Sign in

devolute

@devolute.bsky.social
247 followers 148 following 830 posts

My name is Ian Parr, I am a web developer & UX designer. I have adopted a cat (prev. pony, owl). Co-org #FrontEndSheff / #frontendnorth Also on mastodon.social/@devolute (yay) & twitter.com/devolute (lol)

PostsRepliesMedia
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Decisions are made and un-made all the time…" #BBCLauraK
Knowing Me Knowing Yule.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I understand your insinuation that she may have played favourites. But I completely reject the possibility that she didn't ask those people asinine questions too.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Why are people having to pay the price for successive governments failures" is something #BBCLauraK asked the Prime Minister. This is very funny (and obviously terribly sad) to anyone who doesn't think politics is just sport / grey drama.
Laura Kuenssberg in Liverpool interviewing Andy Burnham.
120
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 "She still wears that Star Wars Dress, my Eurodisney vampiress" The new Arab Strap is just about as good as you'd expect it to be, tbh. The usual dose of uplifting misery - but surprisingly danceable to.
Half-Told Tales album cover.
010
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confused by headlines about Daniel Thomas "Slashing a dingy". Burying the lede somewhat, when video shows him slashing a dingy *with a lifeboat man on it". Watercraft welfare not terribly high on most people's list of concerns. Threatening to drown emergency workers perhaps more so.
Video frame showing a man pointing his knife and another on a boat.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More this evening: One man stopped and then made his displeasure known at his failure to score a clean kill. The next, a woman who kept her eyes locked forward, pretending not to see the gangly 6ft mess she'd refused to stop for which then caught up with her immediately. These are the two genders.
000
Reposted by devolute
Front End Sheffield @frontendsheff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Thursday, Richard Oliver Bray will share which tooling & techniques he utilises to ensure that #AI tooling like Claude Code is working for him. Richard is well versed in making tricky topics accessible. 1 talk of 2 on the 24th September at SHU, Owen Building. 🎟️ www.meetup.com/front-end-sh...
meetup.com
24th Sept '26: Web Components Vs frameworks & an Agent experience that works, Thu, Sep 24, 2026, 6:15 PM | Meetup
Room 942, **Owen Building**, Sheffield, S1 1WB Head towards the big lifts, ask for #9 on the touchscreens then look for the FES signs when you leave the lift on the 9th flo
002
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Linkedin post: "Here's what I learnt about daddies big old hairy balls squashing against my back and how it helped my rankings beat all other SaS competitors in my sector"
110
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"No wriggling out of that", reports man about the world 'Wiggling out of things' champion 1993-2026.
010
Reposted by devolute
chiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone is into shmups at the local rescue
Screenshot of cat adoption page with multiple cats with shmup names (Gradius, Raiden, Twinbee, Garegga)
8949431640
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You've got to go to Oxbridge University, wherever that is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It does impact arms and the ability to continue offensives, however. That % in the video want "reduced" support in this regard. So when people are saying "maybe don't ship over 23 baby smashing machines this month. Round it down to 20" - for example - then that's really going to start to bite.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Missed #BBCLauraK this morning, but it sounds like I can pick up most of it from the pages of Hello magazine on the rail commute. I guess they figured the viewers of their politics programme wouldn't care too much about conference season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
011
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone in B&Q DIY stopped me and asked if I work there. I've got to start dressing better. [ Alternative post: I've never dressed so well as I do now. ]
030
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"If I said to you 'have better songs', would that be a reasonable approach to why we haven't won #Eurovision?" Charlie Stayt remains a top 5 broadcaster ♥️ #BBCBreakfast
Charlie on BBC Breakfast being a sassy little bench.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah. That's a much better joke. Because it's timely. Wish I could edit posts and steal it.
010
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
also www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC1M...
youtube.com
Cum cum Mania - Félicien Taris - Officiellle
YouTube video by felicien taris
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tom Watson took a job with the gambling companies. Now he's taken a job at #Palantir He just needs to become the bassist for Coldplay and that's the dream hat-trick in the bag.
131
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a cyclist I thought I'd die under the wheels of a Landrover or Qashqai. As is written. But I think now it's the smaller cars: 500s, Minis, etc. A wipe-clean "starting uni" present, darting into a side street impervious to the Northern plebeian crossing… just another statistic waiting to happen.
100
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've recently gone from being primarily a cyclist to a pedestrian. As the summer ends, Ecclesall Rd, #Sheffield has got _super-fun_. Someone almost hit me this morning. They saw me in the road. They slowed… then *accelerated*. I was on a zebra crossing. Outside a primary school. Cool, cool.
100
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I read somewhere that the Gaza Strip isn't a terribly safe place to be at the moment. Might impact thinking on this.
120
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awww sweet. A new gig for people who never go to gigs anymore to go to.
Oasis '27 tour poster.
010
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Analogies be damned. "I don't like how these models have stolen everything" doesn't mean I "have no ethical high ground".
010
Reposted by devolute
Front End Sheffield @frontendsheff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We're re-opening the Web Components Vs frameworks battle at our 24th September event. Hayleigh Thompson will make the case that with just a little shift on what we think a 'component' is, the rewards of interoperability are worth fighting for. 🎟️ www.meetup.com/front-end-sh... #WebComponents
meetup.com
24th Sept '26: Web Components Vs frameworks & an Agent experience that works, Thu, Sep 24, 2026, 6:15 PM | Meetup
Room 942, **Owen Building**, Sheffield, S1 1WB Head towards the big lifts, ask for #9 on the touchscreens then look for the FES signs when you leave the lift on the 9th flo
054
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Although in fairness, even a mild prodding by #BBCLauraK now gets one of these from Nige.
030
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"[Reforms] popularity has scared Labour and the Tories, but that success has come with more scrutiny" This is the intro to a story on how Reform UK got headlines into the press with zero scrutiny. whut. #BBCLauraK #ukpol
"but that success has come with more scrutiny."
130
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently, this is Jeremy Corbyn's house. Certainly not the #battlestation of someone who should be anywhere near power… but at least he's resisted the RGB trend (which is entirely what you'd expect from a |337 g4m3r like Sunak) #ukpol (source: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...)
Corbyn's lacklustre study.
020
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This new series of Peep Show is shit. #ukpol
Nigel Farage breaking the law in an oyster restaurant.
010
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love me a pint of Timmy Taylors Dark. I don't understand why they had to turn the Daddy Dial™ all the way up to 11. People in marketing reckoning they know why Gen Z do the things they do. Crap rebrand. #UKBeer
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ink (2026) looks fascinating. But I'm worried: will it humanise Murdoch? Always a concern with these things, but then most people seemed okay with Downfall / Der Untergang (2004). Maybe we'll get some sweet memes out of it too? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROA...
youtube.com
INK - Official Teaser Trailer - From Danny Boyle & starring Jack O'Connell, Guy Pearce | STUDIOCANAL
YouTube video by StudiocanalUK
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't follow politics quite as closely as I used to, so was a little surprised to hear that Cleverly hadn't already left to join reform.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MFs in #Sheffield just get confused whenever they see #StreetArt in which the human subject has eyes: www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/20…
theguardian.com
Artist defends Ronnie O’Sullivan mural in Sheffield saying it isn’t finished
Critics say painting looks more like a zombie but artist Chris Ashmore says ‘touch-ups’ are still to happen
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I should start a blog.
020
Reposted by devolute
Front End Sheffield @frontendsheff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We hope you didn't turn up tonight… sorry if you did. We typically take a break over the summer to work on our suntans†, but we'll be back in September with a Web Component and agent bullying festival of FE. (†this may not be entirely true)
011
Reposted by devolute
Front End Sheffield @frontendsheff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Our September 24th meetup will welcome Hayleigh Thompson from Shopify who may well try to bury the #WebComponents Vs frameworks argument! Also, Richard Oliver Bray returns to talk about an agent-friendly dev experience that works for him (and for Claude Code) #AI 🎟️ www.meetup.com/front-end-sh...
meetup.com
24th Sept '26: Web Components Vs frameworks & an Agent experience that works, Thu, Sep 24, 2026, 6:15 PM | Meetup
Room 942, **Owen Building**, Sheffield, S1 1WB Head towards the big lifts, ask for #9 on the touchscreens then look for the FES signs when you leave the lift on the 9th flo
211
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anytime I hear Dolly mentioned I recall how she put a bunch of kids books into Doncaster, Yorkshire schools and I think that's pretty cool.
020
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me: Sweet. 30 Bluesky notifications, finally I'm getting some traction. Bluesky app: Tricked you! No one wants to talk to you. I am generally pretty crap at everything expected of me.
010
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
'Are you Boeing? Undeserved!'
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Travelling back today, leaving this damp, grey coastal paradise and back to the sunny hell of South Yorkshire. Next week it's actually cooler down there than it is up here. I've uncharacteristically played an absolute blinder this summer. A rare personal W - only one of the year thus far.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think it's v. cool that people care about this performance tweaking detail, but it feels so very odd that a CMS has a plugin to do this for you. I'll never understand the "just use a Wordpress plugin" meme.
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have a family member who only sends me 'Moonpig dot com' cards and this is absolutely the next depressing level downwards.
020
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just put "always use unitless for this" into my head for some reason about a decade+ ago and forgot why I'd ever question it.
020
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The #BBC needs to update it's language guidelines: > …Oman, which is a US ally… No. It was "historically" a US ally. Just like Denmark was historically a US ally. The US has no real alliances now. If you threaten to bomb/invade an 'ally' they are not an ally. Hopefully in the future, but not now.
020
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuck off with that shit, Emmanuel x
000
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I took a trip to the beach yesterday and actually took a jumper with me. Sure, I didn't actually use it but it's incredible here. They have green grass, and not just for dickhead golfers.
A nice green field.
210
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here's my problem, Phil: 1. I learnt about this feature 20 minutes ago. 2. I'm rather concerned about severe threats to my life. So I probably won't disable anything that might help me in this regard. 3. I think it's concerning that others might have a similar dilemma.
010
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I guess the Fire Brigade unions hold more sway over the government than Russians Strategic Rocket Forces. At least until Farage gets in.
010
Reposted by devolute
Amy Hupe @amyhupe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“LOL yeah ship it”
Andy Burnham being shown a text on someone’s phone during a press conference and assessing its contents with a serious face
094
devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I like to think I'm reasonably well informed on these things, but what is the "nuclear strike level" like? I'm presuming that would be the upper of the two levels.
110