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dj microbeads

@djmicrobeads.bsky.social
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hi! i live in amsterdam and i like computers and books and cooking. and im the janitor of ✨ONE HOUR CLUB✨ discord.gg/ZyKKt2kKc

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Gordon @gordon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Downsides of being court jester: - Speak truth, everyone just laughs - Work for table scraps - If king pulls lever, you fall through trapdoor - Jesting skills don’t transfer between courts Upsides: - Jingly hat
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ENGLAND
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Lu wilson @todepond.com · 16/02/2026
free open source software needs fewer engineers and more designers and product people
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
boring leftists r sighing at this but as usual they are just looking at what the LLM is doing or what it is for or whether it does it well. it’s like asking if a feast is “efficient” or an orgy is “healthy”. the excessive nature of it is the point
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
oh its funny how completely Fucking Broken mastodon is
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Orion Reed @orionreed.com · 06/02/2026
It is a shame that "democratization" in software has come to mean broader access to products instead of participation in democratic processes — there is talk of LLMs democratizing software production, but I have yet to see social, collective and democratic processes govern the design of software.
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croissanthology @croissanthology.com · 04/02/2026
the speed of wikipedia editors will never cease to impress me en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet_5
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Sonnet 5 - Wikipedia
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
optimist feels like a slur sometimes
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
maybe being one of the little bricks in the xkcd tower meme is ok
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m @mirative.moe · 28/01/2026
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
instagram is so saturated with ads that it just isnt fun anymore
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
i followed loads of AI people but its kind of boring
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
dreaming of an llm agent but it only knows about syscalls
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
it’s never been a better time to really try to understand how things work
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
in a kind of freeze frame world where the heating is broken and the cardboard recycling is not being taken away. its like an escape room where you have to figure out how to make things start again
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
heating in our apartment building has been broken for three days... many conscientious and rightfully enraged fellow residents have called the landlord with no response... that's cool
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
he achieved takeoff by rewiring his incentive structure
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
bluesky is making me want to actually write alt text. yall are so conscientious
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i love ai
a stand selling “dutch cheese crepe” for 5 euro with an image of a folded crepe with cheese inside, but it doesnt look like a flat crepe that is folded, more like a cone made of crepe
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
had fun when i was at the XXXX XXXX museum in XXXXXXXXX asking claude about what would happen if somebody came into the museum and destroyed the most famous priceless artwork. and it told me this story of the eruption of mass panic and a kind of moral-symbolic anomie that caused society to collapse
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
being american is so interesting because you sort of have this right to "say" what you are "thinking". very cool
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
liquid glass is crazy. turns out i actually like it if the UI is kind of squishy
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
in de oven
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
just got laid off from the markdown corporation. my job was to make sure that nobody remembers how to strikethrough text
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
feeling drunk with power that the ground isn't covered in ice
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
gut status
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
so basically i'm from the san francisco of england
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
claude how can i eliminate vocal fry
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
i've spent enough of my career getting mad at the fact that most of my job is systems integration and then along comes a technology that is better at systems integration than me
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
techne would be a beautiful name for a girl
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
doing vegetarianuary but a guy said hes bringing brisket to the hackerspace today…
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
time to try using AI to generate openscad files again
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
iq rapidly decreasing as i listen to "cheeky pint"
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kai ⚖️ 2-4 '94 @kazehai.com · 29/11/2025
Wrote about baseball players who haven't figured it out yet
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Pennant Chasers
They've got you figured out, Rich, the boys in the bullpen do. They've got you completely figured out and you're dished. You're completely dished.
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i should follow more people on here
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
so god damn weary
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
wrote about the museums i visited this year in the netherlands - all 15 of them. i even try to express opinions about art open.substack.com/pub/djmicrob...
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The Museum Pass is absolutely worth it
I talk at length about the art galleries I visited this year. There are loads of them
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Micah Johnston @micahrj.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
hey are you a bag of mixed greens? because you're looking chopped and washed
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jackie ess @essj.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
pure bacon culture. totally unhelpful term
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
tab tab tab tab tab tab ok its done
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
the goal is to write code where cursor AI isn't able to help me
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Jordan: The Comeback
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nora @almostnora.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i yearn to post
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
i dont think this should exist
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
i think my work is too close to the mimesis zone and i have to become more obscure and unfundable
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
posts dont count here but on twitter they are real
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dj microbeads @djmicrobeads.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
i think i have to move to bluesky. i could become a sky guy
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