'Well, Well, Well' Coffee
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, way I see it, if you want to do business here, then those are our rules… nobody is making you do business here, right..?
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If, after reading this, you think it’s bad, the reality is that it is even worse than this article makes it seem… soul destroying, demeaning, disrespectful, condascending… all phrases I used on a regular basis when i was job hunting in late 50’s… www.theguardian.com/money/2026/s...
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‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job
Candidates describe feelings of rejection after submitting hundreds of applications but getting a handful of interviews
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I remember when these things were still in active service and we’d see them flying over now and again…
RAF ROUNDELL ON RETIRED BRITISH VULCAN BOMBER NOW STATIC IN MUSEUM. SUNDERLAND.
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CBS Sports Golazo @cbssportsgolazo-m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Adilson Malanda equalizes at the death for Middlesbrough at Birmingham 😱 Watch the EFL Championship on @paramountplus 📺
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks bad enough at normal speed… in slo mo it’s even worse… #boro #utb
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of course, Birmingham then go and score two… The start to this season is very frustrating, isn’t it…?
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks impressive enough at normal speed… in slo mo it’s even more awesome… #boro #utb
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Flag shaggers who stuck up the many, many flags on the lamp posts found here last year can’t be arsed maintaining them, and now they are mere rags fluttering sadly and pathetically in the wind… What was it..? pride in the nation..? Yeah, right….
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Ron Burgundy: Great Story, Compelling and Rich
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did the FA ever conclude its investigations into “spygate”..? #boro #spygate #utb www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Wrexham owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mac aim Spygate dig at Southampton
Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mac have poked fun at next opponents Southampton ahead of their Championship fixture this weekend.
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Human cannonball depiction
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sad to see respected “name” photographers turning out (what appears to be) crud for cash… we’ve all done money jobs.. but most of us also turn up and turn out the goods for them…
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Pingu Takes a Picture
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah, Popbitch, we love ya… Piddington/Doggington…
From the email newsletter popbitch…

The uproar over Piddington’s Jubilee Park is a surprise to some locals, given that its sole purpose prior to the erection of the big Hollywood-style Piddington sign - in support of the village’s risible vote to secede from the UK - appeared to be for dogging.

Rarely frequented by locals, given its relative distance from the village, things had got bad enough that the hedge at the entrance to the park had to be cut down so that Thames Valley Police could see in from the road.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There are probably about five musical artists in the world with enough clout to do whatever they want on their own terms and absorb any potential financial repurcussions. Ed Sheeran is one of them. The idea he is some smol bean against the power of a single venue is, quite frankly, for the birds.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have an announcement.
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Check out @agrajagguitars.bsky.social for any guitar-related work in the Boro area… They fettled my original ‘90 Lynch ESP and made it sing again…
Original 1990 (approx) ESP George Lynch “snakes & skulls”… Original 1990 (approx) ESP George Lynch “snakes & skulls”… Original 1990 (approx) ESP George Lynch “snakes & skulls”… Original 1990 (approx) ESP George Lynch “snakes & skulls”…
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Early computer-related memory is using a dot matrix computer terminal to input and run simple geology programmes on the University main frame… Something like this… much preferred the BBC Model B’s we had, to be honest… still got my 5.25” floppy disks from uni… terminals-wiki.org/wiki/index.p...
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DEC LA120 - Terminals
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going well for Newcastle then, I see…
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Jason Tindall on Nufc Newcastle Train
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L i s t e r (David) @dlisterphoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whilst we have a legal system that allows wealthy folk to engage in law-fare, we will never have free speech…
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The Cat in the Hat: We Have a Case
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