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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He probably did and that’s why things are the way they are! /s
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wanted to print specific pages from a 300-page pdf today and the GUI required me to click to deselect all pages I didn’t want. The terminal solution? lp -P 19,123,231 file.pdf But sure, GUI is better 🙄
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We getting a prequel series now?
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Well, it would prevent another awful pun!
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“I also have them fill in a performance evaluation questionnaire the day after”
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Isn’t it “it,’s, called, being, gay” with the Oxford comma? 🤔 /s
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The only reasonable reaction
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Funny, horny, sad, compassionate
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m convinced most people in complex organisations do nothing & they’re all into a tacit agreement of never improving things that would expose the average laziness. The rare high performing workers live in the constant hell of being the only ones getting shit done and being denied improvements
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They needed to find something to justify having as long a meeting instead of actually doing something useful, probably. People with a fake ass job telling people with a real job how to do it, a classic
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
>laments lack of conventional form of punctuation >doesn’t capitalise letters Smh /s
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They were too busy studying the blade (controller)
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
+ it was mid anyway
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
OH YES, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS EXCUSE
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If someone like you doesn’t find it cool then it’s probably dead on arrival, lol
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Came looking for this before posting it myself lol
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Industrial Revolution economy: whaling 🤝 Digital Revolution economy: whaling (users or investors)
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oh, got it. Yes, I remember when they announced it and it was so interesting. I’m so sad it turned into a whale milking machine! And I don’t think anyone else will be able to ever do anything similar again simply because everyone now would think it’s another scam
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
‘Twas rhetorical! This game truly was a forerunner of the current scam economy. Have they announced some pivot to AI yet? Seems like the natural development to me
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think it depends on whether grimmz thinks he can can get some engagement grift going out of it
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s still going!?
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We will soon need a new web search standard. Too much slop for anyone but Google to index through and now even Google refuses to index it
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m too boring. The most evil thing I can do is encouraging you to play Overwatch
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m but a mere 9kg blanket peasant, but soon, one day, I shall reach the enlightenment of heavier loads
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
OMG SO TRUE These past years in which every tutorial is a video have been so awful. It’s so inefficient to jump between videos to figure out whether they’re the right tutorial for your problem. Also it’s harder to get straight to the point
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cucked into healthy habits by the Sun
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Now I need to know the data on the outcome, I hope it’s as hilarious
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
So proud of you for being an ally to the heterosexuals, not enough people stand by them 😔
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Julia after receiving literal cases full of money from some suspiciously wealthy furry that read this post: “Time to disrupt the dog park industry baby”
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
We used to have real jobs, like holy inhaler of fumes, now it’s all fake jobs like Vibe Coding Architect and Framemogger Influencer
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have already, but I still have no bitches. Do I need to fill a form? /s
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Contemporary opinion is shaped by the fact that we don’t believe in anything anymore to the point that we believe that nobody ever did, and so lose any ability to see things non ironically. Truth is that people used to believe in things
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fuck, I’m trying to maintain a semblance of sanity over here, if AI bullshit becomes the default searching mode I’m going to kms
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Joke’s on them: I was already a pedantic weirdo
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I hate when that happens to me
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’ve been a physics lab long enough during my studies to know perfectly well that the demon core incident was inevitable
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Reminds me of Saint Francis of Assisi speaking with animals. Now we only need a KTP arc in which you forgo all material possessions and we can start pressuring the Papacy to recognise your order of trans nuns. Yes, it’s all coming together
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Mildly irritated Greek Goddess going through Katie’s posts to find the most ironic thing to turn her into: “Mmm, she writes a lot about syringes… weighted blankets… an Excel spreadsheet maybe? Mmm… this one’s funny, quick repost… an e-bike? Mmm…”
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You get to post that pic so much that you should invest in getting a gender-bent one made instead of relying on the original!
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I had no doubt about it! Beware of triggering some Greek deity for publicly displaying too much swag (hubris) though! /s
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I don’t get the logic of people turning into pigs being goofy fun though. If I believed that were possible I’d be scared af
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“Our extensive studies suggest a ritual use for the phrase with apotropaic purposes”
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Alien researchers after going through some history books and the current news: “We have determined with 100% probability that they’d nuke the planet if we stepped in. In a first for our team, we have also determined that the probability would not decrease if we were to simply let them alone”
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“Slept with a friend who is literally twice as strong as me”—weird flex but ok! /s
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“Sex is when chromosomes” *turning face up a list of medical variations and hormone data proving sex is more of a spectrum*
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Tbf the list is non exhaustive: it says “like”. Whether girl etc are LIKE listed words is arguable, but a bona fide teleological interpretation leads to the affirmative answer. What’d be funnier than trolling them on wording would be to ask the same for sex then watch them fall in the biology pit
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Very disappointed in you, I thought it would be “computer” /s
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Same picture, but because this was basically a middle school / early high school class topic. I love that I can watch adult men rediscussing the Homeric question from prime principles whilst I was taught it as a kid because nobody has funded humanities studies for decades
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“But what if the people I’m working with/supervising do something bad?” Bad news, you were supposed to check for that before this too 🤦
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diahane @diahane.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Imo this is just a bunch of people who are accustomed to being listed as authors because they’re principal investigators, lab runners etc, but that don’t contribute anything materially to the paper and so they’re making a fuss over possibly getting penalised for lack of checking others’ work
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