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My name is Ian Parr, I am a web developer & UX designer. I have adopted a cat (prev. pony, owl). Co-org #FrontEndSheff / #frontendnorth Also on mastodon.social/@devolute (yay) & twitter.com/devolute (lol)

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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Decisions are made and un-made all the time…" #BBCLauraK
Knowing Me Knowing Yule.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Why are people having to pay the price for successive governments failures" is something #BBCLauraK asked the Prime Minister. This is very funny (and obviously terribly sad) to anyone who doesn't think politics is just sport / grey drama.
Laura Kuenssberg in Liverpool interviewing Andy Burnham.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 "She still wears that Star Wars Dress, my Eurodisney vampiress" The new Arab Strap is just about as good as you'd expect it to be, tbh. The usual dose of uplifting misery - but surprisingly danceable to.
Half-Told Tales album cover.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confused by headlines about Daniel Thomas "Slashing a dingy". Burying the lede somewhat, when video shows him slashing a dingy *with a lifeboat man on it". Watercraft welfare not terribly high on most people's list of concerns. Threatening to drown emergency workers perhaps more so.
Video frame showing a man pointing his knife and another on a boat.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"If I said to you 'have better songs', would that be a reasonable approach to why we haven't won #Eurovision?" Charlie Stayt remains a top 5 broadcaster ♥️ #BBCBreakfast
Charlie on BBC Breakfast being a sassy little bench.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awww sweet. A new gig for people who never go to gigs anymore to go to.
Oasis '27 tour poster.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Although in fairness, even a mild prodding by #BBCLauraK now gets one of these from Nige.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"[Reforms] popularity has scared Labour and the Tories, but that success has come with more scrutiny" This is the intro to a story on how Reform UK got headlines into the press with zero scrutiny. whut. #BBCLauraK #ukpol
"but that success has come with more scrutiny."
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently, this is Jeremy Corbyn's house. Certainly not the #battlestation of someone who should be anywhere near power… but at least he's resisted the RGB trend (which is entirely what you'd expect from a |337 g4m3r like Sunak) #ukpol (source: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...)
Corbyn's lacklustre study.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This new series of Peep Show is shit. #ukpol
Nigel Farage breaking the law in an oyster restaurant.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love me a pint of Timmy Taylors Dark. I don't understand why they had to turn the Daddy Dial™ all the way up to 11. People in marketing reckoning they know why Gen Z do the things they do. Crap rebrand. #UKBeer
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I took a trip to the beach yesterday and actually took a jumper with me. Sure, I didn't actually use it but it's incredible here. They have green grass, and not just for dickhead golfers.
A nice green field.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
inho, it's inappropriate to use the "everyone you love will likely be consumed in a inescapable fireball" alert for those scenarios where it is most likely. Those of us unlikely to set fire to random parts of the countryside should be able to opt for tiered - and less terrifying - alerts.
That alert.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well. This is very 'LinkedIn' of you, #Bluesky. Protecting me from the big scary internet.
A popup warning you about leaving Bluesky when you try to visit a link.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh, I think I know this phrase when used in the world of politics: it means "I don't have empathy for other people's experiences". Sian put this in much gentler terms for developer comms tips at #FrontEndSheff
"Don't assume common sense."
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
'Making Plans for Nigel' is such an immaculately written song, and I hope the latest Polanski nonsense doesn't distract from this one undeniable truth #ukpol #XTC
'Making Plans for Nigel' single cover.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Never forgot what #SYPN took away from us. They were this close to implementing iconic branding but decided to drop the ball by resorting to huge - barely readable - letters. Bit of a mess. I wonder which sadist pushed for the change? #Sheffield
'South Yorkshire People's Network' bus in new branding.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don't know why they made Wes Streeting defence sec. I just can't imagine him grinning whilst riding in a tank, as is custom. Not unless it's driving over a minibus full of trans teenagers, anyway. #ukpol
Ben Wallace.John Healey and Keith.Schapppsy.I guess a ship is the 'tank of the sea', so close enough Penny.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Picture possibly related.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love this natural walkie shot from #BBCLauraK with Kemi. Very natural.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🙋 Current party hate you because of <reasons>. 🏃 Previous party hate you because you're a traitor. 🐴 General public hate you because they spent the winter nervously tweaking the thermostat whilst your horses are kept warm. Still, Zahawi doesn't want to dress like he's too desperate on #BBCLauraK
Nadhim Zahawi in his fresh England shirt.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Farage is threatening to sue The Sunday Times as people start to ask "who is paying for this?" #ukpol
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I feel uneasy that Steve Reed keeps calling her 'Vic' #BBCLauraK
"DON'T CALL ME LEN, YOU LITTLE PRICK! I'M A BISHOP!"
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Gotta get this powerpoint done before CoP! Just got time to look up at my Waffen SS poster and stroke my stormtrooper torso for inspiration."
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Lord Case has 2x identical copies of 'How AI Thinks' on his bookshelf, which I suppose is a very clever commentary on the waste inherent in these platforms #BBCLauraK
Lord Case and his bookshelf.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A treat for the aeronautically disposed in #Sheffield at 3-3:30pm today: The Roundabout charity soapbox derby will be overflow by the #BBMF DC3 Dakota ZA947. Last time I saw her over Sheffield, she had D-day stripes, but apparently is now wearing SEAC colors. Perfect for the current weather.
BBMF Dakota in South East Asia Command scheme.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love @freecycle.bsky.social - a great way to cut down on waste. I've used it both giving & receiving (oooh errr). But let me tell you, there are some absolute unmissable offers round our way at the mo for the discerning womble…
Freecycle ad: "Pamphlet on heroin decriminalisation".Freecycle ad: "25 empty toilet paper rolls".
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't want to get political, but I've found the 'memoji'-esque illustrations on Andy Burnham's Makerfield posters only slightly less upsetting than his historical support for the Iraq war.
A 'Vote Andy' sign for the Makerfield by-election.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Moving Britain, by Design" is a thoughtful - if not a little futile - GBR visual ID proposal. The attitude - i.e. being lead by impactful, timeless and effective design, rather than "🇬🇧… what more do you people want?" - is absolutely spot on. #uktrain #UnsolicitedDesign mbbd.lkbergen.com/highlights
Moving Britain, by Design front cover showing a branded train.Carriages with surrounds to make finding the correct door easier for people with accessibility issues.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I work very hard to completely avoid any aspect of football culture, so it is particularly galing that Google force it onto the home screen of my personal device and I am unable to opt out.
Decorative football-themed branding on an Android homescreen - 1.Decorative football-themed branding on an Android homescreen - 2.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
> "…the contents of sidebars extend all the way to the edge of the window, and reintroducing color to sidebar icons. Mac windows are also getting a “tighter corner radius,”" #MacOS has gone back far enough to be usable again, but not too far to admit guilt #WWDC26 arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If The Onion are going to post articles under another domain, is there going to be… I dunno… an SEO penalty or something?: www.piratewires.com/p/gwyneth-pa...
Mrs. Coldplay and an interceptor drone.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sorry, I think your website must be broken. Please see attached.
Fred Durst mural in 2026.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Which absolutely genius coined this phrase and created this illustration?
'The Sloppelganger' illustration.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Putting Jeremy Hunt and Chris Philip MP on at the same time is a genius move: I reckon about 37% of the country has been operating under the delusion that they're the same fella #BBCLauraK
Jack Johnson & John Jackson.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Latest #Figma update on MacOS has it so that if you click on a text layer you can't select it - it brings up a nonsensical dialog to replace the fonts with the exact same ones you have installed. Maybe it needs more AI to do this? Absolute joke software.
Broken Figma font replacement dialog.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This MS Paint mirror is amazing & I absolutely want to make my own. /via Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/PixelArt/c...
MS Paint mirror.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sad news for UK brewers overall, but a nice little positive call out for #Sheffield and our cluster of fab breweries: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #UKBeer
Map showing breweries in Sheffield & Bristol.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
1) I think a lot of us have just assumed this for years, but nice to see some of the numbers. 2) "I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards." Played.
Garth Marenghi.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Still utilising sneaky #darkpatterns in #MacOS in an attempt to trick you into upgrading to the shinny-glass-hell of Tahoe. Maybe you'll catch me next time, lads. #itJustWerks
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
- "unworkable advise" > "unworkable advice" Less sensibly, consider attaching this.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Graham Norton: "Is that the nicest bit of Estonia?" Tell you what mate, you try pulling a country together after 50+ years of Soviet rule. Twat. #ESC #Eurovision
Estonia.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Jesus Christ lads, can we not have one thing without Americans? Just for one night? #ESC #Eurovision26
Billy Joel says some things whilst 'piano man' plays again.
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How is it that the one on the right looks more human than the one on the right? #ESC #Eurovision2026
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I wonder what Lucy Lawless is up to these days? #Romania #Eurovision2026 #ESC
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#Lithuania 🇱🇹 #ESC
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Also #Poland 🇵🇱 #ESC
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devolute @devolute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Posted without comment. #ESC #Eurovision2026
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