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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 15h

Thanks! Give me 10 minutes and then would someone mind locking the door after me?

Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 15h

Do people get fired because of it? Yes people get fired because of it. They use it as the excuse to fire any of us. The union has no recourse.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 15h

We’re going through these things like wild. People won’t stop stealing them and it’s destroying cashiers lives.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 16h

Oh my god my poor lyft driver is getting pulled over nooooooo 😢 I feel so bad

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 16h

Ha. If this were during the day it would be the same but someone would say “My pickup order is 15 minutes late. What are you going to fucking do about it deadbeat?” now DRIVE UP AND GO CALL ON LINE ONE

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 16h

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! WE OWE YOU BIG TIME FOR THIS! “You better. I’m going to get written up for this”

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 16h

Man I have to spend so much money on Lyfts at this job

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 16h

Hey this is 3443. Can you guys spare some bags to get us through tomorrow? Yah I know it’s 1am.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 16h

YELLS FROM BOOKROOM: NO ITS MY PIZZA DONT PUT IT BACK!!!

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 17h

God I cannot be getting sick right now.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 18h

Yes I can grab them for you in a second— *cradles phone on shoulder* If you could just call back during regular business hours about scheduled maintenance on the ice machine GROCERY YOU HAVE A LOAD AT RECEIVING Ok 100s or shorts? Hey hey— 100s or shorts

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 19h

No no just leave it. I’ll clean up the glass we don’t have maintenance.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 19h

“You’re going to leave overstock for the morning crew? Congrats you’ve just screwed over your only allies here”

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 20h

You jammed the lotto machine?! Oh this is not the night for that. WHO CALLED THE COPS AGAIN

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 20h

I have three hours to do drawer audits, safe audits, nightly reports, coolers, vacuum, trash, and overstock while never being allowed to leave self checkout for even a second…

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 20h

53, 1 and 94 are down which leaves me with this register to get lines down… Written up.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 22h

CHELSEA THERES SOMEONE AT THE DESK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 22h

Yes I’ll hop on 4 for 10 minutes so you can go to the bathroom, it’s fine I’ve already been written up today.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 22h

This is not the same as having a college job Jeff. You are not adjusted.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 22h

IF YOURE IN THE SELF CHECKOUT LINE YOU NEED TO LINE UP DOWN THREE I APPOLOGIZE FOR THE — Walkie Talkie: “Front End we need two of yours for drive up and go we’re in the paint” Sure but our lines are insane and two people called off so I won’t get all my stuff don— Nope. Here’s a writeup.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 22h

Fuck did I press the right button. Because if I didn’t the whole store won’t have bags until Saturday. Shit there’s no way to tell it’s a fucking ASCII database that looks like 1973.

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Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening @satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 22h