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Dylan Cook

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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife gets it
iMessage screenshot: “Every sport stinks then we die”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah I got time
Text message exchange: John Fetterman here: This is what happens when you put common sense and the wellbeing of your constituents ahead of party loyalty: winusa.co/
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STOP=END

Hi John! Fuck you, you traitorous AIPAC puppet! Have a great day!
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My woke queen Samus Aran
Metroid Ravenous logo but it says “Release the Epstein files”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Go Birds dickhead” in Metroid Ravenous font
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No one: Foot people:
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just updated and thankfully it looks like it’s an option under Siri settings
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Iron Butt from Spongebob
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh fuck you’re gonna make me find out
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Haley reading an email from AIPAC right before giving her endorsement
Chalino Sanchez
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@lerbonjanes u like what u see?
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I am cackling
“President Trump did, from strength,”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Me, a resident of Cumberland County, seeing this map
Squidward looking out window meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How it feels to be sitting on a Cris Sanchez Cy Young ticket after this weekend
Price of the brick going up.
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Same energy
1992 USA Basketball “Dream Team”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Feel the Shake was the Flyers’ best goal song of the last 15 years
Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Society if Rasmus Ristolainen would decide to rip a few clappers from the point every now and then on the power play
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Joel Embiid “time to ratio” tweet
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
1. You’re welcome for me dusting off 2012 magic by wearing this tonight 2. Yes I’m a sicko
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
FLYERS WIN
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Spamming this iMessage sticker in every group chat
Welcome to the Marty Party
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Flyera
Troegs Graffiti Highway IPA
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brian Windhorst meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Heated Rivalry but for hot dog eating contests
Don Draper pitch meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Thinking about what’s going to happen tonight when Ronald Acuña Jr hits a dinger and goes absolutely *ape shit* to the point where the entire USA team gets big mad that he broke the sacred Unwritten Rules of Baseball
Martin Scorsese absolute cinema meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
When there are Uglies sweet potato chips at the function
Fernanfloo in a suit meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
When the biggest Flyers trade of this deadline is a bottom 6-er for a 4th round pick
“I got a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?!”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
🤝
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
“What the fuck happened to the dunk contest I used to know”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Go Rocks
Shane Gillis
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Charles II of the inbred Habsburgs with the “Habsburg jaw” in all its beauty (?)
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@dril tweet: “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The king is back
Aperture by Harry Styles
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’m a Penn State alum (and obviously fan) but this is the exact kind of shit that makes people say we’re a cult
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell (aka “brave man speaking up” meme)
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Counterpoint:
Plankton stealing a Krabby Patty: “being evil is too much fun!”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The moment we all knew it wasn’t going to work
Jonathan Gannon in his first team meeting as Cardinals head coach asking “who took the bus?”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
@ Dabo Swinney
“Okay, get in” meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I;m thinking about thos Schwarbombs
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The “positivity rabbit” in the Eagles locker room sharing a new message: “kill me”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Spider-Man in a hospital bed
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
“We go now to the Lasch Football Building at Penn State University…”
White smoke billowing from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Watching The Game™️ as a Penn State fan can be illustrated on a spectrum between these
Guy recording fight memeSquidward looking outside at SpongeBob and Patrick meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I live in a largely red municipality and in my neighborhood alone there are a ton of properties with signs like this. It’s easy to spot the grumpy old Republicans
No dog poop sign that reads “please be respectful”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Bona 4 ever
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We got a live one @treblaw.bsky.social
“Thank you so very much, thank you.”
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What was bro doing.
Orion Kerkering fielding a dribbler before throwing to home plate, where JT Realmuto is standing and telling him to throw to first base
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Kerkering is the worst but let’s not forget
Box score for the first 3 Phillies hitters: Turner 0/5, Schwarber 1/5, Harper 0/4
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Oh my god look at all of those empty seats RIGHT BEHIND HOME PLATE BEFORE 9 PM
“That feeling when” meme
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
When I saw what the Vikings defense did to me in fantasy
A portrait of Charlie Kirk without a chin or bottom lip
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