diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 12/05/2026@katie.bzky.team HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW OW SKINS? I don’t know how to resist paying that insane 60€ price tag 😭 110
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026@katie.bzky.team you are personally responsible for this 110
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 31/03/2026@katie.bzky.team PLZ EXPLAIN THESE STATS TO ME, IT’S KILLING ME HOW DO I HAVE MORE DMG THAN THE DPS ON A CHARACTER I PLAYED LITERALLY FOR ONLY 1 (ONE) HOUR 110
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/03/2026@katie.bzky.team I’m sorry but the OW trans coded character is not Freja, it’s Juno. Please find attached the evidence (celeste, pink, white skin with a cutesy celeste shark): 240
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026@katie.bzky.team sorry to disturb you, but you’re the only one I can share my OW pain with. Is it me or is it truly batshit INSANE that the other support in my team had THAT amount of healing at a Blizzard World second checkpoint with the clock expiring vs my 4.5k?! HOW’S IT EVEN POSSIBLE?! 210
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Born to play Domina, forced to pick Mauga (I need even more damage to carry shitty teammates) @katie.bzky.team you should leverage your clout to get someone at Blizzard to make Mauga a woman: there’s too few tank women options 😔 110
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 13/02/2026OW executive: “three layers of currency and two levels of battle pass are not enough” staff: *snorts a line of coke* “what if we added an event that acts as its own kind of bp reward system, but requires you to choose a side each week, so there’s effectively two additional alternative bps” 110
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 05/02/2026“I’ll write my thesis in LaTeX to save time on citations management and to be able to change formatting if I ever need to adapt it to some specs” >receives editorial specs “WHY CAN’T I FIND A WAY FOR TOCLOFT TO CENTRE-ALIGN CHAPTER TITLES IN THE TOC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Wasted days counter: +1 000
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 11/01/2026@katie.bzky.team your incessant OW yapping has made me redownload the game and now I have to figure out what all these battlepass, hero level, daily challenge and other N marketing superstructure is 220
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 21/12/2025You’re hating on Expedition 33 because you found out they used AI, I hate it because it’s mid, we are not the same 030
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I help run an independent open access journal and one can’t fathom the amount of pure ire and disbelief I have to suffer dealing with early career researcher peers who somehow don’t even know how to use pre-built styles in Word. Were it for me we’d use LaTeX, but they can’t even follow instructions 000
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 24/10/2025AI firm CEO: “our next model will have PhD level intelligence” Me, working on my PhD thesis: “Oh, so it will make poor life choices and still has a long way to go before being employable” 020
Reposted by diahaneKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/10/2025I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER 120425
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I haven’t won a single game yet, this needs to end: now I’m going to demand answers directly from John Balatro. @jtp.bsky.social do you need any grievance to be addressed? 010
Reposted by diahaneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that 105112711929
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Aura farming implies the existence of a series of aura hyponyms like aura sowing, aura harvesting, aura reaping, aura watering, aura shepherding etc 010
Reposted by diahaneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025We're the only ones into free speech so unfortunately Bluesky is the intellectual dark web now 675344551
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 16/08/2025@jtp.bsky.social btw, this is the game I was talking about that simulates an assembly code parallel computing architecture. It’s a fun way to get a feel of assembly with a very simple set of instructions and defined tasks store.steampowered.com/app/370360/T...store.steampowered.comTIS-100 on SteamTIS-100 is an open-ended programming game by Zachtronics, the creators of SpaceChem and Infinifactory, in which you rewrite corrupted code segments to repair the TIS-100 and unlock its secrets. It’s t... 120
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Today I cemented my unceasing march towards old age and death by having to literally reply “as per my last email” to someone 010
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 12/06/2025>Mainstream: triggered over Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover >Average trans Twitter/Bluesky user:media.tenor.coma man in a military uniform says " for me it was tuesdays "ALT: a man in a military uniform says " for me it was tuesdays " 010
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I suck so much at Balatro that now my YouTube shorts feed constantly features Balatro tips 010
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Me trying to squeeze out some drops of human made content from AI slop flooded social media algorithms 000
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I KEEP LOSING AT BALATRO, WHY DID I BUY IT, I HATE CARD GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAA 000
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 10/03/2025@jtp.bsky.social I’ve been losing Balatro runs for three days and it’s all your fault, I wouldn’t have bought the game if you didn’t post about it so much some time ago 2430
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Who of you had Trump remembering the casualties of the WW2 red army in their bingo card? 001
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 01/01/2025New year’s celebrations are just a scam to get people to buy more years 000
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Following only people from a different time zone makes for a very binary experience on social media: either I open the app to a bajillion posts in my feed, or I open it and stare begrudgingly at the emptiness of my feed because everyone’s sleepy or—even worse—being productive 000
diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 17/12/2024YouTube video titled “Is this the END of AAA Gaming?” be like: 010
