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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 1h

Pee-wee’s Playhouse Pop-Up Shop tonite queen?

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 1h

when you skipped leg day so many times you actually get zero forward momentum per stride. he'd go faster walking.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 6h

Orioles brass must have finally gotten word of the exclusive interview the bird gave to @bransonreese.bsky.social:

Four panel Branson Reese comic. Black and white. The Baltimore Oriole addresses the camera.

Panel 1: HELLO.
I'M THE
BALTIMORE ORIOLE!

Panel 2, as he socks a dinger at home plate:
I LOVE TO PLAY
BASEBALL.

Panel 3, as he shows the camera is Cloaca:
ALL MY BATHRODM STUFF
COMES OUT OF ONE
HOLE: MY CLOACA.

Panel 4, back to close-up:
THEY SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT MY CLOACA BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO? KILL MY SON?
IT TURNS OUT HE WAS
JUST A BEACH BALL PAINTED WHITE. NOT A REAL EGG AT ALL! I TRULY AM THE LAST OF My KIND!

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i don't always have nice things to say about the sleeper app, but it was correct in evaluating my team as only having a 50% win probability up 130 points with my opponent still having Bijan and Drake London to go #SFB16

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You’re too late!!! I’ve already pictured myself as the nonchalant, unbothered Jaylen Brown & you as the frantic, scrambling Jaylen Brunson!

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[hears gambit talking] guys, it turns out we've been pronouncing every word incorrectly.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

be honest, is this just another tuhrod situation? or am i doing a "[only guy who was right about tuhrod taylor] i'm getting real tuhrod vibes from this"?

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is why i was pretty optimistic about etienne this year. alas.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You got this, Luke, you can take him, I say, as I hightail it out of the woods

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh absolutely, and a pick in the redzone either way is gonna average ~5 pts. it all comes down to how likely you are to not get an intentional ground/safety anyway call, which i don't know how to math out haha.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it hurt to see that JAJ went on the podcast, but honestly going on a washed comic's podcast is more like doing community service than endorsement

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if we had robot refs that made correct calls that this is automatically a safety at best and pick six at worst, then it's true this is pretty damn bad lmaoo

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'll be honest, i'm not even sure it's negative EPA. a pick is marginally worse than a safety, but a not safety is much better than a safety.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i looked this up and it's painfully depressing

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

she hauptahn and haupthof, shoulda just taken the hauptbahnhof

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My Chuba Hubbard vs their Goff/Gibbs. You love to see it!

me winning the fantasy matchup 204.96 - 204.23

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Carolina somehow about to go 3 and out in under 1 minute

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the lions are not looking like the lions of last drive, where they completed 15 straight passes to sam laporta

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

bails out the somewhat odd choice to play hurry-up offense up double digits

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

wow young got *just* enough mustard on that one. massive play.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He's given a bunch of interviews about it so it's public record but I feel like Dave Canales is someone you could identify from 100 paces as "having triumphed over porn addiction." It's the hairline, somehow.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is how you kiss your wife when you're never going back to that place

dave canales kissing his wife while somehow keeping his whole body maximally distant from her

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

7/82 for Dohnte on 9 targets in this one with both Higgins and Chase getting dinged up. My guess is all three play next week, but I wouldn't be completely shocked if Meyers doesn't give this job back.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Kyle Monangai had 31 offensive plays by himself

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

32 offensive plays for the Jets???? I thought this was one of those glitches where the final stats weren't loading correctly in the box score.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

damn is that what everyone hates chris was about

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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

are you going to marlboro fair marlboro reds and marlboro lights remember me to one who smoked there she once bummed a ciggy of mine

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

he would have tweeted that the child had bad vibes before even leaving the stage

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i did not know wrestling in a public library was an option, so now all i'm thinking about is a Jon Moxley entrance at the library

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

lent her a ciggy picked up the butts in the church where a wedding has been marlboro dream

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

tommy pham would still flip the bat

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

1 - bismack biyombo 2 - scottie barnes 3 - draymond green 4 - jamal crawford 5 - isiah thomas 6 - rui hachimura

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

idk, i'm getting scottie barnes vibes from 2

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's 5. 4 is clearly coming off the bench.

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sounds like a great festival. I assume Bright Eyes and Cursive played?

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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everyone made way too much of Tom being funny in Tropic Thunder and he's been desperate to make an entire movie doing that bit ever since. I am just assuming that's what Digger is.

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Spirit of rebellion burns in ashes never gone cold

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