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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 10h

Waiting for the outcome of the City stuff, naturally, but can’t wait for the same thing to happen to PSG

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10h

YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“I shot the deputy, but I didn’t shoot the sheriff” is a much stronger defence.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Americans will meltdown over beans on toast, then gleefully inhale a cup o’ ham

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I still immediately think of brown sauce, it’s buried too deep in my mind to be supplanted.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Look at this The Day Today-ass headline

The heads tonight: Man barely able to walk after wife’s computer error

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just seen one of the actors from Limmy’s Show on an advert for funeral services

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just been flu jabbed, I feel more suggestive already.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Þy pisse is þi colour of Toilete Ducke once ageyn. Þi mushye peas þy had for tea are to blayme for this terryble affliction.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Journalists, please stop adding the suffix “flation” any word. Thank you.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just went to see the Ian Curtis play. Thought it was all right. Bit too much “in’t Manchester brilliant” though

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Manchester’s a lot like London, except all the souvenir shops sell tat with “I ❤️ MCR”

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When Trump talks about his big arch, this is what he’s referring to

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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned this today

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Imagine this: an American doing an impression of an American doing an impression of a bit they misremembered from Monty Python

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I really like Swan Boy, but my interest tanks whenever Bobby and Chippy pop up. I’ll never understand why Americans think we sound like that.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

god this is good

flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine.

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Been a long time since Danny Boyle made a good film

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have never described anything as Eldritch, nor do I intend to.

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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

honestly every single day my 'we need a separate internet for americans' theory gets exponentially stronger

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

IF YOU HAVE A IPHONE 17 PRO MAX YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT NOW NICE PHONE GRANDPA, YOU OLD ASS BITCH #AppleEvent #apple #iphone #toilet #vomit #nike #starbucks #bbc #aids #windows11

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Very glad to have a bus driver for whom there are only amber and green lights, liberated of the superstition of mere road users

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

AI poster for dog-friendly pub. “We welcome fury friends”

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The BBC is one of our few remaining public institutions of any value, diminished as it is. Yes, BBC News is partisan bullshit, but have a listen to any one of the BBC’s late night radio phone-in shows and tell me they’re not providing a genuine public service.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

All I can say is good for Noel. He finally got it wet

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Old woman at Leicester Glenfield Hospital who looks exactly like Corey Feldman

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Walking past someone having a Teams meeting, then hearing the echo of the same person in the next room. Oo remembers people?

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Henry C must be a fucking nuisance

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A lot of men in Leicester going for the ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ look.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was one of those people who was a byword for fame, someone everyone knew, even if they didn’t listen to her music - which is great, by the way - and who knew how to be famous. Elton John might be the only one left.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One thing I hate about the American vernacular the Youtubers use, is when they say “inside of” when they mean “in”.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Disrespect is such a nonsense concept, like common sense or British values. Everyone has their own idea of what it means.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Judging by the comments, there are people who treat a 114-year-old disaster with utmost seriousness. Who are they upset on behalf of, exactly?

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Getting increasingly annoyed by the pundits thinking Manchester City will be champions or runners up this season. That era is over, it’s the beginning of the Enzo.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My favourite part of the Canterbury Tales

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Amazing how British newspaper columnists are so opposed to lazy, stupid people stealing a living. Then again, I suppose I’d hate someone muscling in on my racket.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Richard Tice drinking litre upon litre of English wine, but refusing to piss because he believes pissing is arrogant.

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Man of Aran @dirtyburton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Imagine a world where an American poster doesn’t turn an unrelated thread into a rant about US politics

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