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Still Not Dan

@dkmoorhead.bsky.social
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Vanishingly few things to alarmingly few people.

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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
More like the Tie-berian Peninsula, amirite?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band They Are Most Likely Giants
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $54 (+ fee) for the 5-4 Evanston City Council vote to allow the new stadium that so enraged the entitled NIMBYs that they turned on women's soccer. I hope we get a home playoff game that inconveniences your Saturday in December someday (unlikely)
Spencer in overalls. $54 (+ fee) for the 5-4 Evanston City Council vote to allow the new stadium that so enraged the entitled NIMBYs that they turned on women's soccer. I hope we get a home playoff game that inconveniences your Saturday in December someday (unlikely)
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Trump got shot *at* but the thing that made his ear bleed was a piece of teleprompter glass. He never admitted this in part because he still sometimes claims never to use a teleprompter.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
As an adult it was Hilton Head to Chicago in one day (about 16 hours). As a kid in the early ‘80s, we drove from Cincy to DC - in a 1930 Model A Ford.
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John Light @johnalight.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m older than the official bluesky 37 so for me it’s still Phantom Menace
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I know the whole franchise is problematic, but feels like Olivia Benson would’ve needed about 45 minutes with Epstein until we knew everything about the whole enterprise.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Fuck Kevin Spacey, but The Ref is still my favorite Christmas movie.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“That’s not his knee, but he was down” -Chris Fowler Pat Foley: youtu.be/WwuUzSZfQ4k?...
youtu.be
Chicago Blackhawks - Pat Foley and Dale Tallon - "Wee Knee" comment
YouTube video by bmerri19
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @bubbaprog.xyz on the weird DIRECTV 4K channel on that last break a hot mic caught McDonough telling McElroy “pay attention Greg…get off Twitter”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Good by me
A can of Hreat Lakes Christmas Ale, with another Indiana TD in the background.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
A black and white cat lying in a red chair with all four paws in the air.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
youtu.be/rRoRjamgfCY?...
youtu.be
Barney Miller Season 3 intro Remasterd (HD)
YouTube video by Classic Sitcoms
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
George Thurgood Marshall and the Delaware Department of Natural Resources v. EPA Destroyers
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I would share mine but doing so presents a real dilemna…dammit, I mean dilemma
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Three stitches in my knee squeezing between two parked cars because the license plate on one was bent outward. Tetanus shot too, obvs.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Apologies for the earnest sincerity. I’ll get back to spite and snark soon. Go Sharks.
A $100 donation to the EDSBS Charity Bowl in the name of Protect Trans Kids University.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Protests being “cringe” or “performative” are aesthetic arguments. Motherfuckers are sending people to literal gulags, we are well past aesthetic arguments at this point. (Forgive the rare earnest post, your regularly scheduled sarcasm will resume shortly)
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Evanston, IL showed up. Probably 1500 people who couldn’t make it to downtown Chicago. @maddow.msnbc.com
Fountain square in Evanston IL for the hands off protest. Probably about 1000-1500 people. Sign at a protest reading “You know shit’s dire if GenX rolls up (hands off our democracy)Another view. Fountain square in Evanston IL for the hands off protest. Probably about 1000-1500 people.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Trump take game
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Erin S. Pumpkins @erincikanek.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As a Chicagoan, I want to tell you: People can *say* the name of something is [whatever], but you don’t need to follow along. It’s still the Sears Tower, Comiskey, The Bean, Denali, the Gulf of Mexico, and people existing outside of the gender binary/gender assigned at birth.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Every time they show an Ohio State fan angry/happy cheering (like “fuck yeah”) a part of me wonders if they’re reacting to the play or just learning about the Jan 6 pardons.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Hot take: Taunting is always a bullshit penalty. Big “he hurted him widdle feewings” energy.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
So I guess this place was the bubble, huh?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Facebook keeps removing links to this post bc it’s “spam” h/t @mkerste.bsky.social
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Donald Trump Held A Rally At Madison Square Garden And HOLY SH*T
Can’t say you did Nazi this coming.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #246,594! Yay? Ok sure, yay!
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Just remember if he ever publicly denies fucking a couch, the immediate pivot is “JD too limp to fuck a couch”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Between here and the bad site, my personal feed’s count is: 11 posts complaining about April Fool’s Day posts 1 April Fool’s day post (a harmless and pleasant and obvious soccer joke) Y’all can stand down, I think.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
You guys…LinkedIn is down. Where am I gonna post my #grindthoughts? What about my #hustleculture? Won’t someone please think of the side hustles?!?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
You tellin me they actually might be giants?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I am, apparently, “using my phone’s flashlight to determine if there’s a splinter in there or not” years old.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Remember when you were like 3 days out of school and got a work project and turned it back in really quickly because you wanted to impress the boss and the boss was like “ok you only did like half of this and the half you did is sloppy?” Anyway, congrats on the launch of “X” at Twitter dot com
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I have never been this comfortable in my entire life.
Molly, a cat, stretched out on a red chair.
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