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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

They’ll put this stuff on their ICE job applications and be hired immediately.

Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The dark arts of econometrics allow a lot of variation in how things are counted. How odd that an administration facing seriously bad news would change the assessment of fundamentals!

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A haunted house where each room has an associate provost for institutional effectiveness, an assistant dean for program assessment, and the president’s special representative for AI integration across the curriculum.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Firld goal game is working, though.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Far above Cayuga’s waters stand the gates of Hell. Our frat guys will rape your daughters. Welcome to Cornell!

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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hitler and other top Nazis inspect a scale model of a planned triumphal arch in Berlin, circa 1939.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I read that as “ban fisting” and was … surprised. In case you’re wondering, my new optical Rx has yet to be filled.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Unless you leave it on the windshield of a Cybertruck.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ii looks like “demolition” is spelled “DEMOLISHION” — which is totally on-brand for this guy and his staff.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Next up: VHF antennae on all new TVs.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

But *my* bad code talks back to me, saying things like “Type violation, line 1137: numeric = vector. Abort?” That’s a sure sign of consciousness and self-awareness!!

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Now that you raise the question, …no.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I saw a parked Cybertruck with a plastic bag of dog shit placed on the windshield. Beautiful!

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I saw a young woman perform a “Cybertruck Salute” a few days ago: she pointed at the driver, slapped the “loser L” to her forehead, then gave a sarcastic double thumbs up as she sneered. It was lovely.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I predict that the death of Donald Trump will be the most widely and intensely celebrated event in human history. Literally billions of people across the globe will take to the streets in joyful celebration.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Today I saw young woman engage with a Cybertruck in the most beautiful manner: as the hideous machine rolled through a crosswalk, she pointed to the driver, slapped the “Loser L” gesture on her forehead, and gave the driver a double thumbs up as she sneered.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Fucking up a trade relationship with Canada requires a US administration that is either grossly incompetent or taking orders from Putin.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

See the great white whale Sloshing through the summer heat. The smell kills small birds. That’s the haiku for today.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The USA must never again be allowed to have anything to do with the World Cup. Between FIFA, Trump, and the tacky “entertainment” the enshitification of the tournament is complete.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Can’t get diarrhea lettuce from a cinnamon bun. Follow me for more health tips!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The Norwegian Football Association donated all proceeds and ticket revenues (totaling over $350,000) from their World Cup qualifying match against Israel to Doctors Without Borders for humanitarian aid in Gaza. Guess which team I’m rooting for . . .

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court. by Susan Collins

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That’s the most satisfying World Cup result I have ever seen.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

After Infantino’s intercession at Trump’s behest, the USMNT had better lose against Belgium. A US “win” would make an even greater mockery of this festering turd of a tournament.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Today we remember that more than 70% of the signers of the Declaration of Independence owned slaves. From this fact, we may justly conclude that the rhetoric of universal rights contained in their document is a bunch of cynical bullshit.

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

… after killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts

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Doug Jesseph @djesseph.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Well, at least there was nobody there to witness the declaration of the nation’s death. The rotting empire shuffles off the world stage unmourned and unnoticed.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/06/2026

“To no one’s surprise, the Democrats and their socialist allies botched America’s 250th anniversary with a so-called celebration that absolutely no one showed up for,” said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt