sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 23hPet names? What are you mining for a password? If you must know Bryce called me Honey/Darling. Not either, “Honey Slash Darling” 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If I were a billionaire I’d take a $125k salary, fight tech fascism with most of it except for an endowment for Moo Deng’s safe and prosperous life (including any children she may have) plus a new facility and shuttle for Khao Kheow Open Zoo in Si Racha, Chonburi, Thailand. 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Has there been a single tech billionaire committed to using their fortune to combat other tech billionaire’s unchecked power? 200
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Co-Star uses AI to generate horoscopes that people then go LIVE THEIR LIVES BY 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 12/10/2026@bencollins.bsky.social having a party for wealth inequality while Jeff is counting his second billion. Don’t you ever want to really DO something. Jesus Ben. 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ben Hantoot if you become a bird you can redo this songsoundcloud.comOne Small Note.mp3Listen to One Small Note.mp3 by User 123944750 #np on #SoundCloud 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hey Jeff. If I ever get some money I will pay your taxes for the rest of my life if you let The Onion go tonight. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I know the laws are tricky, but if you were a billionaire would they let you pay other people’s taxes too? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What’s the lion king ride at Disney? The little mermaid has a show that I kind of remember 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh didn’t Quibi have a fantastic built in meme maker? Who has that? Could it be a team of creative technologists who aren’t evil? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Who the fuck has turnstyle and what are they going to do with it? Shame if something cool and perfect actually for once 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Time to regulate tech instead of enslaving civilization. Scoot over. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Jeff care to enlighten me? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You can't just "copy and paste" quantum data. The laws of physics dictate a strict "no-cloning theorem" 200
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Investigative entertainment reporting. Investigative media reporting. Investigative tech reporting. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What type of waves or frequencies would cause involuntary toe tapping and winking? Jeff is trying to tell me something, through physiology. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ben Collin’s company is paying Alex Jones $81,000 a month to use the Infowars name and branding. Nothing is worth this. Is the talent ok with this? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Onto The ClickHole Accord. I assume the energy billionaires have met with the banking billionaires. Jeff. Stop paying Alex Jones and allow The Onion to be employee owned, then history is yours. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They don’t have a bunker. Their home is the bunker. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Heys Jeff 👋 so do you have a savant home system or…. 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Where are we on going quantum? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So basically if we suspended the data centers in baby oil we would eliminate their dependance on water? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Free coding, free cooling 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Adobe suite rebuilt in rust and open sourcegetartcraft.comCrafting Apps: open-source creative toolsImage editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Everyday there must be something on an oil rig, hey smh 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Super Intelligence calls for Super Humanity 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The ball is still rolling. Alert 3556. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Holy shit. Can you control my tongue? My tongue is going side to side a lot more today than it usually does. Not enough to make me say something, but you’re definitely at a first step! 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cjajzhdheheuejsvz!.$:$2)2)/27273),$/& 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jeff come study me. I want to be studied too!!! 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s probably some solid material in here if I can get someone to take it off Bluesky and put it onto a place that promotes one-sides linear narratives 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s like a two step process to erase a naked artist’s data from ChatGTP. Just call on them to do it. I don’t want your art in my slop anyway it’s a win win 100
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If anyone rich wants to date me, this is an excellent time 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry you need to use up your break waiting for the customer bathroom! Here’s a COFFEE CAKE BRAIDED PECAN BTR FILLED 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bathrooms are still out, that’s great. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now if you excuse me I’d like to speak to Ben Hantoot directly: Bella, where the hell have you been, loca? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m sorry you don’t consider these people talented because they use technology? What’s wrong with you? 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m not going to take suit from a guy who didn’t make his first digital address book on an Apple IIe until he was 6. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Anyone can do this you think J*m Spanfeller and the tech billionaire of The Onion didn’t have ambitions of selling its data? This is not a hard thing to do. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t wait to probably get called in today. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every single fucking one of you. 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026YELLS DOWN PRODUCE: WILL ONE OF YOU LET ME BACK IN?? IM RUNNING TO MONTROSE 000
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@satiricalbeing.bsky.social did you remember to clock out at 12?! 200
sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder @chelseaonik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes I’ll clean up the baskets, it’s on my list! 000