Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 4hThis is awesome: The SQL Server Feature Matrix sql.fmsql.fmSQL.FM — SQL Server Feature MatrixSQL Server versions and editions, Azure SQL Database, and Azure SQL Managed Instance in one searchable feature reference. 152
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 7h"Sound great! How much is it?" "You'll see."static.klipy.comMr. Bean WinksAlt: Mr. Bean Winks 120
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 19hI changed my work title on LinkedIn to “Supreme Leader” today. I’m thinking this could make future AI-spam from recruiters and marketers a little more entertaining and creative. 250
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSoldier Says 'Good Luck Everyone'Alt: Soldier Says 'Good Luck Everyone' 110
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 225148093776
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 29/09/20262016: open-plan offices are increasingly being segmented into focus zones and “active” zones. 2026: open-plan offices are essentially rush-hour train stations because we all need to work from the office, but every ****ing meeting is hybrid.static.klipy.comJon Hamm: Excellent Job, Gabriel! (Good Omens)Alt: Jon Hamm: Excellent Job, Gabriel! (Good Omens) 261
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 28/09/2026Yeah, Meta is apparently going to restrict my business page for some alleged violation of their community guidelines. I am besides myself. 010
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 28/09/2026Pro tip from a fellow germaphobe: closing the water tap with your hand nullifies all the benefit of washing your hands. Use your paper towel or your arm instead. You’re welcome. 140
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank YouAlt: The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You 010
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 27/09/2026Also “more efficient” is really a matter of opinion. Certainly faster. 010
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 27/09/2026If people accept AI slop, it’s only fair they should get a discount. 240
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherJustin Bird 🏴 @justinjbird.com · 21/09/2026It is RetroData week! Saturday brings TEN HOURS of free practical learning. 08:00 UTC+1 Shubhangi Goyal on Power BI dashboards - models, DAX and performance tuning. 09:00 UTC+1 Bas Land on building medallion architecture in Fabric. www.meetup.com/retro-data/e...tinyurl.comRetro Data Beta, Sat, Sep 26, 2026, 8:00 AM | MeetupOur agenda is live! 📅 Saturday, September 26, 2026 📅 🕜 8:00 am ⭐️ SUPERCHARGE YOUR DASHBOARDS WITH POWER BI We’ll explore advanced techniques for optimizing data models 033
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comRita Hayworth Hair Flip with 'You Rang?'Alt: Rita Hayworth Hair Flip with 'You Rang?' 140
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 16/09/2026I swear, I’m not making this up. I just saw someone using their laptop to shield them from the rain. This is why businesses buy cheap hardware for their workforce. 2100
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3. 395168165941
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Here is the setting you need to turn off if you don't want a human potentially reading through your ChatGPT conversations. I've seen some of the prompts; these ChatGPT users clearly have no idea a human is reading www.404media.co/inside-proje... 719059
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5953724313387
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherLou Morgan @lmorgan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just for once, I’d like to see one of these super-rich crypto bros handing over £36 million to Great Ormond Street, or cancer research, or food banks and housing charities, because they want to make the world a better place and help its most vulnerable people. But instead…? 1153
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026I was working onsite with a client, doing web development work. We watched it unfold on CNN on the reception tv. Interestingly, I just started a new client engagement this very week, not 100 yards from where that old office building used to be. 010
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026It's Friday! Remember to deploy all your changes to prod before leaving work. 060
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comIan Bohen Looking DisgustedAlt: Ian Bohen Looking Disgusted 100
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 11/09/2026If you thought corporate cringe was bad, wait until you see it presented with AI-generated music.static.klipy.comPam Beesly's Disappointed Look in The OfficeAlt: Pam Beesly's Disappointed Look in The Office 360
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 10/09/2026So, who’s hoarding all the cloud capacity before Fabcon?static.klipy.comCharlie Day Conspiracy: Pepe SilviaAlt: Charlie Day Conspiracy gif 160
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 09/09/2026It looks great and much more well-engineered than those plastic Android foldables we’ve seen, but I still wouldn’t want one. Oh, and I am not paying $2000 for a phone. No way in hell. 110
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 09/09/2026File under "weird and wonderful"youtu.beThe Dog Jet: Flying Across America With RetrievAirYouTube video by Flightradar24 020
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 07/09/2026My most recent client has an actual art exhibit featuring lots of well-known Swedish painters and sculptors throughout their offices. But I think this creation is a masterpiece in its own right. 040
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 07/09/2026Let’s just say the M365 integration on macOS leaves a few things to be desired. 000
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 07/09/2026Me: clicks "Delete and don't notify organizer" in Apple Calendar Mailbox notification: "Your email was undeliverable."static.klipy.comFailed NopeAlt: "Yeah you failed" gif 130
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 06/09/2026Did you know: when you hover your mouse over a column header in an #SSMS resultset, it shows you the datatype of the column: 182
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 02/09/2026There's a ton of money in that racket, but there's clearly no escaping the AI slop. 020
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 01/09/2026Every pharmacist is a hallway.youtube.comHow to fail your AI interview #corporatehumorYouTube video by Graham Dot Zip 040
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherCall for Data Speakers @callfordataspeakers.com · 27/08/2026Call for speakers: Fabric February 2027 sessionize.com/fabric-february-2027… 013
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comCute Spongebob SquarepantsAlt: Cute Spongebob Squarepants 110
Reposted by Daniel HutmacherAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 22/08/2026I’m still trying to process how the president of the United States somehow talks tougher about Canada than North Korea. 740145993403
Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 23/08/2026Hah, I thought you were heading to Oslo. :) Have a wonderful trip either way! 010