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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I love drinking just as much as any God-fearing American, but it goes without saying, don't give me command of the US military when I'm completely shitfaced.

Norm from cheers, sitting at the bar with a beer: "I have an idea, let's assassinate the Ayotollah"

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I'm beginning to think there's no pee tape

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I would never make fun of a human person for incontenence. Most of us will experience it if we live to old age. But for Trump, who doesn't qualify as a human, shitting himself in front of the whole world is truly the "Kim Jong Un has a butthole, he's not a God!" moment for this country.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

As a Libertarian, excluding Elon from pedo parties is a violation of the NAP

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Please bro, can I come to the island bro? Bro what day should I come for the wildest parties bro? Do you think I'm cool Jeffrey? 🥺🥺👉👈

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Things aren't going too well for Rob Schneider

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

(Not) Looking forward to MAGA crying about The Muppet Show reboot "going woke". Jim Henson didn't do a truckload of acid to deliver your childhood a message of white superiority and hatred of immigrants.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Uday has secured the cocaine supply

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Congratulations to Mamdami, reducing crime in New York on his first day!

@Georgesantos: I am officially no longer a New York City resident.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

They should replace Obama's basketball court with a diaper changing station, which would serve two purposes. Leavitt can use it to change her boss's diaper when he shits himself, and for Uday Trump to blow lines of coke.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I keep seeing this headline about the three remaining people named in We didn't start the fire, and it's just hilarious to me that everyone just forgot Bono is still alive.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Curtis Jackson for Attorney General

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Petition to rename Christmas "A New Hope" and the Council of Nicea "The Empire Strikes Back"

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

@mcuban.bsky.social out here sending smoke signals to four ghosts tonight

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Dr Mehmet Oz meeting Donald Trump for the first time

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

You might think it doesn't get much better watching Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get knocked out in the same weekend, but ...

Drake: Jake Paul you're actually f***ing trash bro ... I trusted you with TWO MILLION

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

The irony isn't lost on me that Trump's threat to Venezuela was how Saddam Hussein started his invasion of Kuwait.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Jesus Christ it's a Lion, get in the car!

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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Trump: *watching the twin towers fall* Someday I'll use this to get away with sex crimes

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

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Brian in Detroit @kanoki.net · 05/11/2025

I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado

New York City
Too Early to Call
Zohran Mamdami - 50.2%
Andrew Cuomo - 40.8%
Curtis Sliwa - 8.2%

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Dems are going to bring a holographic Dick Cheny on their campaign events, aren't they

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/11/2025

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

A sycophantic ChatGPT user create a toxic positive feedback loop

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Andrew "just some guy" Mothballs Johnson or whatever wasn't stripped of his titles because he's a pedophile. The crown has been involved in numerous sex pest and trafficking cover-ups. He was punished for embarrassing the family. Kind of calls into question the whole idea of a monarch.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Has anyone seen my monkeys? They are not well.

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/10/2025

Here's something to think about: The people wouldn't have hated Frankenstein if he played football

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I immediately cashed my $5,000 check from George Soros and bought 786 grilled cheese burritos #NoKings

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.

@its_me_jd_again: So I got a gig for a commercial, and was extremely excited to finally be getting back to filiming. Spent half the day shooting and had a great time with the crew, they were all extremely professional. Had that... things are finally getting back to normal feeling.
But...

I get a phone call from my agent letting me know they will not be using my spot and they can't have someone who is an influencer for J6. Then they go on to tell my agent that she should have told them about me being a J6er.

This is the unfortunate norm for us J6ers. Will we ever really have closure, will J6 always be a stain on our lives? It's a great thing I have a God that is bigger than all this. As for me, I will continue to move forward.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis