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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery

@disasterqueer.bsky.social
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In a toxic relationship with the Cascadia Subduction Zone. 🌋🌊 Emergency management professional in WA State with a focus on tsunamis. Polytheist pagan witch. Agender, asexual, queer AF. She/they. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Views are my own. onlyfragments.com

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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 20h
accomplishing absolutely nothing in my free time because my lap is this boy's ✨ favorite place ✨
A photo of a brown tabby cat sitting in someone's lap.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you're listening to @newsradiod.bsky.social on KGMI tomorrow and catch my ShakeOut interview, and during this interview happen to hear what sounds like a baby seagull in the background, it's because SOMEONE needed attention RIGHT THEN. #pets #CatsOfBlueSky
A photo of a very comfy looking tabby cat sitting in a cat bed under a desk covered with books. A close up photo of a very comfy looking tabby cat curled up in a cat bed. His eyes aren't entirely focused.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you prepared? Emergencies aren't always big. Sometimes you dig into your emergency kit when you get to the office & realize you're wearing slippers! 😱 Glad I keep spare shoes in my car, even if I have to wear hiking boots all day. Being prepared serves us every day, not just our worst days.
A photo of someone holding slippers in one hand next to a foot wearing hiking boots.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw some COOL MUSHROOMS today. #FungiFriends 🍄
The underside of an orange mushroom growing out of a knot in a tree. A cluster of orange mushrooms growing out of a seam in a tree. The underside of a birch polypore mushroom growing out of a broken tree snag.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Could almost forgive my wife for leaving me, but never for leaving THEM. 🥺 #CatsOfBluesky #pets
A photo of two cats sleeping in the sunlight of a window seat. One is a calico and the other a tabby. They are the most perfect creatures on earth.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How I sleep knowing I just deleted all the emails in my human's work inbox.
A photo of a sleeping calico cat who looks very satisfied with herself.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I made a meme for the people who are blessed to know the pure, undying love of a sweet dumb boy cat. (Yes, that's mine.) #CatsOfBluesky #CatMemes
A meme with a person pointing at the sky that says "if nobody got me, I know my boy cat got me, can I get an amen?" with a picture of a tabby cat pasted in the clouds.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I turned 38 years old today and put up a stuffed animal hammock in my bedroom. 😂
A blue net hammock of stuffed animals in the upper corner of a room.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am literally not capable of having too many statues of Bast. (Though in my defense, two of these are only on my desk because the living room is being painted.) #WitchSky #kemetic #pagan
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I just rediscovered this picture last weekend of my own tough biker dad playing seesaw on a piece of driftwood with a young me and one of my best friends.
A photo of a printed picture. It's of a man and two young girls using a large piece of driftwood and a rock on the beach as a seesaw.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Turning into your mom isn't as bad as it sounds if it just means you both have an evil villain laugh.
A text exchange between a mother and adult kid. Kid says "I just cackled at something and I sounded exactly like you." Mom replies "I cackle??" Kid replies "WE cackle". Mom says "at least I am in stellar company."
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The only challenge coins I care about:
A photo of three collectible coins from the Tenchi Muyo anime 10th anniversary featuring the characters Ryoko, Ayeka, and Sasami.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Can't believe I almost forgot to post my pride flag this month! 😱
A graphic showing the tsunami alert levels used in the United States: information statement, watch, advisory, and warning.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sound UP for baby demon "don't touch my spring!!" growls. #kittens #CatsOfBlueSky #pets #fosters
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My dreams last night:
A picture of the cereal box for Captain Crunch Oops All Berries with the word metaphors covering the word berries.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I don't know what's worse: that I was just dreaming about grant no cost extensions or that I was woken by the screams of a PEACOCK in our backyard.
A photo of a male peacock standing in someone's backyard taken through a window. It's just standing there like it lives there. It does not live there.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I forgot yesterday was #AgenderPrideDay! Shame on me. Here's a selfie of me in front of a pride flag wearing a cardigan with the trans flag colors and glasses with the nonbinary flag colors in compensation. Embracing my agender identity has been so freeing. We're a small group, but mighty! 🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤
A selfie of a 30s something nonbinary white person with a buzz cut standing in front of a pride flag while wearing a cardigan with the trans flag colors and glasses with the nonbinary flag colors.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
There she is! I finally got a chance to meet the 1700 Cascadia tsunami sand layer in person (along with several older tsunami layers). Felt a bit like meeting a celebrity, or maybe a god... a thrilling and chilling reminder of what came before and what will, inevitably, come for us again.
A close up photo of the side of the Niawiakum River's bank at low tide, revealing several feet of sediment. Among the different colored layers, keen eyes can spot thin bands of sand left behind by tsunamis which traveled up the river.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Guess who is going to look at tsunami sand deposits on the Washington coast on Monday and is determined to bring back a jar of sand from the 1700 Cascadia tsunami for their altar. 👀 Me it is meeeee.
A bathroom mirror selfie of a white non-binary person looking very uncomfortable in a pair of brand new waders. Like, they still have the tags on them.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
HOW DID A WORM GET UNDER OUR COUCH?? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN BUGS IN OUR HOUSE.
A photo of a very long earthworm stretched across a person's palms. If you look closely, you can see cat hair stuck to it because it was crawling across the living room carpet for some goddamn reason.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. Look at this TINY BABY SLUG. 🥺
A photo of the tiniest littlest itty bitty brown baby slug crawling on someone's thumb. It's like half a centimeter long or something, and it has the tiniest little antenna or whatever you call them. It's absolutely precious.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
IN! MY BED!!
A photo of a brown stink bug in the palm of someone's hand.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE ALL THE TIME.
A photo of someone's home office setup. You can see the edges of a computer monitor on one side of the photo and a laptop screen on the other side. Climbing the edge of the computer monitor is a brown stink bug for some goddamn reason. What is it doing. Where is it going. Why is it in my house. A close up photo of a brown stink bug climbing the edge of the computer monitor for some goddamn reason.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Speaking of AI being used to fake photos of interiors, I found this gem in an edition of the magazine House Beautiful recently:
A photo of a full page magazine ad showing two half open artsy doors leading into a mud room with a washer and dryer. It looks like a normal rich person room until you look closer at a framed photograph hanging above the washer and dryer. The photo inexplicably shows a woman with her entire head in a kitchen sink. She appears to be dead. A close up from the photo of a full page magazine ad showing two half open artsy doors leading into a mud room with a washer and dryer. It looks like a normal rich person room until you look closer at a framed photograph hanging above the washer and dryer. The photo inexplicably shows a woman with her entire head in a kitchen sink. She appears to be dead.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Our dog says trans rights are human rights. 😤🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
A photo with a blue house flying a progress pride flag in the background and a brown dog looking very regal in the foreground.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Shaved my head! I've been told I "look like a librarian that will help me battle a cursed book" and "like the evil bald lady from Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous" so I'm pretty happy with the results. 😎 #agender
A selfie photo of a 30s something white person with a shaved head and glasses smiling at the camera. They're standing in front of a tapestry of Hokusai's Great Wave painting.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@mountsthelens1980.bsky.social I keep forgetting to show you this meme I found in the wild:
A meme made up of two images. The top image is a photo of Mt St Helens before it erupted. Text says "unlike you snowflakes, I'm not so easily offended." The bottom photo is of Mt St Helens after its eruption. Text says "OMG! Non-binary people! Aahh!"
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account.
A photo of a giant skeleton walking through the woods at night.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Here's some good news for your timeline - our cat's heart murmur appears to have significantly reduced in size, and may be gone completely! #pets #CatsOfBluesky
A photo of the most perfect brown tabby cat sitting on an orange pillow.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Remember, kids, if you're at the coast and you feel ground shaking, run to high ground or Wavey will get you! 🌊👁️👄👁️🌊
A photo of a stack of round white stickers. The design is a smiling blue anthropomorphic wave circled by the text "when a tsunami happens, run to high ground!" The wave is a little creepy looking, and has shadows under its eyes like its high.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I give our dog, who can't be left alone, a hard time, when in reality a person has to be at our house at all times anyway because SOMEONE gets himself routinely stuck in closets. #pets #CatsOfBluesky
A photo of a brown tabby cat loafing in a window. White arrows are pointing at him to identify his guilt. He doesn't look guilty.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
No new pictures where are you at mentally
A photo of someone almost being run down by a skeleton riding a moped saying "beep beep you sad fuck." The caption overhead says "my depression coming to greet me unexpectedly on a decent day."
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Uh, DUH Pinterest, what do you think I'm trying to do? #depression #MentalHealth
A screenshot from the Pinterest app. The user typed "depression memes" in the search box and below it popped up an automatic box that says "if you're feeling sad or stressed, here are some resources that may help improve your mood"
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Obligatory holiday book haul photo, including Black Wave by @danielaldrich.bsky.social and Water Always Wins by @ericagies.bsky.social. 😎
A close up photo of a stack of books, including Underland by Robert McFarlane, Black Wave by Daniel Aldrich, Disaster Memorials and Monuments by Kjell Brataas, A Blueprint for Coastal Adaptation by Kouskey, Fleming, and Berger, Water Always Wins by Erica Gies, The Lives We Actually Have by Kate Bowler and Jessica Richie, and F C Lee's Avatar duologies.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Lotta bad stuff on the timeline, so here's my himbo cat posing on my tsunami bookshelf. #CatsOfBluesky #Pets #Pride
A photo of a brown tabby cat sitting on a line of vertically stacked books. Behind him hangs a progress pride flag.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
#LifeGoals
A photo of a panel from the manga A Man and His Cat with a word bubble that says "The called her a witch at first, but somewhere along the way she was promoted to demon King."
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I did the thing! And now it's over and I'm going to sleep for a million years.
A screenshot from a zoom meeting showing the a live view of the presenter on the left-hand side sitting before the Washington State legislature and their PowerPoint slides on the right-hand side.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Hey, at least tsunami is a more frequently used word than any of the swears. Though not by much. 😂💀
A screenshot from anisota.net's BlueSky wrapped feature showing a cluster of this users most used emojis. The largest ones are the crying, laughing, heart, and fire emojis. A screenshot from anisota.net's BlueSky wrapped feature showing a cluster of this users most used words. The largest are tsunami, state, and fuck.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Definitely a fairy rave going on under this guy. #FungiFriends 🍄
A photo of a brownish white field mushroom sticking up out of a thick layer of pine needles and pine cones. The sun coming through the foliage at the upper left corner of the photo has caused a lens flare that casts a rainbow onto one side of the mushroom, making it look like there's a secret party happening beneath it.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Therapist: pick your battles Me:
The opening screen text from the movie Master and Commander, which says April 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Actually, THIS is Francisco d'Anconia
A photo of a brown dog curled up on a couch.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
No more doomscrolling! Look at the king of our neighborhood. Rolls up out of the forest every autumn to pick up the ladies, then disappears again. He puts all the younger bucks around here to total shame. #nature #deer
A photo of a six point mule deer buck eating grass in a residential yard. He's thick af.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Thanks to @reportersteven.bsky.social, to whom I now owe a life debt, I finally have my grubby mitts on the new Master and Commander 4k ultra HD edition! 😍💖
A photo of the steel book dvd case of the movie Master and Commander.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
A trip to Long Beach, Washington obviously isn't complete without visiting my lifelong friend, Jake the Alligator Man! 🐊❤️ He lives at Marsh's Free Museum, one of our most foundational cultural institutions in the country.
A selfie taken in front of a glass display case. Inside is a small mummified creature that appears to be half man, half alligator.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I had the distinct pleasure to spend World #TsunamiDay in Long Beach, WA yesterday, including a VERY windy visit to North Head Lighthouse. I visited this light so often with my parents as a child and it features in my memorial tattoo for my father. It's always an honor to be in its presence!
A photo of the North Head lighthouse in southern Washington State. A paved path leads to the lighthouse; to the left is three Pacific Ocean. Overhead tall clouds build in a cold blue sky.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Anacostia motherfucking Quartermaine
Demetria McKinney as Anacostia Quartermaine from Motherland Fort Salem.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
This guy looked unfortunate for... several reasons. #FungiFriends 🍄
A photo of a bolete mushroom taken from the side. It's completely white from a bolete mold, and also looks like a sadly squished penis.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
More amanitas because they are my 💖 favorites 💖 and I usually never see them! #FungiFriends 🍄
A photo taken from above of a small round amanita mushroom. It's a bright red color, and covered in white crackling that is slowly breaking apart into its characteristic white spots. A photo taken from the side of a small round amanita mushroom. It's a pale orange red color, and covered in white crackling that is slowly breaking apart into its characteristic white spots.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
#FungiFriends 🍄 I would live under this mushroom if I could.
A photo taken from the side of a large flat amanita mushroom rising up out of the leaf litter. Its a pale orange yellow color and covered in big chunky white spots.
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Elyssa Tappero | Waves and Witchery @disasterqueer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Spots!! #FungiFriends 🍄
A photo taken from slightly above of a large flat amanita mushroom. Its an orangy red color, and covered in big chunky white spots. A photo taken from above of a large flat amanita mushroom. Its a pale orange yellow color, and covered in big chunky white spots that converge into an unbroken shell in the center.
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