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Gavin Gruesome

@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
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Temporarily embarrassed holy fool Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R) Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick. Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner (He/him)

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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This photo shows mostly corrosion at the base of the light, and a dark ring on the pavement bricks around the base. Hate to question a good story, but looks like a low point where rainwater (ok, and some amount of dog pee) was pooling every time it got wet.
A close-up of the base of the toppled streetlight. The metal base is tipped over, exposing the wiring within. The part of the base still attached to the ground is rusted in a near-horizontal line around the breakage point. The break point is also a neat horizontal line. Above the base, tbere is some patchy corrosion, but nothing even close to the thorough corrosion of the light's base. The ground around the light is paved with bricks. The area surrounding the light base is full of dirt, presumably deposited as water (ok, and some dog pee) pooled there. This area of ground is also stained dark from frequently being wetted.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait now,
It's a white kid with a backwards white baseball cap wearing a tank topthat says, "SATIRE REQUIRES A CLARITY OF PURPOSE AND TARGET LEST IT BE MISTAKEN FOR AND CONTRIBUTE TO THAT WHICH IT INTENDS TO CRITICIZE"

He is pointing at the camera with one hand, in a "talking with your hands" sort of way
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In anticipation of the inevitable detachment, deletion, or block:
A screenshot of the undisturbed parent requote post. The quoted post says,

"Roger (6'5") @iamtherog.... • 20s
Yeah man I spent 13 years of my life touring the country. I've been in places in this nation that you haven't even seen on a map. I've met people in cities of 15m and towns of 1500.
I've been to suburban and rural Europe and slept on floors there. I know more about this than you do.
Eat shit.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's the meat, on the right in a cast-iron skillet on a kitchen table. It doesn't look great so I'll skip a detailed description . To the left is a bowl with marinated and roasted pineapple chunks.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sometimes, instead of the spam being the same ol' same ol', you unlock a legendary or a shiny or whatever
A screenshot of a sponsored message in the gmail app. The avatar is some sort of seal or trophy in shiny brassy metal color with a wood tone base that says "TOP 5."

The text reads:

"5
TOP
Sponsored • Magnesium News
Good Vs Bad Magnesium Here
The only magnesium form that reache...
•.."
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You want funny? This is funny
It's a logo generated using the NASCAR logo generator. Against a black background, white letters where "NASCAR" normally would appear spell "CRAPTDRAWR". To the left of the letters, going from right to left, is a blue rectangle, two narrower red rectangles, and two still narrower yellow rectangles. All are the height of the "CRAPTDRAWRS" text. A second line bears, also in white capital letters, a subheading: "SHITN YOUR PANTS IS FUN"
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Hey so did I ever tell you our payment processor is set up to accept Japanese food now? Yeah, you name it, katsu, yakiniku, sashimi, katsu...
An image of a Shetland sheepdog (tricolor,
Irish fur pattern, fully pricked ears) sitting on a hardwood floor while looking expectantly up towards a hand holding a plate with a fried pork chop breaded with panko, katsu-style.

He's got the eyes. The Puppy Mode eyes. You know what I mean by that, reader,
He is ready to go full Sheltie mode with the barking and so on.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One thing i do not feel conflicted about on the fourth is enjoying delicious bbq
This year's spread for dinner on the fourth. We've got plates in a sort of diamond arrangement: to the right, some lightly blanched broccoli, at top, a bowl of scratch-made french fries (Kenji Lopez-Alt's recipe but with canola subbed for peanut oil), to the left, a bowl of watermelon cubes, and finally, at bottom, closest to the camera, some baby back ribs with a Memphis-style rub (Steven Raichlen's recipe).
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For the 4th feast, I'm smoking some ribs. Using Stephen Raichlen's Memphis Rub recipe, with some small tweaks and substitutions like using a different chili powder.
A plastic jar of ted chile powder with a white label with red label trim and a red lid. The label features ab image of some bright red chiles right in front of a black-and-white line drawing of a home or other building built in a traditional Korean style. The trademarks in the upper corners of the label feature words in Korean written in Hangul (I can't read it). The handwritten Korean-language main label is in Hangul, as well. In English in smaller font in the corner, 

"Fine red pepper powder
Spice up your flavor!

(Small font)red pepper had lots of carotenoids, VitaminA and VitaminC

Net Wt. 7oz (200g)"
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Czechia:
Screenshot of a classic tweet of @mikefossey that reads:

"Check this shit out motherfucker [| slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]"
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mostly, I'm critical of people locking down interactions on their skeets, but there are a few accounts, like Jon Bois, that are doing wonderful things with this feature:
A skeet from Jon Bois that I had to screenshot to post with commentary because of the aforementioned reposting and engagement restrictions. It reads:

"Jon Bois v@jonbois.bsky.social • 1h

I'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You wanna see the mind of the ass? Ill show you the life of the ass
John Goodman in character in the finale of the film Barton Fink. Goodman's character is dressed in a suit and tie and has just kicked open the door to an SRO/flophouse room while flames crackle around him.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Too bad I don’t still have the 45 with this cover art
A picture of the 7” vinyl single of 80s/90s punkers Bad Religion’s “American Jesus.” The record itself looks pretty much like other 45s. The cover art includes an American flag pattern as backdrop, in front of which “American Jesus” stands along with two nearly naked women fawning over him, who are wearing only the head covering from a Catholic nun’s habit. Big Jeeze himself has some big steroidy arms and a pot-belly. He is white and has long, he-man style hair. Instead of a crown of thorns, he has a crown of barbed wire. AJ is flexing to show off his right bicep.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A statue of the iconic Big Boy hamburger diner restaurant chain’s mascot. The statue foregrounds a Frisch’s* Big Boy restaurant along a nondescript Midwestern avenue. The Big Boy mascot is a chubby big headed boy of maybe ten or eleven who resembles JD more than just a little. Here, as always, he wears his paper diner cook hat and red-and-white checkered overalls. He kneels towards you, and presents you with a giant burger on a tray.

*(As one of the earliest restaurant chains to experiment with franchising, Big Boy lacked the standardization of later chains like McDonald’s. The restaurants were mostly owned by a number of regional subfranchises that all used the Big Boy brand but at times were direct competitors. Things like menus and recipes, let alone pricing, varied greatly. Some of the Biggest Baby Big Boys, like Shoney’s, eventually budded off as independent entities. Many of these regional Big Boy subchains are no longer extant and the name is all but forgotten in some parts of the country.

Frisch’s is one of the few remaining Baby Big Boyses that still does a brisk business, and its fiefdom just so happens to be JD’s native southwestern Ohio.)
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I got bad news
It’s a screen capture of the OP appearing in my discover feed
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Who could have guessed that this wasn’t a stable status quo?
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
In case there be any doubt
It is a coaster with a pigeon and a geometric pattern woodburned into it along with the text “SALUTE TO THE PIEGON [sic] 2026” [sic]
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Just some parenting chats
(An iMessage exchange)

Blue: I said that it was like his grandparents knowing where they were when they heard about Kennedy and that's why he might get asked
Grey: Not the shrunken one
Blue: And so I was telling him about what l was doing when I heard
Blue: And he's like don't you mean nine eleven
Blue: And I'm like. I Bernie max died mag e you got confused because he was in Oceans aelecek
Delivered
Grey: Yeah I am confused about what u are saying right now
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“NEEDS
HORSE:
::
70
0001”

It’s an image I started trying to edit of the gauntlet food and “warrior needs food bald” but I got tired of fighting with the image editor and just posted whatever I cralked out instead
Of
Going a thorough job and finishing the job
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Coping with the collapse of society by cooking really unhealthy but tasty food, in this case, scratch chicken nuggets. Texture came out nicely this time, I am getting better at this.
 Plate of fried chicken drying out on a paper towel. The individual pieces are nuggets/tendies of breast meat. They are golden brown and taste p nice.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
That one fig tree in the Bible is back, and this time it’s personal
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail from BBC News. The title reads, 

“Extinct tree from the time of Jesus rises from the dead in Israel - BB...
BBC Global • 11M views • 4 years ago”

The thumbnail is an overhead aerial (drone? it’s low altitude) shot of an arid scene, in which a palm tree is visible and the roof of a hut or palapa or yurt or something like that.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The meme of a boyfriend and girlfriend lying in bed. She wonders what is thinking (he is thinking “heh, “”Magearna fig”””)
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
With red lines to emphasize location of the straight, vertical lines
The original image, to which two straight, red lines have been added adjacent to the vertical lines in the image.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Oh hey this image I made back on Twitter coming in handy again
The cover of the book “How to Lie with Statistics” but the author’s name has been clumsily blotted out and replaced with the name “John Pfaff”.

The cover is a blue book with an oval depicting a man in an apron sweeping junk under a rug. A red banner at the bottom states, “Over Half a Million Copies Sold! An Honest to Goodness Bestseller!”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
In case I get detached, I was replying to this
A screenshot of a tweet from Senator Amy Klobucbar. The text reads:

Amy Klobuchar
@amyklobuchar.com

The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where's the same focus on lowering costs?
Jan 7, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Classic meme format with photo of Disney Winnie the Pooh in his red shirt, top left, and Pooh in a tuxedo smiling smugly while making smug eyebrows, bottom left.

To the right of redshirt Pooh is text that reads,

“Going to clown college”

To the right of smug tuxedo Pooh, the text says,

“Attending Fuilliard”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Please be serious
A screen capture of Wikipedia text:

“Rzeznik uses a non-standard guitar tuning of BDDDDD, with the lowest string tuned to B and every other string tuned to D in different octaves. [14]”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A cartoon TV screen displaying the title screen of show-within-a-show “Sick, sad world” from the tv show Daria.

The title screen shows a bloodshot eye centered in a pattern of concentric circles in alternating light and dark green. The words “SICK, SAD WORLD” are written in all capital red bubble letters, and the first two words have rivulets of blood dripping from the bottoms of the letters.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
With alt
A billboard for McDonald’s advertising the, uh, “Mint Ogre-load” McFlurry as a Shrek promotion. To the left, the McFlurry is pictured. In the bottom right, cartoon ogre Shrek appears. The caption is top center and McDonald’s and Shrek 3D logos appear beneath.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Original post with alt
A screenshot of text. The text reads:

“But many owners say they are reliant on big cars.
Matt Mansell, a father of three based in Guildford, runs a technology company, as well as a property development business, and says he needs his Land Rover Defender 110 for ferrying around clients and children.
"I need to have enough space to put children in, with all of their kit - also, you can fit a door or a three-foot length of pipe in it," he says.
"It's very much a utility vehicle, but it's presentable."
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A photo of US conservative media personality leaving Home Depot with one (1) three-foot long board that has been put into a plastic shopping bag too small to fit it. To the right is a detailed view of the piece of wood, but none of the details are all that interesting.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Why do all these foreign proxies keep giving me blowbacks
A headshot of a white man with a mustache wearing a flannel shirt and a blue baseball cap. It also happens to be the headshot from classic The Onion article, “Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The chicken:
It’s Chicken Boo from Animaniacs wearing a karate gi with a black belt and matching headband.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A photo of Binyamin Appelbaum, interviewing “Mayor” Pete Buttigieg, and about to say to Mayor Pete that, "You worked for a company that was fixing bread prices."
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Three scientists in lab coats are sitting near the edge of a tank with dolphins. The first is operating a reel to reel tape recorder, while the second is writing in chalk on a blackboard behind the tank, and the last one is taking notes.Two dolphins look on from the water. Caption, “Matthews… we're getting another one of those strange 'aw: blah es span yol’ sounds."

Written on the blackboard:
“Kay pas-uh” (13 tally marks)
“aw blah es span yol” (8 tally marks)
“be-in fayo” (12 tally marks)
“bwayno dee-us” (5 tally marks)
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sometimes you have a pump king and some sort of autumn squash and a huge fucking sweet potato and you just turn it all into a shitload of soup
It’s a pot of soup. It’s brown and chunky and I guess it doesn’t look that great but it smells good and tastes good I promise
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The hour of the biscuit is upon us (kids home from school today)
It’s a biscuit. There’s some pepperoni peeking out from inside, and the top half has broken in one spot.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
(In the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo)

“Milkshake Ducking Oyster Farmer”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Yeah going the way of Sinclair media
The Sinclair Oil logo with the dinosaur on it.

A kind of distorted shield crest outline in green surrounds the word “Sinclair” in large red sans serif font, and a brontosaurus in the same green as the shield is centered below the name.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Tag yourself I’m “youtub”
Picture of a t shirt with a whole bunch of disjointed text. Read in the proper order, it sort of makes a sentence. Raw pasting the shirt text that the text reader grabbed in order to convey the disjointedness:

Hey, MOM, you dont GET my LIFE
OK???
I mean... HELL O
Yes, I am The WEBl DUH
Im taking....
TWITER
INSAGRAM FREINDBOOK...
YOUTUB
CLOUT
TUMBER
SO... Next time IM late for DINNER or some thing
ont GET MAD..
Just becIs are JEALOUS
of my LIFE STYLE! im just UNQUE and RANDOM!!!
You do'tn Understand HOW
Nie wORKS. so Just leave me ALONE (:
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
No they’re just going to Nate Silvers poker night later
Dogs playing poker
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Wheel? Yes. Yoke? Nope.
The image from the original post, now with alt text!

News headline in a webpage format. The text reads:

• 2h ago
Brett James, songwriter of 'Jesus, Take The Wheel,' confirmed dead in plane crash
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If only
Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers with a horrified look on his face. The scene he imagines is a sunny day with a rainbow in the sky and people of all races and dressed in a variety of ethnic costumes holding hands and dancing.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Roast Beef Katzenzakis from Chris Onstad comic strip Achewood going,

“Oh, hee hee hee!
Hee hee!
Oh, hee hee hee!”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
,
A still of the scene from the film “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” where the character played by Richard Dreyfuss is sitting at a dining table at mealtime and has just fashioned his mashed potatoes into the shape of Devil’s Tower. Across the top in impact font is written the line Dreyfuss says, “This is important. This means something.”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Opening screen from the classic Data East beatemup game Bad Dudes. One of the titular bad dudes is in the bottom right corner with a blond flattop and aviators. The rest of the screen is a green backdrop, with the normal game text replaced with,

“THE BOSS HAS BEEN
DISAPPOINTED BY APPLICANTS
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE
TO LIE AND TELL THE BOSS
MHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR?”
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
After hearing about the second incident I just keep replaying in my head this one Simpsons joke about making their Alexa talk like Dennis Miller
A still from The Simpsons. Marge is wagging her finger and correcting Lisa, who looks back at her mother, eyes narrowed in apparent annoyance. The captions read:

(LISA):Isn’t that the voice that caused all those suicides?
(MARGE): *MURDER*-suicides.
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Gavin Gruesome @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I kind of like the Takis Fries
The Norman Rockwell painting of a guy in work clothes standing up to speak at a town hall meeting amidst a bunch of swells in suits and ties.
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