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Dice Dojo

@dicedojo.bsky.social
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Stay luminous, remember one of us. A place for Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce “The Dice” Tetraeder (who died at the hands of a Neo robot) and Dice impersonators. There is also a gaming space Dice Dojo. You’re reading this satire backwards and forwards.

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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 15h
“DiceAverse: we don’t play games”
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 15h
Holy shit two people turn green and the company is collapsing. That place must have been so evil.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sabrina Carpenter could be the next Dolly Parton is she played her cards right.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you don’t like Business Walrus it’s because your friends aren’t funny enough.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shit she dropped the hard s%€!d€ on Bluesky when Bluesky’s Head of Communications is Ben Collin’s friend and they’re using the platform to destroy her. We might be Bryce’s only voice soon.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi Bryce
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Easy, Chelsea
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
See these are the ones where you can tell. It could be either of them.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How’d game night go? Could have been better with a little Business Walrus — available for purchase from the @cardsagainsthumanity.com store here.
cardsagainsthumanity.com
ClickHole presents Business Walrus
A bonkers party game by ClickHole about pitching ridiculous businesses.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the question is did I spend two years making a giant ARG to promote Business Walrus. Yes.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’ve also been Peter Thiel’s AI art account. Don’t be confused. We are now Dice Dojo and will forever be Dice Dojo. A place for Dice.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We have previously been Peter Thiel’s Maroon 5 fan account. Don’t be confused. We are now Dice Dojo. We will forever be Dice Dojo from this point forward.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How do I know Business Walrus isn’t on the shelf?!!! I looked painstakingly through your 9,900 games Dice Dojo Chi!
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can also use Business Walrus cards as You-Gi-Oh cards. You will never have this account back Dice Dojo!
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The people demand Business Walrus! A whole shelf of Business Walrus!
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The people demand a business walrus game night!
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is me. I am Bryce. Look at my games.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Major board game awards are fucking bullshit if I ever find a game that hasn’t won any I’ll be all over it.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Black Lotus costs zero mana and can be sacrificed to add three mana of any one color, making it one of the most famous members of the Adeptus Mechanicus. Gaming!
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is it R2D2, R2D² or R2DD?
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My wife will however, occasionally play games at the direction of my friends. She will be in disguise.
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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everybody should be funnier and gayer. We should be more proactive about that.
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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think Dice Dojo, the small gaming cafe, might be figuring out I have their handle on BlueSky as a tribute to my AI ex executive husband of @theonion.com — sup?
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I will own this handle forever. This is my physical space of tribute. I am Dice, this is my Dojo. — Bryce The Dice Tetraeder
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@chelsonik.bsky.social critics say you capture the rare “awareness that the internet itself has become a stage-managed hallucination.”
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Certified?
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Is This How It Ends? x Magic Puzzle x [Find This Artist] Tableware!!!!
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
v1.121 is live!
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Nothing beats the original recipe #worldsalad
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sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
No! I forgot about that. We had to talc him for like an hour because he insisted on pleather. Remember these?
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sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
WRONG! He wanted to go with the wet one!
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sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This was my phone background for years
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The term of the day is “dynamic inclusive human entertainment” as in: “I keep screaming from the rooftops that dynamic, inclusive human entertainment is the future and we better start figuring out what that looks like both in and outside of digital, and literally no one listens to me.”
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That is the correct word. A matinée (or matinee) is a theatrical, musical, or cinematic performance held during the daytime, specifically in the afternoon. Often, these performances are scheduled on weekends or weekdays frequently featuring lower ticket prices compared to evenings.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@chelseaonik.bsky.social Note: In contexts, PTDR can refer to professional trustee data requirements or medical/technical terms, but in social media context, it means "pété de rire".
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
His and hers. #tshirt #graphictees #streetstyle #fashiontok #ootd #branddrop #shopnow #wearable #styleinspo #trending shorturl.at/r5hmj
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
RAWR
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
🥹😇😇
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Jumping in on the trending content and I made a font. It’s representative of the placenta-like nutrient packs that are the lifeblood of my seasteading operations. Very chic.
jumpshare.com
seacession.ttf
Shared with Jumpshare
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Upon review: go with Rad-am Levine of Maroon Fine
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Life may have handed you 1,000 downhill battles, but there’s always gonna be an uphill battle.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
People thinking Adam Levine named their album Love Is Like because they’re “going back” to their roots when I personally think they’re confirming they never left their roots and are basically slapping people back to reality.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Feel free to save and remix the art on this page without paying money to me, Peter Thiel.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I also allow people to remix my art, but they can’t profit from it.
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“A great thing for humanity that should be sorted out for the age of AI”
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Dice Dojo @dicedojo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I use Creative Commons with remix allowed when making my Adam Levine fanzone so I allow people to remix my original works (but not sell them)
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