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Danno

@djack311.bsky.social
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I hate posts that include ‘I’ll go first’

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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤢🤮
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God I love Ireland 🇮🇪
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This $5k thing might be the ulmtate ‘can you imagine if Obama did this?’ thought experiment
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every Democrat on the ballad should come out and say we’ll pay you $6k if we win. The GOP / Trump will shoot it down anyway which would work wonders politically. It’s illegal, but the dems need to start getting their hands dirty.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just like Mitch McConnell is still kicking
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You’re not a Democrat
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There arent any trans players in wnba, twats
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Would have been more badass if he did 9 to 5
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Love that you went with Kanter and not Freedom
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp reminds me of this fellow
The return of the Jedi guy that hangs out with Pizza the Hut
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Haha. She’s smart.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is that Kari lake with long hair?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Chelsea Gray goes behind the back again, the lead on this pass is unreal
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cool non-answer, bro
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
These people are sick
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Very good video
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Holy shit. This is the dumbest dude ever. What will the GOP look like in 10 years???
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So an athlete died on the field, huh? No footage of it, huh? Thanks, Ronny.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ha! Dude needs to go to a grocery store
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haha. He’s smart.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Damn it feels good to be Minnesotan
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Smooth as butter
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fett Fuckerman
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fuck off, dickhead
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wut
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hegseth is frustrated because his boy Hitler didn’t have to ask for $.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Holy shit that is hard to listen to
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hahaha. Listen, bitch….
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/07/2026
TAPPER: Iran has declared the Strait of Hormuz closed. Is that true? TRUMP: It's open as far as we're concerned. Don't talk about it. Talk about the reason you asked me to speak.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"I would like to solve the puzzle, Pat. Rodent Infestation"
Roden Facing Festa in a Tie game bottom 9 bases loaded 2 out
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nancy Mace just lost her GOP primary for South Carolina governor.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
AI writing is for loooooooooooooooooooosers. I want my work to be good or suck based on whether my human brain is good or sucks.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Guys wake up, Bluesky is an echo chamber. Instead you should all be posting into this machine I built where every time you post a man hits your arm with a hammer
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We are thru 15 months out of 48 months of the second Trump term. There’s probably like a 62% chance that the world explodes by month 40.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Explaining the behind the plate umpire to an alien: Alien: wait what is the point of that dude there? Human: Well he doesn’t really serve a purpose, but we like to have middle aged men stand around when 100mph fastballs are thrown. It’s entertaining.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Oh wow, 14 months into the term you realized disaster relief might actually be important!?!?!?
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When Kennedy says ‘I’m just having fun here’ is when you know @davidjbier.bsky.social got him. It’s the classic defense mechanism. Someone is being an asshole, someone else calls them out on their bullshit, then the asshole responds with ‘I’m only joking! Gosh!’ yet nobody is laughing
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/03/2026
Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@kentremendous.bsky.social can you request someone in Hollywood to make a blockbuster super hero movie where the protagonist fights ICE agents? Kind of like captain America fighting nazis?
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It’s just incredibly funny this is supposed to be the “freedom” party. It was never about any freedom except their right to be selfish assholes and not feel bad about it.
Megyn Kelly v @megynkelly
The whistles should be banned.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
American hero 🇺🇸
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm sure a few ICE agents suspect this already, but it seems very clear that DJT, Miller & Bovino WANT an ICE agent to get killed. They need their own martyr. There is a reason they are putting them in increasingly volatile situations.
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Danno @djack311.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
THIS is America! Sorry GOP assholes. You’ll never take this away from us. 🇺🇸
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Rick Stengel @rickstengel.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The president's threat to impose tariffs on countries that oppose his desire to acquire Greenland shows that he does not see tariffs as an economic tool to help America, but as a weapon to hurt his enemies. That's the fundamental nature of his entire presidency.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What's the difference between most of us and Donald Trump? When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A friend of mine is a cop who was once run over by a suspect’s car. I texted him and asked him to tell me that story again and if he’d mind sharing what he thought about the killing of Renee Good. He gave me permission to share with you what he texted back.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 10/01/2026
Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
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