Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 7hI wonder what Mike Gansey would be able to get in return for Trea Turner 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 8h2013 NHL lockout-style compliance buyouts to get under the inevitable salary cap so the Phillies can cut Trea Turner loose, please and thanks 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Last night really happened? The Eagles lost (and couldn’t even manage a sack) against a bit from a Progressive commercial? 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum in prime time as God intended 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a beautiful evening to JUMP OFF THE FUCKING ROOF GO BIRDS AHAHAHA 020
Reposted by Dylan CookMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026Budd Dwyer is gonna trend in like an hour 151687
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is it an overreaction to say that I want Bryce Harper and his pals as far away from my baseball team as possible? It doesn’t feel like an overreaction 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why fire James Franklin if you’re just going to lose the big games with the new guy anyway? 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Luckily as a Catholic I am able to shamelessly root for the White Sox this October since the Phillies are choosing to repeatedly shoot themselves in their collective dicks 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I used to work in HR (primarily recruitment) and the only thing that would disqualify someone in this iced coffee scenario for me is leaving your trash and assuming I’ll throw it away for you 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If Brandon Marsh remembered how to hit it is over for you hoes 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump’s Truth Social post when he learns about this is going to be so unhinged that he might call to repeal the 13th amendment 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A big thank you to Apple for making the iPhone Duo $2000 because I’d probably buy it if it was $500 cheaper 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@Shane Steichenstatic.klipy.comYou Play To Win The Game QuoteAlt: Herm Edwards You Play To Win The Game 020
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If the Phillies choke away a playoff spot I hope it at least means they blow it up as best they can. They cant afford to run it back again 001
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The LIFE HACK that gas companies don’t want you to know! 📈🤑💰 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s not often that you can highlight the exact moment an election was won or lost 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bob Kraft had no idea what he was about to start and that’s awesome 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is when they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I was about to say Bob Kraft needs his hard drive checked but we’ve known this for years 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Maybe Myles Garrett should of stayed in Cleve land??? 100
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is he implying that Democrats controlling both chambers of Congress will lead to peace? It’s so funny how he can’t stop shooting himself in the dick 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 09/09/2026iPhone Duo is the least Apple-like product they’ve ever made 110
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We’re really storming the field in Ann Arbor after that nonsense? 000
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So Fuentes, who also threw 8 pitches, can go back out there but we just *had* to get Kerkering some work? 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How Quinyon’s gonna have Terry McLaurin feeling next Sunday 040
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My 2-year old being the man behind the PCBR mask was the last thing I would’ve expected. But I really should’ve been able to see through it because the Phillies Elmo photo. Shame on me 010
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not *that* 80-year old in Home Alone 2, the other one please!! 000
Reposted by Dylan CookFranzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Adam Silver did more to punish the Sixers and Sam Hinkie than the Clippers 14314
Reposted by Dylan CookMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026incredible things are happening at fox news 1032501278
Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I can’t believe the Phillies broke Luis Arraez. All he does is hit singles and they somehow broke him 000
