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Vile Shlomo

@dirtchairman.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of exotic firepower

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Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 5h
Is a vampire capable of giving a standard blowjob or will it always bite the penis
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 5h
Found a seller on gunbroker that seems to sell a bunch of handguns chambered in odd calibers and they have a 1911 in 9mm steyr
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 8h
Burned my taste buds again award
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 8h
They don't want victory, they don't want power,

They want to [copy of the image, nested recursively]
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 15h
Woke up feeling like my brain was vacuum-sealed
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First, don't fuck with me.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 23h
And second, I want some fresh coffee.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro this shit will turn God Mode on
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Bitsy Ipswich @finduilas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah that's blood mountain. it's a mountain made from the corpses of my slaves. it's going to span the entire north american continent by next year
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/Us13cYud7lM?...
youtu.be
Blood Eagles Carved On The Backs Of Innocents
YouTube video by Anaal Nathrakh - Topic
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to decide if I'd rather have a P38 gray ghost or a P5
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨 Hot MILFs have breached your security cordon 🚨
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every day we get closer to god's light, as will be revealed to all in the form of the amphetamine vending machine ,
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Seeing a bunch of people getting crucified or blood eagled* "Chewsday, innit?"
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a dream that I got into a road rage fiasco with some dickhead driving a white Ford truck or suv and he ending up pissing off everyone else on the road so much that about 5 other drivers rammed him off of an overpass like a gta npc
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mildly annoyed that I can't find a certain post because every search engine is garbage now
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love Brazil, but I can't deny that it's like if the phrase "first as tragedy, second as farce" was the founding principle of the entire country
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just got an adult on YouTube for reversing a video like 40 seconds
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Smart watch is on the fritz so we're rocking the Casio today
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After 80 you should be required to take amphetamines to keep your driver's license
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The rugrats episode with the skeleton
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is this shit?
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Montage of union soldiers demolishing Atlanta w/ grindcore soundtrack
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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grundy yoldaş 🇵🇸 @2ez2dance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You gotta read this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_F...
en.wikipedia.org
Ernst Frey - Wikipedia
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Bitsy Ipswich @finduilas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Evil Sexy Temptress: Might I... tempt you, with some delights?
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Regular Show ass plot device
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Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Photo of a cyber truck being texted with the message I feel like Batman or halo
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There should be a 0.01% dice roll chance of you instantly dropping dead every time you masturbate
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let me suffer some harsh consequences real quick
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Darth Sidious voice: let the coffee innervate your bowels
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hobart scariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're not actively trying to kill me then wtf is wrong with you
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything wrong with the world is ultimately due to stupidity or moral failure. Also, stupidity and moral failure are basically the same thing.
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I should walk into busy roads without looking more often
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grilling a Minecraft salmon and drinking a rectangular prismatic beer
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't get out of bed without listening to audible media
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A new document is available in your MyFruitlessLabors account.
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
10 commandment speed God-O-Matic transmission
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Star wars is fantasy and Harry Potter is sci-fi
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Buddy Hackett Waving in Herbie the Love Bug
ALT: Buddy Hackett Waving in Herbie the Love Bug
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucked up that the nazis made some really cool camo patterns
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't stop eating manchego
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick, I'm very disappointed.
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Oswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey's fanatical defense of pedophiles and rapists is 100% an effort to demonstrate his usefulness to the elite rapists he wishes to be a sort of Renfield for. The revelation of Epstein and a global empire of rape activated a part of the brain found in the most abject and fawning slaves
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lady emerges from the enchanted lake with an ethereal aura, levitating towards me with a heavenly ambience. She hands me an M16 and a bandoleer of ammo, and tells me to annihilate fucking everyone and go out in a blaze of glory
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Vile Shlomo @dirtchairman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I AM A PISS FACTORY
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