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Daniel Hutmacher

@dhma.ch
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Swiss/Swedish, Data Platform MVP. @dhmacher on other platforms. My work: strd.co My blog: sqlsunday.com Call for Data Speakers: @callfordataspeakers.com Data Saturday Stockholm: @datasatsto.se I just want to use your SQL Server tonight.

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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 4h
This is awesome: The SQL Server Feature Matrix sql.fm
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SQL.FM — SQL Server Feature Matrix
SQL Server versions and editions, Azure SQL Database, and Azure SQL Managed Instance in one searchable feature reference.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 7h
"Sound great! How much is it?" "You'll see."
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Mr. Bean Winks
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 19h
I changed my work title on LinkedIn to “Supreme Leader” today. I’m thinking this could make future AI-spam from recruiters and marketers a little more entertaining and creative.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 30/09/2026
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Soldier Says 'Good Luck Everyone'
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 29/09/2026
I still need clients to pay for my extravagant lifestyle.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 29/09/2026
2016: open-plan offices are increasingly being segmented into focus zones and “active” zones. 2026: open-plan offices are essentially rush-hour train stations because we all need to work from the office, but every ****ing meeting is hybrid.
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Jon Hamm: Excellent Job, Gabriel! (Good Omens)
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 29/09/2026
I can hear this meme.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 28/09/2026
Yeah, Meta is apparently going to restrict my business page for some alleged violation of their community guidelines. I am besides myself.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 28/09/2026
Pro tip from a fellow germaphobe: closing the water tap with your hand nullifies all the benefit of washing your hands. Use your paper towel or your arm instead. You’re welcome.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 27/09/2026
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The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 27/09/2026
Also “more efficient” is really a matter of opinion. Certainly faster.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 27/09/2026
If people accept AI slop, it’s only fair they should get a discount.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 24/09/2026
Pug life
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Justin Bird 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @justinjbird.com · 21/09/2026
It is RetroData week! Saturday brings TEN HOURS of free practical learning. 08:00 UTC+1 Shubhangi Goyal on Power BI dashboards - models, DAX and performance tuning. 09:00 UTC+1 Bas Land on building medallion architecture in Fabric. www.meetup.com/retro-data/e...
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Retro Data Beta, Sat, Sep 26, 2026, 8:00 AM | Meetup
Our agenda is live! 📅 Saturday, September 26, 2026 📅 🕜 8:00 am ⭐️ SUPERCHARGE YOUR DASHBOARDS WITH POWER BI We’ll explore advanced techniques for optimizing data models
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 20/09/2026
Rart.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 19/09/2026
What an odd obsession.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 17/09/2026
Add email rule dialog: New rule to move anything with the word "agentic" in the subject to spam folder.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 16/09/2026
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Rita Hayworth Hair Flip with 'You Rang?'
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 16/09/2026
I swear, I’m not making this up. I just saw someone using their laptop to shield them from the rain. This is why businesses buy cheap hardware for their workforce.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here is the setting you need to turn off if you don't want a human potentially reading through your ChatGPT conversations. I've seen some of the prompts; these ChatGPT users clearly have no idea a human is reading www.404media.co/inside-proje...
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 13/09/2026
I voted!
Me, looking smug outside my polling station.
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Lou Morgan @lmorgan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just for once, I’d like to see one of these super-rich crypto bros handing over £36 million to Great Ormond Street, or cancer research, or food banks and housing charities, because they want to make the world a better place and help its most vulnerable people. But instead…?
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026
I was working onsite with a client, doing web development work. We watched it unfold on CNN on the reception tv. Interestingly, I just started a new client engagement this very week, not 100 yards from where that old office building used to be.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026
It's Friday! Remember to deploy all your changes to prod before leaving work.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026
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Ian Bohen Looking Disgusted
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026
If you thought corporate cringe was bad, wait until you see it presented with AI-generated music.
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Pam Beesly's Disappointed Look in The Office
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026
Best thing ever!
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 10/09/2026
Yeah, that sounds like a heap of something allright.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 10/09/2026
So, who’s hoarding all the cloud capacity before Fabcon?
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Charlie Day Conspiracy: Pepe Silvia
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 09/09/2026
It looks great and much more well-engineered than those plastic Android foldables we’ve seen, but I still wouldn’t want one. Oh, and I am not paying $2000 for a phone. No way in hell.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 09/09/2026
File under "weird and wonderful"
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The Dog Jet: Flying Across America With RetrievAir
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 07/09/2026
Did they at least include a car with your purchase?
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 07/09/2026
My most recent client has an actual art exhibit featuring lots of well-known Swedish painters and sculptors throughout their offices. But I think this creation is a masterpiece in its own right.
An Apple II computer with two floppy drives, a 5.25” disk, and manuals. Purchased by the company in ’86 and used until it had to be retired because of the millennium shift.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 07/09/2026
Let’s just say the M365 integration on macOS leaves a few things to be desired.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 07/09/2026
Me: clicks "Delete and don't notify organizer" in Apple Calendar Mailbox notification: "Your email was undeliverable."
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Failed Nope
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 06/09/2026
The new SSMS versions are on fire (in a good way)
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 06/09/2026
Did you know: when you hover your mouse over a column header in an #SSMS resultset, it shows you the datatype of the column:
Hovering over a column header in SSMS, the tooltip says "Issued_date datetime2(0)"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 02/09/2026
There's a ton of money in that racket, but there's clearly no escaping the AI slop.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 02/09/2026
Ladies and gentlement, sales in the AI age.
Spam email: Subject line "Bathroom renovations x Structured Concepts AB"

Goes on to note that we are a "Stockholm-based team" and some copy-paste text from my homepage or LinkedIn".
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 01/09/2026
Every pharmacist is a hallway.
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How to fail your AI interview #corporatehumor
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 01/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Call for Data Speakers @callfordataspeakers.com · 27/08/2026
Call for speakers: Fabric February 2027 sessionize.com/fabric-february-2027…
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 24/08/2026
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Cute Spongebob Squarepants
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 23/08/2026
Nailed it!
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 22/08/2026
I’m still trying to process how the president of the United States somehow talks tougher about Canada than North Korea.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 23/08/2026
Hah, I thought you were heading to Oslo. :) Have a wonderful trip either way!
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