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Jug-hootin’ Oaf

@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
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Temporarily embarrassed holy fool Former Senior Pollster to Utah State Rep Jim Jomney (R) Love my nine large boys Jaden, Kayden, Raiden, Aidan, Hayden, Graydon, Ninjagayden, Binlayden, and Rick. Aspiring Future Switch 2 Owner (He/him)

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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 3h
HYOHH (Heil your own Hitler)
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah that's a guy who is into meth and Hitler, idk if in that order but theyre both cornerstones of how someone ends up looking like that and making that face
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h
Im imagining the spotted lanternflies rolling into busytown like sons of anarchy or something now
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h
🤡💩
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, a fun episode but not an all timer
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h
The walk, fml
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h
Other kids got yelled at for listening to the walk at all, but for me, it was for not being, idk, ummagumma or meddle or sth
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 4h
I remember being like five and getting told about how pink floyd sold out and the old stuff was better, though, old man is pretty orthodox wrt Floyd, all told
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 5h
He'll have to pry my annoyingly-expensive-for-what-it-is key fob from my cold, dead hands
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 5h
My dad likes the grateful dead - but almost exclusively the studio recordings
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 7h
Filing name change paperwork
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 8h
"The far left" ok off witb you youre getting on my nerves
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 8h
Please be specific
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h
Chicken seems much more common for corn dogs than uh loose hot dogs, there might be a functional reason? Then again the loose chicken dogs are cheapest
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h
Non-Euclidean strength training
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe he is a genius after all
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h
It's also tainted. Expensive tainted beef.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h
It's not called fucking hot dog helper, now is it
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h
It's cracking me up how many people think of this drawing when they see pictures of him
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 15h
Tolerant like Gavin Newsom? Foh
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 16h
Don't know why I clicked through to find out the incorrect facts, cherry-picked stats, and bad opinions keep on flowing in the follow-up posts
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 16h
Admittedly there could be several reasons they are talking like this but in all cases they are not to be trusted
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 17h
Sheer love of ethnostates seems to be the motivating factor in a lot of these cases
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 17h
But wait, get this: over time, dominance has moved between more than one group
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 17h
Nonspeaking part in the church pageant ass fit
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 17h
University president but a real, accredited one this time. It'll start out accredited, anyways
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18h
Just start talking about things you learned about US healthcare and insurance that shocked you and watch their mood lower
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18h
One thing about MAGA is they get off on hearing foreigners talk shit about america. Want to chill them to the bone? Express sincere concern for them and their country, genuine pity. It'll piss them off so much
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 18h
They also hired her to be the scapegoat, though, it's not their first rodeo
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooh ive got a few good ones for this, we'll see if they'll percolate into conscious memory or noflt
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not much but it's something
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The right person telling someone off at the right time gets results, some people can still be shamed
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reversing these changes cannot be achieved through the ordinary menu items. No, to achieve this task, the user must solve a sequence of riddles, each more fiendishly difficult than the preceding one.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smirking cohost: I believe it's "wag you"
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah i just laughed that it's doomsday and then its a picture of dr doom, and, after that, I kind of ran out of time I was willing to spend thinking about this, so i guess it'll remain mysterious to me
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idk but i doubt you will find many users willing to provide their id, even if it will not be intentionally made public
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go read the whole thread again, you seem to have missed some things
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People make death threats on facebook under their government name regularly. I feel for your predicament, but I'm not sure that a real name policy would even help with your problem.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just a thought! What you had to say was unobjectionable and it's unfortunate to have to be careful about how you say something unobjectionable. But you can save yourself a headache, BlueSky already has a reputation for angry replies from people who didn't read the whole post first.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As far as the reaction, it was def knee-jerk and over the top. A lot of ppl are sensitive + tense about claims regarding AI and water use on account of all the lies we got told. You did lead with a sentence that suggests yet another "debunking" of AI water use claims, a rather common genre of post.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Internet's got an endless supply of trolls. Might not be fair, but you gotta work around them because there'll still be internet trolls at the heat death of the universe.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you don't like responses like this, the correct approach is to block them, or mute them. Making yourself the main character of the day about it makes me wonder about your motives, as it is an extremely ineffective approach if the goal is to see fewer antagonistic and/or irrational responses.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No it doesn't! That would be swatting a fly with an icbm. This network offers excellent tools for curating your experience to avoid hearing from rude people and worse. If that feels like too much work, idk, maybe social media isn't for you?
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're batty
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like, I was trying to be charitable by responding as if this was about realism broadly speaking. If it's specifically realism in human behavior, that's an even dumber thing to say. But, whatever, no accounting for tastes, opinions are like assholes, etc, etc.
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, you think star wars has more verisimilitude in its portrayal of human behavior? Star wars?
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You uh got some curious standards for realism in scifi/fantasy
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TNG was the first Trek I got into, the one I grew up with (+to a lesser extent DS9). Happy anniversary to an all timer of a show and salutes to Trek, arguably the original fandom in many ways
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm surprised Kool-Aid Man himself doesn't burst through the wall to correct this factual error. Their reputation management and marketing teams should look into it
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Wife City Wife School Cliff Wifes
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