Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Because the Supreme Court, in Because v. WeSaidSo ruled that “it’s dope.” Writing for the majority in a 5-4 decision, Justice Kavanaugh said it’d be “totally sick” and “fuck it let’s just do it and be legends…” 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When NU beat Illinois in 1992 a bunch of us rushed the field and there was a backup FB/TE I knew a little from class and he saw me and he ran up and picked me up and we yelled real loud. Like we weren’t necessarily friends or close or anything but that was awesome. 010
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Roy Kent/Jackson Lamb content alone would undo Brexit, cool the oceans and heal us all. 21380
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The egg thing is more famous because it broke contain…every stand-up had 3 minutes on it from Leno to Bill Hicks to Judy Tenuta 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“You’re the future of the Democratic Party, and you always will be…” 001
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seventeen plumbing contractors named Bob are in their basement man caves in Orland Park, already on hold for The Score 104.3 midday show to unironically suggest this. 3180
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That the White Sox are up 4-1 and Cleveland is down 5-4. 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“you’re the future of the Democratic Party, and you always will be…” 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That guy’s search history is probably a hearty mix of “if they can say that word why can’t I?” and “if there’s a school next to Family Court am I still not allowed within 500 feet of it?” 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How tf would they know what a library sounds like? 0130
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh that’s funny I heard it in Steve Miller’s (maybe that was the point. I’ve had no coffee yet) 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Why is “finish first semester before winter break” a shitty reason? You want HS kids thinking about finals over the holiday? 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Young and dumb enough not to know that never works (complimentary) 090
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Coen Brothers making Odyssey but setting it in the early 20th Century American south, with lots of folk/roots music. 060
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I think Married with Children did this a couple times with NFL games? Or some FOX sitcom at least, like the one with George Carlin… 020
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The way it has always worked until…you know…is that it’s one game by default but is automatically reviewed and the suspension can be increased (but not decreased…except, you know) So this is actually working how it’s supposed to work. 010
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Berlin and Munich with a 14 year old was cool. “Here’s some real heavy history”during the day followed by “let’s eat some inadvisably large quantities of meat” at night. Plus they’ll serve them an NA beer and they’ll feel all growed up 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 06/07/2026MFers on here who were saying “is there a sporpsball on?” a month ago now saying he has to bow out “for the good of the game that I love so dearly” 030
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026static.klipy.comBreaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn RightAlt: Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I don’t believe it for a minute. Whitmore supporters are making this up to distract from his failure to pass the crime bill. I mean, wake up, people… 060
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Still not over that failed audition for a job at the Onion, huh? 020
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026What if we don’t hate the Democratic Party, we just really don’t care for the feckless, wishy-washy leadership that sees every popular idea as an opportunity to do less? 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I like to think I’d be a “knowingly nod and point”-er but tbh I’d probably just do whatever the guy before me in line did 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026People be normal about Caleb Williams Challenge. 0120
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Used up all my old man standing and watching the sports during the champions league final 010
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Slightly increase a band They Are Most Likely Giants 030
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026In the pre-Trump era, ‘90s hip-hop references were his “I’m cool and relatable“ shtick. 040
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/04/2026…he says about a sport where hall of famers famously fail 70% of the time. 100
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Right? Like most of the overturned calls are less than an inch off. 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Ocean’s 11 - highbrow Ocean’s 12 - lowbrow Ocean’s 13 - middlebrow 010
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $54 (+ fee) for the 5-4 Evanston City Council vote to allow the new stadium that so enraged the entitled NIMBYs that they turned on women's soccer. I hope we get a home playoff game that inconveniences your Saturday in December someday (unlikely) 120
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Trump got shot *at* but the thing that made his ear bleed was a piece of teleprompter glass. He never admitted this in part because he still sometimes claims never to use a teleprompter. 191
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 19/04/2026He do that line on the Daily Show and Jon Stewart was like “huh, no, never heard that one…” 000
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I’d be happy if people on calls in public just weren’t on speaker… 010
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Hey the people who were shot and killed didn’t have to hear 80,000 people sing along to how hard you lost. 1980
Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I still saw a fair amount of it (“that laugh, ugh”, etc) but that could be anecdotal. 030