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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
mitch mcconnell is still alive
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🧍‍♂️ 🚪 🤚 🪝 🚗 🚪
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Surgery went well!! I don’t have boobs anymore!!
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
TIL
@Ranting_Trans

Anyway, here's K.A Applegate, author of Animorphs.

photo of K A Applegate wearing a t shirt that says protect trans kids
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CuttleDreams @cuttledreams.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shout-out to the homies ✨✨
A drawing of a centipede, two millipedes, and three isopods surrounded in sparkles. They share the colors of the trans, bigender and genderfluid flags.
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Scary Dan🎃👻💀🪣 BASTARD FOREVER🖤🔪 @nemox2001.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A two panel meme,
The first panel is showing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saying "Hey, it's Mr. T. Who's the chick next to him"

The second one is showing Mr. T next to April O'Neil saying "It's April, fools"
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I made a mastectomy pillow for recovery! The seam ripper is a paid actor in this shot lmao
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BITE 🔞 @bitesize.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
reminder to block this racist
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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
He's still got a lot he needs donated so please keep sharing his GFM!!
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I have her Dino fossil sweater and it’s amazing and soft and I love it
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Ham Kevina @kriskenard.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
(gofund.me/661ee9f52) a friend of my partner, please share it for him
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Donate to Help Nim Find Safe Housing and Stability, organized by Mary Spagnola
My good friend Nim is in crisis and needs your support to get through this roug… Mary Spagnola needs your support for Help Nim Find Safe Housing and Stability
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Kay Profundo @unicornosis.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Ooples *and* banoonoos? In *this* ooconomoo?
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’m having top surgery on 4/13/26!! I will need some financial assistance to stay up to date on bills while I am recovering, please donate if you can Reposts/Shares appreciated! www.gofundme.com/f/becpe-supp...
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Donate to Support My Recovery After Top Surgery, organized by Danny Kleff-MacFarland
I am saving up to help cover bills while I take 8 weeks off of work to re… Danny Kleff-MacFarland needs your support for Support My Recovery After Top Surgery
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Stop telling people on live TV you’re traveling alone
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’m having top surgery on 4/13/26!! I will need some financial assistance to stay up to date on bills while I am recovering, please donate if you can Reposts/Shares appreciated! www.gofundme.com/f/becpe-supp...
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Donate to Support My Recovery After Top Surgery, organized by Danny Kleff-MacFarland
I am saving up to help cover bills while I take 8 weeks off of work to re… Danny Kleff-MacFarland needs your support for Support My Recovery After Top Surgery
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Godzilla, grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards.
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
GET METCALF OFF THE FUCKING FIELD WHAT THE FUCK
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Midwest FurFest @furfest.org · 06/12/2025
Furry Game Changer is at 2pm in panel rooms 33-34. This photo is relevant to the show. I am not posting under duress.
Marlowe is holding up a sign that reads "I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME." while the social media critter is tied to a chair
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
MFF TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Wait our new IT guy is really cute 🫣
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kas @vhsdogs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
omg thank you for the response to this !! ❤️ i will go through replies later, also very much inspired by this post :
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
AIO: my(30M) husband(35M) gave his McDonald’s monopoly piece to his co worker instead of me. Grounds for divorce?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/02/2025
#ACAB
nerd: hey fellas, i hear alot of calls for abolishing police. but how will we stay safe?

buff shirtless bald guy on laptop: 
King, police abolition is not about defunding every department instantly. It's about a gradual process o strategically reallocating resources, funding and responsibility away from police and toward community based models of safety, support and prevention. The people who respond to crises in our community should be people who are best equipped to deal with those crisis. 
insanely buff guy on couch with laptop:
Friend I want to echo that last statement and dig down a little further. Crime isn't random. Most off the time, it happens when someone has been unable to meet their basic needs through other means. By shifting money away from police and toward services that actually meet those needs, we'll be able to get to a place where we won't need to rob banks. 

jacked dude in gray tee shirt at a desktop pc: 
Couldn't have said it better myself, King! This is bigger than just police brutality; it's about how the prison industrial complex, the drug war, immigration law and the web of policy, law and culture that forms our criminal justice system has destroyed millions o lives, and torn apart families. Cops don't prevent crime, they cause it, through ongoing violent disruption of our communities.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I will not support a primary challenge against Chuck Tingle.
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Tofu
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
New phone means time to take 100 silly photos of my cats
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
@nspband.bsky.social plumbing
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Two idiots.
A lynx point Siamese cat laying on his back looking at the camera A calico/tortie cat laying on her back looking at the camera
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I cast some bones about this and the spirits said ure gay
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers
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✧ GLASS ✧ @glassguillotine.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
just in case anyone hasnt said this you can be against censorship while also having boundaries. all those people that make you uncomfortable, you are more than welcome to not want to be around them but you should still advocate for their right to create those things that make you uncomfortable.
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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I love being trans and queer. every gender exploration and transition is a miraculous statement in favor of infinite human possibility. ok I love you bye
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Add me on PoGo Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 283301254272! #pokemongo #gencon
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I just ordered my copy from my favorite local bookstore, it’s going to take a few weeks to come in but I’m so excited!!
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“yeah, what happened?!”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
A very real fear I live with every time I use a public restroom. In a McDonald’s recently I had a guy walk out of the restroom and check the sign in the door and was like “I’m in the right one” Yeah we both are buddy now mind your business.
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook 

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. 
Brooke replied to this picture of his penis.
Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day.

Him: Nice
Did you like what you saw
I can send you more

Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest.

Him: Why?

Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped.

Him: How old are you

Brooke: 36Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior pictureHim: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
dude who takes so much ketamine he can't hold his pee: I'm going to live forever
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Since today’s episode of #MBMBaM is this live show I’ll just repost it from FOUR DAYS AGO?? the devil works fast but MBMBaM editors work faster
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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 30/05/2025
a story in two pictures
Ify has a conversation about being slut shamed jokingly by Rekha on Smartypants and Rekha points out the time when Ify was in the writer's room - ass up! The quoted post shows Ify on a ball - ass up! Ify has a conversation about being slut shamed jokingly by Rekha on Smartypants and Rekha points out the time when Ify was in the writer's room - ass up! The quoted post shows Ify on a ball - ass up!
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
“My pants are dry and my conscious is clear” #mbmbamlive
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Danny (he/they) @divebarcryptid.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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