David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 10hUsing up all the tokens on my university-provided AI accounts to try to disprove the Collatz conjecture. Let's go! 020
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 11hHonestly, at 48 and with my joints, I would totally go for some raccoon-tested ankles, knees, and shoulders. Worth a shot. 120
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 11hWait, is that a Curry in a Hurry reference? I only know that as a long-ago-shuttered restaurant in Providence. Haven't thought of that place in a while! (I'm assuming that's not your reference point?) 110
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 12hI've been walking around thinking "I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you" all day and just dying laughing. I had to stop walking on the sidewalk home. I had to pull over from walking. 24710
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 13hWatching the game with my kid. The broadcast shows Dustin May's stats on the screen with a 3.14 ERA. Kid, who does not know anything about baseball, asks: "What was the pi era?" 030
Reposted by David Zifftoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 181105202878
Reposted by David ZiffSean Marotta @smmarotta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We all know about Word changing subsection (c) to the copyright symbol, but we don't talk enough about Word changing subsection (e) to Euros. 9584
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So you don't plan on reading Sotomayor's children's book to your kid? 040
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I misread this but I love the idea of Ice Cube, in his retirement, just going to Dodger games and then hanging out at particle accelerators, watching the physics. 020
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If only it had hit the roof in a way that propelled it forward a little bit. 010
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Friends and I were breaking down that inning again this morning. That Sanchez walk was the real backbreaker. You could credit Sanchez for a smart AB. But really, if you're Miller, you can't lose him. That's the guy you need to attack. He's a shell of his former self. 010
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The nice thing about this game is that there's always money to buy more chairs. 120
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This sort of thing is why I never trust AI. It doesn't *know* anything. Even the Gemini built into Google Search. It's just wrong! I wish it were better but come on! 040
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My friend just Googled the last time the Dodgers lost a playoff series after winning game 1. Google's Gemini said it last happened in 1985. Seems like a great and simple AI use! You don't want to check every series. Have the AI do it! But it was wrong. www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2...baseball-reference.com2022 NL Division Series - San Diego Padres over Los Angeles Dodgers (3-1) | Baseball-Reference.com2022 NL Division Series - San Diego Padres over Los Angeles Dodgers (3-1) series statistics and schedule on Baseball-Reference.com 140
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would hope/assume so. But as written it looks like a trip on jurisprudential? Just bad transcription/slop either way! 000
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm assuming this is some sort of A.I. transcription error but this friendly interview write-up for a Washington Supreme Court candidate has him using the term "juris potential" and praising Justice "Anthony Scalia." 140
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Very interested in reading this series! Seems in line with the recent study re how AI can do Bluebook citations using a combination of AI and logic rules. Also, makes sense that a logic system could do well (perfectly?) in complicated rule-based system. Looking forward to reading about analogy. 020
Reposted by David ZiffLawfare @lawfaremedia.org · 04/10/2026"What does it mean to understand the law if a machine can reason across more of it than any lawyer could possibly hold in mind?" @scottjshapiro.bsky.social introduces his new semi-regular column of essays on law and computation, ‘Posting Through the Singularity.'lawfaremedia.orgIntroducing ‘Posting Through the Singularity’A new semi-regular column of essays on law and computation, not quite ready for Substack 6529
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This has been my (granted, limited) experience. Ask it to review a folder filled with court opinions? Messy. Ask it to make a python script that reads the opinions and creates a data report? Great! 080
Reposted by David ZiffDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503543646
Reposted by David ZiffJessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page 31280113
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH-H...youtube.comSEINFELD - The FaxYouTube video by Bob Saccamano 040
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So obviously confirmed, but from one of those angles I thought there was a chance it bounced off the wall rihgt before hitting the glove. Seemed possible for a moment! But, again, obv wrong. 020
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It seems like every one of these Google Cloud commercials during MLB games provides an example of terrible data analysis and p-hacking. Am I missing something? The pitch seems to be "You too could find spurious patterns in your data using the power of AI and Google Cloud!" It's insulting, honestly. 020
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some courts prefer the spicy can of worms in red sauce while other courts like a cream base. 0110
Reposted by David ZiffAnne Ralph @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026When a call for proposals says it aims to provide “all scholars“ the opportunity to present ideas & receive feedback but it also only welcomes tenured & tenure-stream, VAPs & fellows. 151
Reposted by David ZiffMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that. 1043776591
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social Have you seen these animal pictures of the year? 020
Reposted by David ZiffKirsten Scrimshaw @kirstenscrimshaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love these every year. 163
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Audiobooks of old British murder mysteries I've already read dozens of times. 010
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't think this has gotten as much press as the New Jersey fiasco from a while back, but we've got our own USAO power struggling going on out here in Western Washington. 0133
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm sorry, what? We accidentally paid our police an extra $13M last year? Because someone used 2020 numbers (wrong) instead of 2024 numbers (right) to calculate the backpay officers were owed under the new contract. $13 million. And we're looking under seat cushions to fund programs in this budget! 120
Reposted by David ZiffColorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a month it was. Really flew by. 518826
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Twins fans:static.klipy.comSquidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out WindowALT: Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window 020
Reposted by David ZiffJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i have not seen a continuous video of the jack smith hearing fuckup and i want to know how long they had their big graphic up on the easel. it seems from what i've seen that they started taking it down almost as soon as they put it up but it's not clear what prompted them to do it 7788
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I write this comment on student papers: "This sentence is trying to do too much. You need to go step by step to allow the reader to digest each new piece of information before adding another layer of information. Break it up. Let it breathe a bit." And goodness, this is Exhibit A. #LegalWriting 170
Reposted by David ZiffSam Feldman @srfeld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm a fan of efficient writing but this is in fact too much to fit into one sentence. 517330
David Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also cool that they used it for the X-Men cartoon theme. 010