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Chaotive creative @PrintInkling.bsky.social Forgive my Northern attitude; I was raised on little light.

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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 1h
It's fine that I'm just going to give up on everything and eat bread, right? A little dense in the middle, didn't rise enough. I'll figure it out. Considering the toppings and all of the herbs used in the dough, I should have chopped up a handful of pepperoni and just let it be pizza focaccia
A chunk of focaccia showing the crumb, which isn't as airy as I would like but represents a good work in progress
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 3h
That's right! And awesome, I hope it's a great time <3 (I just sent you a DM)
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 3h
Is this something that happens regularly?!
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 10h
Happy New Kidney-versary, @suddenlystormy.bsky.social
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Cat Mesmerized by Color-Changing Light
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 12h
You said you woke up from them, but are you struggling to get back to sleep? I have lifelong sleep issues invoving intense dreams so looking for a common thread, not JUST being nosy I promise 👀
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 13h
That's really interesting. I struggle to sleep on my back, but if I do it's always a deep sleep. Surprisingly slight dietary changes can cause it, especially if you're getting more zinc or magnesium. Sometimes niacin. Sometimes shrimp 🍤 Bodies are weird! Are they so intense as to be disruptive?
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 13h
Do you have any idea what's causing it?
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 15h
I've discovered that I can't be up to early if I just never get to sleep 😭 (for real though, sorry you're up too soon)
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Sleepy Kitten and Morning Coffee
Alt: Sleepy Kitten almost falling asleep leaning against a coffee mug
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 21h
I did a focaccia. Started with a recipe and immediately had to make substitutions, then decided to cook in the cast iron instead of a sheet pan. Pretty good, all things considered.
A load of focaccia cooked in cast iron with tomatoes, black olives, and onions.
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Dagult Neverember @nwswag.bsky.social · 22h
I feel this
A Sarah Andersen cartoon depicting a person bringing a silly meme to the group chat amidst one member having the worst day of her life.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 23h
Made some adjustments, and have more adjustments to make, but no denying she's tasty. I usually make this in the instant pot, but converting to the slow cooker for the benefit of a gloriously fragrant house 💜
A small glass of equal parts chai concentrate and almond milk
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had quite a bit of sludge still at the bottom, to the point where it wouldn't filter out even with a coffee filter. So I trashed the last cup or so. I'm sure someone with more fucks to give could have powered through, but I have plenty. Mine came out super dark, steeped the tea too long 💀
Brown sludge of spices in the bottom of a bowl
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chang's Milk Spit Laugh
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The whole experience was worth it for the house fragrance alone (OMG it's so good), so definitely not complaining. And it's tasty, just needs tuning. I also wonder how our different experiences with chai influence our flavor preferences, why some of us like more cardamom or star anise or whatever
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
3 cinnamon sticks, omit ground 1 tsp fresh ginger (I keep knobs frozen) omit honey/sugar omit vanilla (mine was pricey, didn't do much here) I would then make a cinnamon simple syrup w/ vanilla and use that as desired to boost the flavor. I think gently crushing/bruising the whole items helps, too
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, plenty of filtering required. Thinking about running it through coffee filter as well. I've never used this much powdered content before (usually whole/crushed) and it's definitely lingering lol Agreed on the concentration. The flavor is nice but needs a boost. My half-assed idea to solve:
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, a lot of content creators are focused on high-impact/high gain protein bro content Are you on instagram?
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I added two, because they're probably well past their prime. But many hours later and that is the primary scent in the air at this time 😂 I do need to run out to the dollar store and get cheesecloth or a real fine sieve, don't usually use this much powder. Smells divine
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still finding a groove. I use a mini-stepper and build around that (using stepper to elevate heels for squats, etc) I've also had great success with variations on shovelglove. Start slow. shovelglove.com When I have the spare coin I'm picking up a small treadmill for incline walking.
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Shovelglove: The Sledgehammer Workout
Shovelglove is a 14-minute weekday exercise routine using a padded sledgehammer and movements inspired by manual labor.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here we gooooooo Of course I immediately fucked with the recipe and used double the cardamom (crushed not ground), winged It on some of the measurements because meh. Used brown sugar because it's cheap, mixed peppercorns because I had them House already smells amazing so already winning ☕
A slow cooker showing 10 hrs remaining on low temp cook time
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Agent Scully @agentscully.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone wanna join a new a non-D&D campaign?
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Ben Stein's 'Anyone? Anyone?' Iconic Scene
ALT: Ben Stein's 'Anyone? Anyone?' Iconic Scene
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garlic (I am not Kendall Roy) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[sustained, anguished screaming]
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chumbawamba has a fantastic album based around labor rights and protest songs And it was very formative in my youth but, upon reflection As in most things They were never truly angry enough
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, seriously though: slowly ascending the three front porch steps should not feel like I'm poppin out the cheeks 🫪😂 May need to rethink my form on squats (or maybe this means I'm doing them right?)
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Aku Squats in Samurai Jack
Alt: Aku Squats in Samurai Jack
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been getting back into exercising at home as my psyche allows, being careful not to exacerbate a minor but ever-present medical condition Yesterday was leg/glute focused. I can feel every cord, rope, and pulley creaking like an old battleship.
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Soreness: Leg Hurts
Alt: A scene from community where Troy is pulling himself across the floor with his arms, dragging his motionless legs
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Security Camera: OMG INTRUDER! SOMEONE IS HERE! SOUND THE ALARM! FLASH THE LIGHTS! 500 NOTIFICATIONS ON YOUR PHONE OMGGGG The intruder and imminent threat to my life: this bad boi doing rad kick flips and like five minutes of advanced parkour trying to get The Good Bugs.
A skunk in the backyard doing parkour to find bugs and snacks
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lonely Walk Down a Foggy Road
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jiffy Cornbread mix + 1/3rd cup milk + 1 egg will all mix in a ziplock sandwich bag. Y'know, if you are trying to avoid dirtying dishes.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
0430 am Is it a burglar or Bastion trying to steal q-tips out of the garbage again
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My ears are so small that I can't use any of the protective coverings on this piece, otherwise I'm pretty sure he would rip it off and eat it. As it is, I think the running and hiding it game brings him great joy - if I don't notice him stealing it, he comes to find/meow at me with sparkly eyes
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And as for Bastion, right after this picture was taken he delighted in snatching my Bluetooth earpiece and running off to hide it. It's become his nightly game if I forget to plug it in. It can almost always be found in one of my shoes 🙄
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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Them: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT... Me: my hot friend just played this for me isn't it just fucking amazing listen to those JUICY synths youtu.be/DksnpaellAE
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No Chains Can Last Forever
YouTube video by CONTROL Resonant - Topic
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also also the tin foil fascinator wearing part of my brain definitely thinks this is a paid op to get everyone to go listen to the damn thing
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hahaha right? I built my audio streaming algorithm brick by brick and I can assure you that no twee country ditty from your precious charts has the strength to even approach the castle, let alone traverse the moat. it has not the WONKWONK nor the FROGGY bass not the OONTZSCREECH required
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm seeing a lot of that sentiment and am BAFFLED Do these people not know how to enjoy things without being told to enjoy them? who gives a fuck? today's bluesky experience has been a shitty music version of the furniture catalog scene from fight club
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I understand that we all need a break from talking about myriad desperately serious and vital things that we'll never solve and are limited in defense against but a full day of discourse about yet another inane country song that no one will remember in three years really isn't what I had in mind
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Pengu Pudgy: Nobody Cares
Alt: Pengu Pudgy: Nobody Cares
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did the exact same doubletake and wondered how many people it took going absolutely rogue at Disney to get THAT concept greenlit
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm just wondering if it'll release enough of the cardamom goodness? Hmm.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine thinking one must consult charts to cultivate musical tastes
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have it all on hand, too. Except my cardamom is whole. Wonder if I need to bust out the grinder or if I can get away with just crushing it like in the instant pot. My house is going to smell so good...
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aries: Fuck you.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YESSSSSSS I used to make a chai concentrate in the instant pot, but I can't find my recipe 😭 Slow cooker it is!
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds good! Well I don't find weedy flavor to be particularly off-putting, I love having options that don't require it if that makes any sense This available locally for you?
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How's the flavor?
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'Ohio's Dan Sullivan calls his sled a snowmobile' a truly sick Alaskan burn
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Michael from The Good Place: It's Devastating
Alt: Michael from The Good Place: It's Devastating. You're devastated right now.
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The evenings are getting cooler, so played hooky and went for a long ride. The camera does it no justice, but the big chonky moon is spectacular tonight. What a beauty 💜
A picture of a bright full moon peeking out over the tops of tree silhouettes. The picture is taken from a motorcycle
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Amy Frost @daniora.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fucking love broadsheets
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haven't we earned a little wrath @acearohanda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
does anyone know of any book/manga stores that are doing sales as a fuck you to prime day
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Devierue @devierue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, intended to make myself a little mini vacation out of it BUT I wasn't sure if I was going to have travel plans over that weekend or not, so wanted to wait until I knew more before booking. Welp. It's all good, there'll be other things. Just a bummer, she seems so fun!
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