Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 3hAre you prepared? Emergencies aren't always big. Sometimes you dig into your emergency kit when you get to the office & realize you're wearing slippers! 😱 Glad I keep spare shoes in my car, even if I have to wear hiking boots all day. Being prepared serves us every day, not just our worst days. 130
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 21hMe on Facebook today: Hey y'all, got some bad news... 😔 I'm getting divorce--OH SHIT DID YOU FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE??? 2160
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 22hIf you felt this earthquake, submit a report: zpr.io/UA6upKKXB4C3 Also, a reminder that we are practicing for earthquakes at 10:15am, Oct: 15 for the Great ShakeOut Earthquake and Tsunami Drill! Shakeout.org/washingtonzpr.ioThe Earthquake Event Page application supports most recent browsers, view supported browsers. Or, try our Real-time Notifications, Feeds, and Web Services. 02315
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 23hThe City of Westport is breaking ground on a new tsunami vertical evacuation tower. Join us for a groundbreaking ceremony at 10 a.m., Saturday, Oct. 3 in Westport. This will be the third tsunami vertical evacuation structure on the Washington coast. Full details: mil.wa.gov/news/westpor...mil.wa.govWestport breaks ground on tsunami vertical evacuation tower 37725
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 29/09/2026#OTD 9/29/2009: A tsunami killed 192, brought destruction to the Kermadec-Tonga Subduction Zone in the south Pacific. This event sent a tsunami towards American Samoa, Samoa and the Tonga Islands. Learn about our state's tsunami risk reduction efforts at mil.wa.gov/tsunami 164
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I visited friends this weekend and my wife took the opportunity to completely move out of the house without telling me. 🤷 I only knew about it because the doorbell camera caught it. Like... I just... okay. Bye, I guess? 9100
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nothing gets me foaming-at-the-mouth mad like people saying AI is inevitable or that we're already fucked because of it. It's not inevitable! We can fight it! You can literally just not use it! AAAHHHH. 1100
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw some COOL MUSHROOMS today. #FungiFriends 🍄 1465
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryJoe Auerbach @joeauerbach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 This is the best show in the aquarium. Millions of years of evolution and these guys could not give less of a shit about us. There's one thing they want to do in life and they're doing it. It's fantastic. 054
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me packing for a 3-day trip during which I will never be out of Wi-Fi range: Okay, so 2 Kindle books downloaded for the flight there, and a paperback packed in case my phone battery dies, and also a charging cord to charge on the plane... Do I need another physical book just in case? Or maybe 3? 3120
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 24/09/2026Neighbors are the first responders of a major disaster. Despite how cute and fluffy their pets may be, they won’t be the ones able to help you when you may need it most. For National Preparedness Month, we want to encourage you to get to know your neighbors and work on preparedness together! 1164
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I regret to announce that my brain's newest test for judging whether I'm currently dreaming is just asking "is my wife talking to me?" followed by "is my wife being nice to me?" and if the answers to both are yes then I'm definitely dreaming. It's like the Inception test but faster. 060
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Woke up to BlueSky talking about my college hyperfixation! Fun fact, I basically got an entire history BA because I found Japan's WWII biological warfare research program so interesting that I just kept taking history classes. .....I'm normal, I promise. 270
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026An observation based solely on personal opinion... The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003): Not good, and always worse than you remember it being. Van Helsing (2004): Not good, but always better than you remember it being. 170
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryStephanie @blooming-burbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Frog on dahlia. 33610
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'll be at this event! Come say hello! 160
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Could almost forgive my wife for leaving me, but never for leaving THEM. 🥺 #CatsOfBluesky #pets 1110
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So the answer to "during his time on earth, did Jesus ever see an armadillo?" is: "the armadillo is nocturnal so it really all depends on what time of day it was when the Devil got round to showing him the Americas." 4897064
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryMichael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The argument against AI should always start with the THEFT of creative labor the technology was built on. The intent was CRIMINAL. CEOs should be facing charges, not class action lawsuits. The devastation these companies continue to inflict on creative communities demands accountability. 8629203
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Pets are important bc you need something in your life you can say obsessively loving things to, like "I love you so much it hurts" and "You're not allowed to ever ever die" and "I would burn the whole world down for you." Humans tend to react badly to these sorts of things. Cats just expect them. 2465
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcherySunshine Smebdy @sunshinesmebdy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Moon enters Scorpio: You are allowed to become more selective about what deserves your emotional energy. 153
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 13/09/2026It’s a beautiful day to practice Drop, Cover and Hold On, walk your tsunami evacuation route and help your community get prepared! Won’t you be our neighbor and register for ShakeOut today at ShakeOut.org/Washington? ❤️ Yes, we're Mr. Rogers fans. #shakeout #wawx 1239
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So... just so I understand where we are politically right now... If I'm a Democrat, I can say a bunch of transphobic shit and then people will just *wink wink* it away under the excuse that I'm only lying about being a bigot to get elected? 🤔 Am I allowed to do that about other minorities too? 1110
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You know, when you think about it, Lake Placid is basically a Hallmark Channel movie. Uptight big city gal goes to a small town in the middle of nowhere after getting dumped and unexpectedly falls in love with the handsome, down-to-earth local game warden. It's really a love story at its heart. 150
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryDr. Samantha Montano @samlmontano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You cannot understand emergency management today without understanding how the Bush administration & Congress took advantage of the post-9/11 shock to create the homeland security apparatus. 18933
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 10/09/2026The Great Washington ShakeOut earthquake and tsunami drill is 10:15am, Oct. 15! If you haven’t registered yet, please do so! www.shakeout.org/washington/shakeout.orgThe Great Washington ShakeOutGreat ShakeOut Earthquake Drills help people in homes, schools, and organizations worldwide improve preparedness and practice how to be safe during earthquakes. Register to participate in your state o... 0138
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I would follow this man backward into hell. 110
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Being on the apps isn't working. Time to drive slowly through Gig Harbor while blasting Manalan Mailla from the Control: Resonant trailer with the windows down until I find my soulmate. 190
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My wife told me she wants a divorce. That's a factual statement, not, like, the beginning of a joke or anything. So that's a thing that's happening. But hey! If you've secretly been crushing on me, now's your chance I guess. 🤷 Anyway, here's Wonderwall. 8110
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Does Nearer My God to Thee hit as hard if you're not a Titanic kid? Cause that shit fuckin *wrecks* me in literally any context but I can't tell if that's because I've been primed my entire life to hear it and think about death and sacrifice. ...yes, I did just watch Midnight Mass, why do you ask? 050
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I came here to see how many people would reply/quote with a gif of Francis Dolarhyde eating the painting The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed With the Sun and I was not disappointed. 080
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This bitch right here, y'all. One of my favorite villains/anti-heroes of all time (and illustrated by the great @michaelwhelan.bsky.social!) If you haven't read The Coldfire Trilogy by CS Friedman, you gotta jump on it. Geologically-based magic system, hostile planet, and bitchiest villain ever. 030
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How I sleep knowing I just deleted all the emails in my human's work inbox. 3180
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryMichael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026TIME AND TIDE (2009) Oil - 24” x 18” This painting started out to be just a morning exercise, kind of a companion idea to TIME'S PASSING. 1/2 #art 8543118
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There is someone in my life right now who needs to hear this. 060
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Rewatching Parks and Rec and realized the "book about old boats" Ron reads during the harvest festival is one of Patrick O'Brian's Aubreyad books. 🥺 He really is my dad. 1100
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryInspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 6409115
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026At a friend's birthday party: Wow, seems like a bit of an echo chamber here. :/ Did you even consider inviting people who fucking hate you? 070
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryRobert @scaletail.bsky.social · 17/08/2026'Crime is down, which is why I've secured more funding, even though the state cut spending elsewhere due to a budget deficit, to hire more police.' 063
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 15/08/2026This graphic shows wave arrival times from a modeled Alaska tsunami. Unlike a local tsunami, you won't feel the earthquake that generates a distant tsunami. It will take an estimated 3.5–4 hours to reach the outer coast, which gives you valuable time to take protective action. 12410
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryAlex M. Stein (Coldfootfilms) @alexmstein.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I don't want to single any one group or person out... but I've seen a ton of AI slop in the past week for causes I support. Please don't do that. If you or your group are using obvious AI slop, it makes me wonder what side you're really on. 0229
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I love munchie movies (movies where people get eaten by things), which are typically also action movies, but damn if my brain doesn't completely turn off when it hears long, noisy gunfire sequences. I get that they have to be loud to be realistic to the scene, but also, like, do they?? 190
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026 7815202
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 13/08/2026NEW Release from us and @wadnr.bsky.social: Statewide tsunami modeling for a tsunami originating from Alaska is now available. Learn the details here: washingtonstategeology.wordpress.com 25624
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What if.... hear me out.... we let people work disaster response remotely when they're coughing up a storm instead of coming in person to the EOC to get everyone else sick too? Do you think we could try that? Maybe? 3210
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Fun fact! There's a pretty compelling theory (imo) that this optical illusion was the reason the Titanic's crew couldn't see the iceberg until it was right on top of them. Fata Morgana can also make objects on the horizon "collapse" and disappear completely from view. 1112
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Disney is making a Warrior Cats animated series and I for one can't wait to see an animated version of the scene where the main villain kitty gets so completely KO'd by the new villain kitty that he bleeds out all of his nine lives at once. 040
Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I made a meme for the people who are blessed to know the pure, undying love of a sweet dumb boy cat. (Yes, that's mine.) #CatsOfBluesky #CatMemes 1253
Reposted by Elyssa Tappero | Waves and WitcheryWashington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 06/08/2026Do you know someone who is looking to help their community and is either retired, in college or has a flexible schedule? If so, they may make a great disaster reservist! mil.wa.gov/disaster-res... #wawildfire 22614