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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 24/05/2026

It's raining so often and so beautifully lately, and a month ago it would have made me so happy, but somehow the last couple weeks have actually turned my favorite weather into a severe emotional trigger. WHY??

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Just Kaylee @deer.stream · 22/05/2026

Hello! I am running an Over/Under like called Baseline Drift. It starts on May 29th at 11am CST. The goal is a max player count of 300~ The Discord! discord.gg/j9WqGudQeH The rules! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 22/05/2026

@malerouille.bsky.social Okay, hear me out... We need an update to Ody Mos. We need Liam the Bunny, from @eviesmash.itch.io 's Magefight. Possibly with a final challenge of "planting the biggest carrot"? Eh??

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/05/2026

New music loading... It hasn't been a good year and it doesn't feel like it's getting any better. But I'm still creating.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 16/05/2026

Finally decided a "bard" should at least be learning to play a single instrument, so, here's day 1 of learning my notes... I'm probably cooked.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 11/05/2026

You know what would be a fun TTRPG? Going through your closet to remove all the masc clothes you don't wear anymore and discovering that the shirt you got too fat to wear is baggy now actually and it reminds you of back when you had an eating disorder. And there's like, elves I guess.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 19/04/2026

Something seems... inconsistent... here? It's almost like they think an AI will give them false positives and misleading results, ultimately making it harder for them to fairly or accurately discern what's best. But no, that can't be it. They're an AI *fintech* company. Using AI to manage *money*.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 10/04/2026

Can I have a chat with Giant Eagle's / Market District's graphic designers? I just want to know who decided eight fonts was enough for a label. What kind of sloppy amateur uses less than twenty fonts for a bottle of soda? At least they used Modesto (AKA the font you see on every indie D&D project)!

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 14/03/2026

Watching Star Wars Episode II. Movie starts. Partner: 🤔 so this one... this is now no longer the little boy who was bullied into never acting again? Me: 😊 correct. Partner: 😁 this is now Christian Haydensen? Me: 😑 ...mhm, yep. And "Oowen McGreggin"...

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 06/03/2026

Weighed myself for the first time since I stopped going to the gym last year... I gained WAY less weight than I thought. I did gain some, but, it's so much less than I thought 😮 Now I feel hot af, totally unwarranted, and I'm about to dig *into* these gym days.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 05/03/2026

I'm the type of goon that's visually indistinguishable from another type of goon but I have way higher stats, I'm faster, and if you hit me with the attack that OTHER goon is weak to, it buffs and frenzies me. Because fuck the player, you know? Just fuck 'em.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 05/03/2026

Hey, you know that obviously literally evil Persona company everyone freaked out about Discord using, until they eventually dropped them? Did you guys know that Patreon uses them too? support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/art...

a screenshot showing Patreon's FAQ page which explains that they do in fact use the same evil ass Peter Thiel surveillance state terrorist company that Discord wanted to use to verify users' ages.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 27/02/2026

Dang, and here I almost made it through February without being my reminded of my absent father... Rest in Piss, dude. I'll eat this in your honor 😐

Three strange pan-cooked dough things, it's truly not clear what they were supposed to be but they're not right. Someone fucked up. My partner, my partner is the someone. Anyway, one of them is WAY more burnt than the others.

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Nerds With Dice | Creator App Open @nerdswdice.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Saturday night 6pm PST | 8pm CST | 9pm EST Episode one of Alien: Archimedes Part One GM: @nerdyteddi.bsky.social Cast: @thornydryad.bsky.social, @dizzythebard.com , Ezra, Moray, and Jack

Nerds with Dice presents: Alien Archimedes February 28th and March14th 6pm PST | 8pm CST | 9pm EST Cast: Sophia (she/we)m Ezra (he/they), Jack (he/they), Moray (they/we), Dizzy (they/he, Wren (they/them) Background: Stars in space with blood spatter behind the word Alien.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 07/02/2026

Just the romantic part of me that sees little shit like this and goes "huh." Night, everybody.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 28/01/2026

You ever have a suggestion come up on YouTube and just like, be mad at yourself for knowing you're gonna click on it again? I didn't need Kreayshawn in my day, I never *need* that. But I still clicked it. Again. Hhhhhh...

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Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci

YouTube video by kreayshawn

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/01/2026

Turns out the blanket my mother bought for my familiar is made by a company called *Goblin & Ghoul* ?? What?! How did I never notice that...?

A staffy dog's snout sticks out from under a very fuzzy and fluffy blanket. The tag on the blanket reads "Goblin and Ghoul".

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/01/2026

The vibe when a College of Discord bard hits a Battaglia right into the middle of a bunch of baddies.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 22/01/2026

An American Werewolf With Big Naturals In London You're all welcome

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 21/01/2026

Ey, so if you or anyone you know has a couple hundred bucks and needs a theme song for their stream/game/project/etc hit me up like immediately — I found something I need to get for my partner (who thankfully doesn't use social media, so, nobody tell them!)... and it's 'spensive T_T; Help!

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Commission Demos

Listen to Commission Demos by Dizzy The Bard #np on #SoundCloud

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 21/01/2026

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Commission Demos

Listen to Commission Demos by Dizzy The Bard #np on #SoundCloud

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Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Your party was sealed away a 1000 years ago in hopes that you'd be able to destroy the great evil that had laid seige to the world Awakeing to realize that it was slayed 30 years after you were sealed, now technology/power has far surpassed you & you must come to terms with it #TTRPGPrompt #ttrpg

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a quartz clock with a thermometer on it

Alt: a quartz clock with a thermometer on it as the dials spin wildly indicating the fast passage of time

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 10/01/2026

Hey @evilhat.bsky.social I'm just sayin: Scum & Villainy x Dizzy The Bard could be *pretty hot*...

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 08/01/2026

Wishing happiness in 2026 to illustrators who draw their OCs' hands like this. ... so, you know, literally ALL of you fuckers. I see you.

A photograph of a hand held with fingers spread, except the middle finger and ring finger are together. Literally every artist draws their OC like this, it's a full on epidemic and it has been since Deviant Art.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 08/01/2026

God, the GBA was a fucking certifiable Banger Factory, it was unethically hot shit. What *happened*??

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 06/01/2026

Partner asked if I thought they were being too hard on themself about their current illustration project and I said "Possibly?" and they asked why I wasn't saying yes or no. I said "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." "...is that Yoda?" "No...?" "Is it 'sand guy'?" "No!" "Ooo-win Miggreggin?" 😲⚰

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 02/01/2026

Well... I *did* say it was time to get horny on main, and I *am* about to start DMing a game including both my partners, featuring formal erotic roleplay rules and an optimistic queer sci-fi setting where the players are essentially a polycule of mercenaries...

Screenshot of a random word shuffle gif. The word displayed is besotted, meaning strongly infatuated (or, in antiquity, it also meant intoxicated).

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 01/01/2026

I don't have any New Year's Resolutions, but I'll tell you what: y'all better get fuckin New Year's Ready For This Shit.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 29/12/2025

This "assessment" shit is just *not cute* anymore. This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations. Literally "do the first 3 months for free".

Email from Adam Cengiz, CEO of Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School. It reads:

Thank you for your interest in the Outreach Coordinator position at Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny (YSGA). As the next step in our interview process, we require selected candidates to complete an assignment designed to assess the core skills required for this role. The candidates who complete these tasks will be invited to a virtual interview as the next step during the week of January 5.

Please find the details of the assignment below. Please submit the following four files/documents by Sunday, January 4th.

Task 1: YSGA Enrollment Strategy (Document)
Compile a document detailing your ideas for what you would do in the first 90 days to immediately impact and increase the enrollment of YSGA for the 2026-2027 school year (the existing school). Focus on actionable strategies, partnerships, and measurable goals. This task assesses your strategic thinking.

Task 2: Prospective School Presentation (Presentation File/Document)
Prepare a presentation (formatted as a PowerPoint or Google Slides) for prospective parents and community members promoting our planned new school, Young Scholars College Prep. This task assesses your ability to promote the school's unique features.
Crucial: Please use the attached document, Young Scholars College Prep.docx, to highlight the unique features of the prospective school (Career Pathways, College Guidance, STEAM Curriculum, Mentorship Program) in your presentation.
Also, utilize the information on our website, www.ysga.org, while you are preparing your presentation.
Please reply to confirm receipt of this email and the attached document. If you have any questions regarding the scope or requirements of these tasks, do not hesitate to ask.

We look forward to reviewing your submissions.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 28/12/2025

Got these excellent new additions to my collection for Xmas ~ For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time... Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️

Three pins. One says roll with pride and depicts a twenty sided dice wrapped in a rainbow banner. One says wizard and depicts an open spell book with a quill writing into it. One is a spell book with many tabs and ribbons sticking out of it and a leather belt strapped around it to keep it shut.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 27/12/2025

Listen... "God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly. A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal. But just remember: NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 24/12/2025

My gender was traded up to after starting with a single paperclip

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 22/12/2025

Hey, so, if any indie musicians/producers/composers/etc out there weren't aware, VSTBuzz has the EastWest "Hollywood Fantasy Orchestra" right now for $130. That's kind huge, that's a good ass VST. You should probably get that shit. vstbuzz.com

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 18/12/2025

I really thought at some point, even if I never *loved* my voice, I'd at least get used to it and able to rely on it? But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this. Welp, whatever...

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 18/12/2025

Hey it's normal to cry uncontrollably when you're working on music, right? *I'M* not inconsolable at the sound of despair and bitterness in my own voice, but if someone else was that would be normal, right?

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/12/2025

Desperately clutching for a silver lining... Maybe at least the next studio will see the Larian backlash and understand that there's literally no amount of goodwill and trust that can't be instantly destroyed by replacing creators with AI...?

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 16/12/2025

@soundtoys.bsky.social Yo, can I just say real quick, THANK YOU for EchoBoy Jr. This shit just changed my whole month.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 14/12/2025

Honestly, might have been feeling myself while streaming on Friday. Might have looked *pretty good*, thank you very much ~

Dizzy the Bard looking fine in a blue linen hoodie and wearing a Lo Key hat and large orange headphones, sitting in front of a big fancy microphone.

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