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Still Not Dan

@dkmoorhead.bsky.social
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Vanishingly few things to alarmingly few people.

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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because the Supreme Court, in Because v. WeSaidSo ruled that “it’s dope.” Writing for the majority in a 5-4 decision, Justice Kavanaugh said it’d be “totally sick” and “fuck it let’s just do it and be legends…”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When NU beat Illinois in 1992 a bunch of us rushed the field and there was a backup FB/TE I knew a little from class and he saw me and he ran up and picked me up and we yelled real loud. Like we weren’t necessarily friends or close or anything but that was awesome.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Roy Kent/Jackson Lamb content alone would undo Brexit, cool the oceans and heal us all.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The egg thing is more famous because it broke contain…every stand-up had 3 minutes on it from Leno to Bill Hicks to Judy Tenuta
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You’re the future of the Democratic Party, and you always will be…”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ll allow it.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seventeen plumbing contractors named Bob are in their basement man caves in Orland Park, already on hold for The Score 104.3 midday show to unironically suggest this.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That the White Sox are up 4-1 and Cleveland is down 5-4.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“you’re the future of the Democratic Party, and you always will be…”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That guy’s search history is probably a hearty mix of “if they can say that word why can’t I?” and “if there’s a school next to Family Court am I still not allowed within 500 feet of it?”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Making this the Sixth Fifth Third Park
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How tf would they know what a library sounds like?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just KNEW he and Doug were fucking…
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh that’s funny I heard it in Steve Miller’s (maybe that was the point. I’ve had no coffee yet)
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why is “finish first semester before winter break” a shitty reason? You want HS kids thinking about finals over the holiday?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Young and dumb enough not to know that never works (complimentary)
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Coen Brothers making Odyssey but setting it in the early 20th Century American south, with lots of folk/roots music.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think Married with Children did this a couple times with NFL games? Or some FOX sitcom at least, like the one with George Carlin…
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No. I don’t want sunrise at 3:45 am
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The way it has always worked until…you know…is that it’s one game by default but is automatically reviewed and the suspension can be increased (but not decreased…except, you know) So this is actually working how it’s supposed to work.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Berlin and Munich with a 14 year old was cool. “Here’s some real heavy history”during the day followed by “let’s eat some inadvisably large quantities of meat” at night. Plus they’ll serve them an NA beer and they’ll feel all growed up
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
MFers on here who were saying “is there a sporpsball on?” a month ago now saying he has to bow out “for the good of the game that I love so dearly”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A Protect Trans Kids University Blue Sharks pint glass with a lovely beer in it.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right
Alt: Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don’t believe it for a minute. Whitmore supporters are making this up to distract from his failure to pass the crime bill. I mean, wake up, people…
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Still not over that failed audition for a job at the Onion, huh?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Same
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What if we don’t hate the Democratic Party, we just really don’t care for the feckless, wishy-washy leadership that sees every popular idea as an opportunity to do less?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Narrator: they were not, in fact, ready
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
More like the Tie-berian Peninsula, amirite?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I like to think I’d be a “knowingly nod and point”-er but tbh I’d probably just do whatever the guy before me in line did
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
TIL your dad is Jerry Reinsdorf…
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
People be normal about Caleb Williams Challenge.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Used up all my old man standing and watching the sports during the champions league final
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I think you mean all the QUESTIONS, Blucifer…
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band They Are Most Likely Giants
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
In the pre-Trump era, ‘90s hip-hop references were his “I’m cool and relatable“ shtick.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
…he says about a sport where hall of famers famously fail 70% of the time.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Right? Like most of the overturned calls are less than an inch off.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ocean’s 11 - highbrow Ocean’s 12 - lowbrow Ocean’s 13 - middlebrow
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Run the damn ball
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $54 (+ fee) for the 5-4 Evanston City Council vote to allow the new stadium that so enraged the entitled NIMBYs that they turned on women's soccer. I hope we get a home playoff game that inconveniences your Saturday in December someday (unlikely)
Spencer in overalls. $54 (+ fee) for the 5-4 Evanston City Council vote to allow the new stadium that so enraged the entitled NIMBYs that they turned on women's soccer. I hope we get a home playoff game that inconveniences your Saturday in December someday (unlikely)
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Trump got shot *at* but the thing that made his ear bleed was a piece of teleprompter glass. He never admitted this in part because he still sometimes claims never to use a teleprompter.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My first autograph - him and Ray Knight
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
He do that line on the Daily Show and Jon Stewart was like “huh, no, never heard that one…”
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Who…you gonna…um, call?
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’d be happy if people on calls in public just weren’t on speaker…
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hey the people who were shot and killed didn’t have to hear 80,000 people sing along to how hard you lost.
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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I still saw a fair amount of it (“that laugh, ugh”, etc) but that could be anecdotal.
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