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Diego Lopez

@dflopez.bsky.social
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Implication Implying
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That stride though, holy shit
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you can’t punt your QB in the cock for trying that throw then whats the point of coaching?
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They can’t stop you
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mornin’
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gonna teach my kids to tell people to shut the fuck up more often. Too many people that need to stfu aren’t hearing it enough.
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I feel good every time I see that charge hit my account Don’t you want to feel good periodically?
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Life be like
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
0/3
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I can’t wait to hear that as part of an intro to a great rap song
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh god yes
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Mostly I just wish it didn’t have to be this way.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026
this is my kind of company motto right here
18 wheeler with one back door open splitting the company’s tagline into “if we can’t / we won’t“
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
anyway
a man gripping a hose gently but firmly. Standing closely behind the vacuum
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I bet a chatbot told him it’s true
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s like… pick a name, bitch..
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ice Cream (Pay Phone) - Black Pumas
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Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere @tylerplariviere.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
PHOTOS: Mather senior heading home to Chicago after being released from immigration detention
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Gotta give him credit for finding a way to use the rest of the tomato paste after you open a can for a recipe that calls for one (1) tbsp
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Excellent. Please keep doing this Mr. Secretary. We love it.
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
David is grundrissing in this GIF
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Larry David's Exasperated Reaction
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Trust people to steal from the corporations who deserve it. Easy.
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Seems like this could be useful
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Actually, none of these sites are good
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A great example of flooding the zone. Checking with my interns on a ruling for handing it to them or not
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If it makes you feel any better you can watch highlights of him getting absolutely smashed on the football field
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sick already?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They bought all of our choices, political, lifestyle and economic. But they did not wager the cost of our *refusal*. It is fascinating. Grim but fascinating.
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m the guy that designed the most-unclickable “x” button
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m on the undiagnosed ADHD+adderall fasting diet Lose weight by procrastination and amphetamines!
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Excellent point
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Mike Quigley @quigley.house.gov · 19/05/2026
Americans need to know elected officials are doing what's in the country's best interest, not what's best for their own pocketbooks. My colleagues and I are demanding that Johnson and Jeffries change House Rules to ban members of Congress from trading stocks and betting in prediction markets.
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
One of the last places where everyone’s phone still makes a tap noise for every button push
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I would have appreciated it if @nbcchicago.com would have told us how much the grant from IDOT was to pay for this.
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
There’s not enough artists out there asking the band if they can take it to the bridge
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
On a grand slam no less. Yeesh
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Chicago
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
FINALLY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN IN A DATA CENTER "EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY " MORE WRITTING ABOUT THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is my Bart now
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Must be a wild ride in that brain
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/05/2026
moving the imessage window to the other side of the screen so my coworkers in the slack window can't see what I'm typing
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“Musk has advanced EVs!” “Musk has advanced satellite comms!” “Musk has advanced space travel!” “Musk has advanced UBI!” We don’t need him for any of these things. His only value is the money he has stolen and hoarded. He knows it.
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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
to the extent they can't speak in plain language is because they have to obfuscate their mealy mouthed half measures
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The pause and then the annunciation were too much to resist
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My soul is fed every time one of these grifters finds out there are people who are very serious about the bullshit they themselves are only peddling as a route to power “…at least it’s an ethos”
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Chances are he sees it as an “enough rope to hang themselves” situation: Prove to people that some people (races) simply cannot contribute to society even if we take care of their basic needs
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Writing for an audience of one.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
thanks for literally nothing
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I read the last two sentences is Kent Brockman’s voice
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a cartoon of a man saying democracy simply doesn 't work
ALT: a cartoon of a man saying democracy simply doesn 't work
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