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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I love drinking just as much as any God-fearing American, but it goes without saying, don't give me command of the US military when I'm completely shitfaced.

Norm from cheers, sitting at the bar with a beer: "I have an idea, let's assassinate the Ayotollah"

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

As a Libertarian, excluding Elon from pedo parties is a violation of the NAP

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Uday has secured the cocaine supply

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Congratulations to Mamdami, reducing crime in New York on his first day!

@Georgesantos: I am officially no longer a New York City resident.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Dr Mehmet Oz meeting Donald Trump for the first time

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

You might think it doesn't get much better watching Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get knocked out in the same weekend, but ...

Drake: Jake Paul you're actually f***ing trash bro ... I trusted you with TWO MILLION

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Jesus Christ it's a Lion, get in the car!

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado

New York City
Too Early to Call
Zohran Mamdami - 50.2%
Andrew Cuomo - 40.8%
Curtis Sliwa - 8.2%

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.

@its_me_jd_again: So I got a gig for a commercial, and was extremely excited to finally be getting back to filiming. Spent half the day shooting and had a great time with the crew, they were all extremely professional. Had that... things are finally getting back to normal feeling.
But...

I get a phone call from my agent letting me know they will not be using my spot and they can't have someone who is an influencer for J6. Then they go on to tell my agent that she should have told them about me being a J6er.

This is the unfortunate norm for us J6ers. Will we ever really have closure, will J6 always be a stain on our lives? It's a great thing I have a God that is bigger than all this. As for me, I will continue to move forward.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Finally, it's go outside weather in Michigan.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

And he had a Pepsi with Kylie Jenner

Donald Trump pictured with his best friends Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy: People who accuse Trump of being a racist should know that he had both Jewish and Black friends.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Back in the day we used to say, "Twitter, do you thing"

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

They're coming after my vape clouds

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense.

I have been researching weather modification and working with the legislative counsel for months writing this bill.

It will be similar to Florida’s Senate Bill 56.

We must end the dangerous and deadly practice of weather modification and geoengineering.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Taekwondodos ... ATTACK!

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Get your concentration camp merch and pay less at Menard's

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

You can take the beaver killer out of the wiener, but you can't take the wiener out of the beaver killer

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

A wise man once said, "If you ain't eatin Benihanas, get the fuck out. I'm out here"

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

160 billion spicy potato soft tacos

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I actually have a letterpress tattoo on my left forearm. It's hilariously disgusting how obviously fake this is. Even more disgusting that his sycophants will buy the con. Trump is desperate to make this look legit because his entire argument hinges on this being a foreign policy issue.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Jesus died so you wouldn't have to lose more retirement money today

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Have you considered you can not do that

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Last year I became a board member of #Penguicon, the Midwests's favorite open source convention. We determined there wasn't enough funds for a 3-day event this year, so we are holding a Masquerade Gala fundraiser to fund next year's event. Tickets can be purchased at x.djmeph.wtf/masc

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Planes are falling out of the sky, we're staring down another depression, and our bagels have no bagussy

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I'm at Cliff Bell's tonight and they are performing this album live. This is my favorite jazz club in Detroit, always pushing boundaries, and holy fuck I love Duke Ellington so that's a big bonus.

Echoes of Harlem: A tribute to Duke Ellington by the Planet D Nonet vol. 2

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

This reminds me I need to call that Cracker Barrel waitress

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

This is my best Star Trek meme and in my top 5 for all my memes

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