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The FuMP - I Am Not A Robot by Project Sisyphus
Is anyone else tired of getting a full-on inquisition as a punishment for attempting to order pizza? We prove over and over that we’re not robots, but our Captcha victories are quickly forgotten and the tests just keep getting harder. Which made us wonder, what’s so bad about being a robot anyway? Well, other than the fact that they’re taking our jobs and slowly learning our human skills so they can take over the world and enslave us, so there’s that. Rest assured, here at Sisyphus Labs, we make music the old-fashioned way: with drum machines, sequencing and sampled phrases stolen from other artists’ recordings. But we agree that the difference between AI and humanity is becoming frightfully small. In fact, we concluded, at this point it basically comes down to bodily functions. Therefore, I can take comfort in the fact that as a human musician, while an artificial being might outplay me, there’s no way it can consume two bean burritos during sound check and blow an entire horn section off the stage. All music composition, playing and mixing : Bob Emmet Vocals: some robots Special Guest: Devo Spice, as frustrated human rapper
