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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Far above Cayuga’s waters stand the gates of Hell. Our frat guys will rape your daughters. Welcome to Cornell!

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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hitler and other top Nazis inspect a scale model of a planned triumphal arch in Berlin, circa 1939.

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I predict that the death of Donald Trump will be the most widely and intensely celebrated event in human history. Literally billions of people across the globe will take to the streets in joyful celebration.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Today I saw young woman engage with a Cybertruck in the most beautiful manner: as the hideous machine rolled through a crosswalk, she pointed to the driver, slapped the “Loser L” gesture on her forehead, and gave the driver a double thumbs up as she sneered.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Fucking up a trade relationship with Canada requires a US administration that is either grossly incompetent or taking orders from Putin.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The USA must never again be allowed to have anything to do with the World Cup. Between FIFA, Trump, and the tacky “entertainment” the enshitification of the tournament is complete.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Can’t get diarrhea lettuce from a cinnamon bun. Follow me for more health tips!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The Norwegian Football Association donated all proceeds and ticket revenues (totaling over $350,000) from their World Cup qualifying match against Israel to Doctors Without Borders for humanitarian aid in Gaza. Guess which team I’m rooting for . . .

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court. by Susan Collins

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That’s the most satisfying World Cup result I have ever seen.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

After Infantino’s intercession at Trump’s behest, the USMNT had better lose against Belgium. A US “win” would make an even greater mockery of this festering turd of a tournament.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Today we remember that more than 70% of the signers of the Declaration of Independence owned slaves. From this fact, we may justly conclude that the rhetoric of universal rights contained in their document is a bunch of cynical bullshit.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/06/2026

“To no one’s surprise, the Democrats and their socialist allies botched America’s 250th anniversary with a so-called celebration that absolutely no one showed up for,” said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

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White House Mocks Paltry Attendance At Democrats’ Great American State Fair

WASHINGTON—Expressing delight at the complete humiliation of their political opponents, White House officials on Monday gleefully mocked the paltry attendance at Democrats’ Great American State Fair. ...

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Linda Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The Democratic Party is being hijacked by people who want it to do things and stand for something.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

In view of the outcome of Trump’s Iran “excursion,” I propose that the US armed forces adopt a new style of salute. Hail, Loser!

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

So, two weeks until “Infrastructure Week, Iran Edition”?

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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

If America was a decent place filled with decent people, Trump wouldn’t have even made it on the ballot in any state in 2016.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Stumbled across this. Not every day you come across the grave of someone who figured in your dissertation.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Prediction: Trump will rename the Persian Gulf the “ The Trump Gulf”.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Amazing how many Democrats think that ICE needs “reform.” Fools like that probably think that the problem with Stalin’s NKVD and Hitler’s Gestapo was a lack of proper training. ICE must be abolished and everyone who “served” there should be sent to prison.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

mamdani has been mayor of nyc for 29 days and has yet to institute sharia law or full communism. already a failure.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Stop calling us Gestapo! If you keepit up, we’re gonna kill you all!

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I hope that Democrats realize what’s happening in Minnesota is also a dry run for what the regime has planned for the midterms.

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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Can someone put sanctions on America?

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Any information on how many ICE detainees have been raped? It just seems totally on brand for the Gestapo to go down that path.

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ProfAFinlayson @profafinlayson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

If Trump is on a secret mission to get all political factions in the EU (and the U.K.) to unite in opposition to the US, to stand up for themselves and to think rationally about how to adapt to the “Chinese century” he’s really killing it.

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Webanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Face it. ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, wearing mask, not identifying themselves and using aggressive “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens alike. Americans are resisting, as they should. It is time to defund ICE! Repost if you agree. #BlueCrew

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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The next thing I knew, they put handcuffs on me and put me in the back of an SUV. I asked if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Don’t turn away. See what ICE did.

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Freethinker @69eerrr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The media (and everyone else) need to stop referring to ICE as "law enforcement". They are out to perform "ethnic cleansing" and to terrorize the population. There is nothing "lawful" about it.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

At this point “CBS” should be understood to abbreviate “Cringe Broadcasting System@.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I have long held that Trump’s policy on public assistance like SNAP benefits could be summarized in the slogan “Fuck the kids.” The Epstein files show that the slogan is to be taken more literally.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Trump got schlonged in Indiana.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I'm pleased to announce that Olive Garden has awarded me a Michelin star for my culinary innovation and steadfast commitment to haute cuisine. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I look forward to the day when the severed head of John Roberts is mounted on a pike and paraded through the streets of the capital as cheering crowds revel in the spectacle.

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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

It’s true that Trump is weak. Unfortunately the press who cover him are weaker.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Donald Trump is Doing Dementia the Right Way -by Ezra Klein

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I’m cynical enough by now to think that nothing in the Epstein files will move the needle on Trump’s approval. I expect Melania will dismiss it as “locker room talk” and then the NY Times will bothsides it all away.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Now that Trump is well on the way to transforming the White House in to a Temu Versailles, can we have a discussion about the aesthetics of absolutist interior design and its role in establishing despotic power?

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I live in Chicago and can state with certainty that the biggest crime problem here is armed gangs of masked thugs roaming the city. They beat people up, abduct them, and act with impunity. May they all be brought to justice!

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

If it’s legit to blow away people in boats on the suspicion that they are running drugs, why not also obliterate people who are suspected of seeking to buy drugs?

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

At the deli counter an employee asked what I wanted. I replied "The severed head of Stephen Miller." She said they don't have any in stock, but I could check back tomorrow. One can dream.

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