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Jeff Whitmire

@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social
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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube: youtube.com/@jeffwhitmire47?si=LzHj…

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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You know what this is? This is a magic circle. In witchcraft, magic circles are used to summon spirits and demons. When casting spells or curses. The salt protects the caster from the demons unleashed." || "Mulder, this is protecting no one, and you can't do this." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Anna! Put the book down. Anna, drop the book." || "No, I can end this. Please." || "No. You may have tapped into something... you can't control." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Time has a way of shedding light on injustices. Especially in this part of the country." #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We could never forget you. If Skinner pops up you are always name dropped! Happy to have you tonight and any night we're all hanging out on #XFilesLive
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Jillbill @jillbill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a salt circle. #XFilesLive
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Dean Winchester Wink
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"There's something missing. A grimoire. It has instructions for summoning spirits and demons." || "...where are we going" || "Back to the scene of the crime." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"So you think Chief Strong unleashed something?" || "I think someone has put a curse on this town, Scully... and maybe unwittingly opened the gates of hell." #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They really had to put him in a Georgie coat huh #XFilesLive
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Georgie Ghost Disappears
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol! Thank you for joining Sean!! #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"That woman went up in flames. [Maybe it was the candles.] Maybe it was the gates of Hell. Let's get out of this town, Mulder." || "There is no getting out of this town, Scully. Not these days." #XFilesLive
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Judy Pancoast @judypancoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Speaking of Mr Chuckleteeth, have any of you seen Buddy? Great movie! #xfileslive
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Judy Pancoast @judypancoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s kind of amazing what a truly great episode this is. To think they had it after all those years. I remember thinking that when I watched in 2018. Glad I came back in time for this one! #xfileslive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s all for “Familiar”! Join us next week when we watch “Nothing Lasts Forever”! Until then, take care and stay spooky! #XFilesLive @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you for joining Sahar!! #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you for joining Judy!
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you for joining us for #XFilesLive! We'll be back next week with "Nothing Lasts Forever!" Have a great week and see you soon! @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm rooting for the Hellhound! #XFilesLive
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Judy Pancoast @judypancoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m really hating watching this with ads and being behind you all, so I just ordered S11 on blu-ray. I know there’s only a few episodes left, but I need to have it anyway. #xfileslive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our mind meld continues! #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've been doing this for a very, very long time folks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr. Chuckleteeth should've been a bigger horror icon! #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Should we exchange insurance information? Woof!" #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn. This episode is intense!! #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I......did not see that coming." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I......did not see that coming." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You think he's going home?" || "He's going the wrong way." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mulder. Where are you? [Back where they found the body.] There's been a development. [What kind of development?] I'm not quite sure yet. But the dead boy's father has had a breakdown." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I'm not convinced." || "You sure about that, Mulder?" || "I'm not sure about anything." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legit. That actually gave me chills. Well played. #XFilesLive
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Sahar @sahar009.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It really does feel like a vintage episode, especially with the monkey jump scare, the small town, and the creepy dark houses #xfileslive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's too perfect. I don't like perfect like that. Makes me uncomfortable." || "Well, sometimes the simplest of competing theories is actually the right one." #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This episode received generally positive reviews from TV critics. Liz Shannon Miller of Indie Wire noted that it was “genuinely impressive how much ‘familiar’ felt like a vintage ‘X-Files’ episode” given both its writer and director had never worked on the show before. #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Nice HellHound. Who's a good wittle HellHound?" #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Emily, did you see who took Andrew? ... Well, I guess I'm not as interesting as... Bibbletiggles." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"My husband's a local history nut. The witch trials and all that... Anything else, Agent Mulder?" || "No. Thank you for your time." #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so chuckleteeth is an unhinged pee wee herman? #XFilesLive
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Pee Wee Herman's 'Hmm Ok' Smile
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Trending Tags (Beta) @trendtags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚀 BlueSky trending hashtags (15m): #xfileslive #quemamacuida #art #gamedev #lofiartparty #nsfw #wweraw #furryart #indiegame #furry #oc #maddow #indiedev #booksky #photography
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Rick Eggers did not kill his son." || "I want to rule him out as a suspect." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well I'm sure this show won't be causing any nightmares #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Benjamin Van Allen was a writing assistant on Season 10 of the show. For his first script for the show he was inspired by classic children’s TV shows which he felt in retrospect were extremely creepy. His cited example was Teletubbies. #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Do you have kids, Agent Mulder?" || "Well, I have a son who's.... he's grown, though." #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This episode’s director, Holly Dale, is only the fourth female director in the entire series. #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*sniffs the brownies I'm eating* #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey! It's lieutenant Disher from Monk!! #XFilesLive
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Jillbill @jillbill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dance party time #XFilesLive
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Dancing Green Alien
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Judy Pancoast @judypancoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#xfileslive. And now I gotta watch an ad.
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Laa-Laa Teletubby Dance Happy
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's rare that a coyote will attack a human being." || "They say there's a new predator they're calling a coywolf." || "It's a mix of Canis latrans and Canis lupus. It's a hybrid coyote-wolf." #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kidding. How could we forget the founder of the Sexy Skinner Fan Club #XFilesLive
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Elmo's Impeachment Question: 'Who is this?'
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I know this is a small town and probably very close-knit... and I'm sure that you don't wanna hear this, but if a man did this... and it would typically be a man, he would be emboldened by escaping detection... and would likely kill again." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The actor playing Wentworth is Roger Cross who's been in several x files episodes previously, and most recently was in Tron: Ares with Gillian. #XFilesLive
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