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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/05/2026

New music loading... It hasn't been a good year and it doesn't feel like it's getting any better. But I'm still creating.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 16/05/2026

Finally decided a "bard" should at least be learning to play a single instrument, so, here's day 1 of learning my notes... I'm probably cooked.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 19/04/2026

Something seems... inconsistent... here? It's almost like they think an AI will give them false positives and misleading results, ultimately making it harder for them to fairly or accurately discern what's best. But no, that can't be it. They're an AI *fintech* company. Using AI to manage *money*.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 10/04/2026

Can I have a chat with Giant Eagle's / Market District's graphic designers? I just want to know who decided eight fonts was enough for a label. What kind of sloppy amateur uses less than twenty fonts for a bottle of soda? At least they used Modesto (AKA the font you see on every indie D&D project)!

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 05/03/2026

Hey, you know that obviously literally evil Persona company everyone freaked out about Discord using, until they eventually dropped them? Did you guys know that Patreon uses them too? support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/art...

a screenshot showing Patreon's FAQ page which explains that they do in fact use the same evil ass Peter Thiel surveillance state terrorist company that Discord wanted to use to verify users' ages.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 27/02/2026

Dang, and here I almost made it through February without being my reminded of my absent father... Rest in Piss, dude. I'll eat this in your honor 😐

Three strange pan-cooked dough things, it's truly not clear what they were supposed to be but they're not right. Someone fucked up. My partner, my partner is the someone. Anyway, one of them is WAY more burnt than the others.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 07/02/2026

Just the romantic part of me that sees little shit like this and goes "huh." Night, everybody.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/01/2026

Turns out the blanket my mother bought for my familiar is made by a company called *Goblin & Ghoul* ?? What?! How did I never notice that...?

A staffy dog's snout sticks out from under a very fuzzy and fluffy blanket. The tag on the blanket reads "Goblin and Ghoul".

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/01/2026

The vibe when a College of Discord bard hits a Battaglia right into the middle of a bunch of baddies.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 10/01/2026

Hey @evilhat.bsky.social I'm just sayin: Scum & Villainy x Dizzy The Bard could be *pretty hot*...

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 08/01/2026

Wishing happiness in 2026 to illustrators who draw their OCs' hands like this. ... so, you know, literally ALL of you fuckers. I see you.

A photograph of a hand held with fingers spread, except the middle finger and ring finger are together. Literally every artist draws their OC like this, it's a full on epidemic and it has been since Deviant Art.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 02/01/2026

Well... I *did* say it was time to get horny on main, and I *am* about to start DMing a game including both my partners, featuring formal erotic roleplay rules and an optimistic queer sci-fi setting where the players are essentially a polycule of mercenaries...

Screenshot of a random word shuffle gif. The word displayed is besotted, meaning strongly infatuated (or, in antiquity, it also meant intoxicated).

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 29/12/2025

This "assessment" shit is just *not cute* anymore. This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations. Literally "do the first 3 months for free".

Email from Adam Cengiz, CEO of Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School. It reads:

Thank you for your interest in the Outreach Coordinator position at Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny (YSGA). As the next step in our interview process, we require selected candidates to complete an assignment designed to assess the core skills required for this role. The candidates who complete these tasks will be invited to a virtual interview as the next step during the week of January 5.

Please find the details of the assignment below. Please submit the following four files/documents by Sunday, January 4th.

Task 1: YSGA Enrollment Strategy (Document)
Compile a document detailing your ideas for what you would do in the first 90 days to immediately impact and increase the enrollment of YSGA for the 2026-2027 school year (the existing school). Focus on actionable strategies, partnerships, and measurable goals. This task assesses your strategic thinking.

Task 2: Prospective School Presentation (Presentation File/Document)
Prepare a presentation (formatted as a PowerPoint or Google Slides) for prospective parents and community members promoting our planned new school, Young Scholars College Prep. This task assesses your ability to promote the school's unique features.
Crucial: Please use the attached document, Young Scholars College Prep.docx, to highlight the unique features of the prospective school (Career Pathways, College Guidance, STEAM Curriculum, Mentorship Program) in your presentation.
Also, utilize the information on our website, www.ysga.org, while you are preparing your presentation.
Please reply to confirm receipt of this email and the attached document. If you have any questions regarding the scope or requirements of these tasks, do not hesitate to ask.

We look forward to reviewing your submissions.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 28/12/2025

Got these excellent new additions to my collection for Xmas ~ For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time... Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️

Three pins. One says roll with pride and depicts a twenty sided dice wrapped in a rainbow banner. One says wizard and depicts an open spell book with a quill writing into it. One is a spell book with many tabs and ribbons sticking out of it and a leather belt strapped around it to keep it shut.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 18/12/2025

I really thought at some point, even if I never *loved* my voice, I'd at least get used to it and able to rely on it? But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this. Welp, whatever...

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 14/12/2025

Honestly, might have been feeling myself while streaming on Friday. Might have looked *pretty good*, thank you very much ~

Dizzy the Bard looking fine in a blue linen hoodie and wearing a Lo Key hat and large orange headphones, sitting in front of a big fancy microphone.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 11/12/2025

Y'all ready for a real picture of my father holding me as a baby?

Horrifying image of a man made of pure void and shadow holding a nonplussed baby. In reality, it's a simple photograph of my father holding me, I just accidentally turned up the contrast ratio absurdly high, making my very dark-skinned father look like a phantom horror.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 10/12/2025

Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you. www.patreon.com/dizzythebard (Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 09/12/2025

I see your bisexual drink array and raise you a "poly" on top. Or bottom. Whichever.

An assortment of drinks, including a mug of coffee, a coffee pot of black tea, a tall tumbler of Thai tea, and an insulated bottle of water. The bottle is pink, purple, and blue as a nod to the bisexuality the drinker is clearly displaying with this selection.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 06/12/2025

This is a self-care checkpoint. Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.

A positively crispy photograph of Dizzy The Bard in a sheer floral lace top, wearing glasses and faintly smiling.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 06/12/2025

My first attempt is *fine* so far, I'm cheating and doing skyscrapers instead of any building with a more interesting shape though

A tile set used to build 3d buildings in crocotile software

3 buildings in an isometric perspective made in crocotile software

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 15/11/2025

My *gorgeous* deluxe copies of Kinks & Cantrips came today! And my new characters will probably do the same, tomorrow ~

A hardcover copy of Kinks and Cantrips by T S Michaels.

A hardcover copy of Advanced Kinks and Cantrips by T S Michaels.

A fireplace mantle shelf with an assortment of knickknacks including books, artwork, a stuffed owl, and a plant.

A fireplace mantle shelf with an assortment of knickknacks featuring several TTRPG books, including the pair of Kinks and Cantrips books from the previous images.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 31/10/2025

WAS thinking about wearing something cute and femme for handing out candy, but it's feckin cold and I'm not interested in being cold all night. Hhhhh guess I'll just wear a big cloak 😞

Dizzy the Bard wearing a pink crop top, brown crop vest, gold chain, and white hat, standing in their home office and smiling.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 13/10/2025

Alright, fine. I'm doing it. I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been. Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~ So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.

A collection of embroidery designs on various fabrics with various colorful thread outlines. One is a simplistic depiction of a nude torso and hips. Three are butts seen from behind, giving a clear view of the owners' vaginas (and one has a butt plug), and the last embroidered patch depicts a circumcised penis.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 09/10/2025

And I don't have a background in knitting, but I can crochet a tiny bit and I'm currently learning embroidery, but MOST of the embroidery I'm working on is NSFW activism stuff so let me know whether or not it's cool to post that (and appropriately tag it, obv)

An embroidered patch depicting Ruth Bader Ginsburg holding a Mossberg shotgun, AKA "Ruth Bader Mossberg"

An embroidered patch depicting the word "weird" in a jagged scary font.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 09/10/2025

I do a little bit of everything; I'm most recently making pixel *maps*, but Ireally enjoy making little pixel art representations of just anything I like. I make my players' characters sometimes too ~

A pixel art rendering of the FL Studio DAW's box

A pixel art rendering of the EWQL Symphonic Orchestra VST's box

A pixel art rendering of the Electricity VST plugin's box

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 28/09/2025

I did a pixel art! I did a TTRPG map! I did a pixel art TTRPG map! And it's for this: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

A map of the ground floor of a high school, in a pixel art style.

A map of the ground floor of a high school, in a pixel art style. It has seen better days, it is slowly falling apart.

A map of the upstairs of a high school, in a pixel art style.

A map of the upstairs of a high school, in a pixel art style. It has seen better days, it is slowly falling apart. Only the auditorium remains.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 02/08/2025

Little sloppy space ship practice. I promise if I ever release an actual ship module/expansion for any game I'll hire real artists and not... this.

Photograph of a small graph paper card with a spaceship drawn on it, a light grey bush-tip marker, and a 5.6mm pencil, all laid on a leather desk mat.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 30/07/2025

I may not be getting a single phone call for a job interview, but at least all my daily recommendations are completely normal and not weird.

A screenshot of five job recommendations. The recommendations are as follows:

One, User Experience Designer.
Two, User Interface Animator, whatever the hell that is.
Three, Senior Associate Game Artist.
Four, word-for-word, the title of this job is literally "Photorealistic Character Rigging and Posing, Physically Accurate Hanging by Neck".
Five, not relevant, the joke was that the fourth job was looking specifically for someone who will model a photorealistic hanging, what the fuck is that for?

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 28/07/2025

Throwback to that @cyanide-happiness.bsky.social made me these exclusive Dizzy cards for their Master Dater game, just for me. That was kinda super dope.

Master Dater board game with three cards from the game. One of the cards depicts Dizzy The Bard and is an actual playable card in the game.

Master Dater board game shown with three duplicates of the Dizzy The Bard card. One is placed to cover the box art in a way that shows how to play the card.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 11/07/2025

Hope this isn't an intentional outage for some reason, but who knows anymore?

Screenshot of emergency message warning that emergency services in Pennsylvania are experiencing outages statewide.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 28/06/2025

It FINALLY rained and the timing couldn't be better - I was about to record, now I have an excuse to simply drink coffee and chill for a bit! It SOUNDS like I'm procrastinating, but this is different. It's different when it's me doing it.

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/06/2025

I can't believe *this* is my dog. He is the baby-est baby. And he's a pretty good rapper - like 20% of my lines are really bitten from him. What I'm saying is, you should buy a music commission from us, because he makes this face until he gets treats and I don't have much treat money right now...

A sweet, blind, elderly staffordshire terrier dog pouts and rests his big, gentle, stupid head on the arm of the sofa he uses as a bed. He is waiting for treats that will come as soon as you send me money...

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 21/06/2025

Working on music commissions is hard, I literally always end up wanting to keep it for myself -_-

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/06/2025

God it's so hot in here! ... wait, that's my fault. I was rapping again. That's on me.

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