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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line

@dizzythebard.com
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Commissions/Collabs are currently open - if you need an incredible song, you need *me* ~ Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah: recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please: patreon.com/dizzythebard ko-fi.com/dizzythebard

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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 21/06/2026
At least I know what causes it now...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 21/06/2026
I used to get it a ton, mostly because I love using multiple instances of the Play VST instead of using one instance with multiple instruments. Layer em all up, throw EQs on every single one, adjust the little settings, etc. Load em all up, every time. Then they drop samples -_-
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 19/06/2026
I have that a lot with EastWest instruments, because they all automatically load in "stream from disk" mode instead of actually loading the samples, then when it's time to actually render they're like "Oh uh, yeah, we dunno where them samples are, so... this instrument is gonna cut in and out. Soz."
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 24/05/2026
It's raining so often and so beautifully lately, and a month ago it would have made me so happy, but somehow the last couple weeks have actually turned my favorite weather into a severe emotional trigger. WHY??
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Just Kaylee @deer.stream · 22/05/2026
Hello! I am running an Over/Under like called Baseline Drift. It starts on May 29th at 11am CST. The goal is a max player count of 300~ The Discord! discord.gg/j9WqGudQeH The rules! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 22/05/2026
@malerouille.bsky.social Okay, hear me out... We need an update to Ody Mos. We need Liam the Bunny, from @eviesmash.itch.io 's Magefight. Possibly with a final challenge of "planting the biggest carrot"? Eh??
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/05/2026
New music loading... It hasn't been a good year and it doesn't feel like it's getting any better. But I'm still creating.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 16/05/2026
Finally decided a "bard" should at least be learning to play a single instrument, so, here's day 1 of learning my notes... I'm probably cooked.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 11/05/2026
You get double xp if your gender revelation comes while you're unemployed, because then the orcs are a higher level than you.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 11/05/2026
You know what would be a fun TTRPG? Going through your closet to remove all the masc clothes you don't wear anymore and discovering that the shirt you got too fat to wear is baggy now actually and it reminds you of back when you had an eating disorder. And there's like, elves I guess.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 19/04/2026
Something seems... inconsistent... here? It's almost like they think an AI will give them false positives and misleading results, ultimately making it harder for them to fairly or accurately discern what's best. But no, that can't be it. They're an AI *fintech* company. Using AI to manage *money*.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 10/04/2026
Can I have a chat with Giant Eagle's / Market District's graphic designers? I just want to know who decided eight fonts was enough for a label. What kind of sloppy amateur uses less than twenty fonts for a bottle of soda? At least they used Modesto (AKA the font you see on every indie D&D project)!
A bottle of Market District brand soda. The label uses a different font for very nearly every line of text. There are eight different fonts just on the front label. Not pictured: the rest of the label, which uses a further five (or more) fonts.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 14/03/2026
Watching Star Wars Episode II. Movie starts. Partner: 🤔 so this one... this is now no longer the little boy who was bullied into never acting again? Me: 😊 correct. Partner: 😁 this is now Christian Haydensen? Me: 😑 ...mhm, yep. And "Oowen McGreggin"...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 12/03/2026
Hey, remember that furry fuck game I said about...?
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 10/03/2026
I'd absolutely say gengar, but... if it's for testing brushes, what about torkoal? Hard surfaces, fleshy surfaces, gas/smoke, and glowing spots? That's gotta be all the brush types together in one ~
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 06/03/2026
Weighed myself for the first time since I stopped going to the gym last year... I gained WAY less weight than I thought. I did gain some, but, it's so much less than I thought 😮 Now I feel hot af, totally unwarranted, and I'm about to dig *into* these gym days.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 05/03/2026
I'm the type of goon that's visually indistinguishable from another type of goon but I have way higher stats, I'm faster, and if you hit me with the attack that OTHER goon is weak to, it buffs and frenzies me. Because fuck the player, you know? Just fuck 'em.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 05/03/2026
Hey, you know that obviously literally evil Persona company everyone freaked out about Discord using, until they eventually dropped them? Did you guys know that Patreon uses them too? support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/art...
a screenshot showing Patreon's FAQ page which explains that they do in fact use the same evil ass Peter Thiel surveillance state terrorist company that Discord wanted to use to verify users' ages.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 01/03/2026
Are you talking about PixelOver? I was really curious as to whether or not it's any good from a real pixel artist's perspective, I'm not nearly good enough at pixeling to make any substantial observations about it and/or draw any better conclusions than "huh, that could be neat".
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 01/03/2026
This was fun :) I can't wait to do more ❤️
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 01/03/2026
Game on!
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 27/02/2026
And they're *so fast* it's nutty.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 27/02/2026
Dang, and here I almost made it through February without being my reminded of my absent father... Rest in Piss, dude. I'll eat this in your honor 😐
Three strange pan-cooked dough things, it's truly not clear what they were supposed to be but they're not right. Someone fucked up. My partner, my partner is the someone. Anyway, one of them is WAY more burnt than the others.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 27/02/2026
<3
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Nerds With Dice | Creator App Open @nerdswdice.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Saturday night 6pm PST | 8pm CST | 9pm EST Episode one of Alien: Archimedes Part One GM: @nerdyteddi.bsky.social Cast: @thornydryad.bsky.social, @dizzythebard.com , Ezra, Moray, and Jack
Nerds with Dice presents: Alien Archimedes February 28th and March14th 6pm PST | 8pm CST | 9pm EST Cast: Sophia (she/we)m Ezra (he/they), Jack (he/they), Moray (they/we), Dizzy (they/he, Wren (they/them) Background: Stars in space with blood spatter behind the word Alien.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 20/02/2026
Aww man I wanted a Kaossilator so bad when I was a teenager, it's so cool.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 20/02/2026
Yo what??
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
Gorgeous 😍
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
Oooo
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
- and then I saw this and was like oh shit. I was *about* to download it. These fucks are on some *scummy* shit, I swear. I hope you get your accounts back, this sucks
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
I googled it because I thought it was weird there was a website for it but it was unfinished enough to ask my opinion on, but the automated "is this a scam" crawler sites that came up were like "nah it seems fine" so I almost downloaded it too, I just wanted to hit up the person to check via bsky -
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
Did you download it or did they get you from just going to their site?
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
I just got sent that in a discord message earlier and it seemed sketchy only because it didn't sound like the person normally sounds
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
Yooooo
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 17/02/2026
This is a *ROCK solid* lineup! This is so cool, I'm stoked!
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 11/02/2026
This is the vibe I want for every day
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 07/02/2026
Just the romantic part of me that sees little shit like this and goes "huh." Night, everybody.
2:07 AM on 2/7/2026
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 06/02/2026
I see this and all I hear is "where where - where rat?!"
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 05/02/2026
Welp, my mic and camera are all set up for no reason - wait, who pulled out my copies of Kinks and Cantrips? Raises hand. Other hand already up...? Huh. I guess that's me surrendering completely to this? Damn, got me again...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 03/02/2026
God, fuck yeah...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 03/02/2026
Big pills drive me nuts, literally just let me take two smaller ones, who tf thinks this is reasonable? The penicillin I got for an ear infection when I was in college was like half the size of my *thumb*, I couldn't believe it.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 31/01/2026
Iiiinteresting...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 28/01/2026
You ever have a suggestion come up on YouTube and just like, be mad at yourself for knowing you're gonna click on it again? I didn't need Kreayshawn in my day, I never *need* that. But I still clicked it. Again. Hhhhhh...
youtu.be
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci
YouTube video by kreayshawn
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/01/2026
Turns out the blanket my mother bought for my familiar is made by a company called *Goblin & Ghoul* ?? What?! How did I never notice that...?
A staffy dog's snout sticks out from under a very fuzzy and fluffy blanket. The tag on the blanket reads "Goblin and Ghoul".
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/01/2026
It's so strange to feel nostalgia for a place/time I've never experienced, but, this animation is absolutely giving me that feeling.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 25/01/2026
The vibe when a College of Discord bard hits a Battaglia right into the middle of a bunch of baddies.
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 24/01/2026
Expedition Load Loadout Load Up Packing List Inventory Quartermaster Cargo Ration Supplies Day Bag Or, honestly, you could make up a word and give it some light lore, especially for sci-fi. Exo-bag for surviving on exoplanets, or drop-kit "for approved use within ten miles of your drop-zone", etc?
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 22/01/2026
*should* have died, though, according to the dice...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 22/01/2026
Literally, not figuratively, literally every time I've ever played a Strahd campaign, my first character dies in Death House and the party meets a new fella in town after, BUT the game I'm *currently* in is the first ever exception because the DM and party literally voted to let me not die...
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line @dizzythebard.com · 22/01/2026
An American Werewolf With Big Naturals In London You're all welcome
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